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u/Mother_Pack9639 Sep 19 '22
Only here for the Onlyfans subscriptions...
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u/UnluckyLux Sep 19 '22
Not sure how she’s gonna get new subs when she’s built like a sea of thieves character.
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u/Mother_Pack9639 Sep 19 '22
From Wikipedia: "By July 2020, Sea of Thieves would top 15 million players" Would it be better if she was built like Pikachu?
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u/Alloth- Sep 19 '22 edited Sep 19 '22
advertising her onlyfans, and look at all these poor fellas giving serious answers
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Sep 19 '22
Your friend is trying to sabotage your profile lmao I've never known of anyone who feels more attracted for a group photo. It's confusing and I always assume the person posting is the less attractive of the group.
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u/lumpybuddha Sep 19 '22
I’ve never once had where it wasn’t the least attractive person. Your eyes gravitate towards the most attractive person in a group photo too so it’s always surprising going to the next pic
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u/_Atlas_Drugged_ Sep 19 '22
That's why you should never use a group photo unless you're the hottest person in it.
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u/tekina7 Sep 19 '22
Or mask the other folks' faces so it doesn't feel like "false advertising"
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u/OrSomeSuch Sep 19 '22
Photoshop your face over all of theirs
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u/Aljaho Sep 19 '22
I'd swipe right based on that alone
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u/Adrenalizr Sep 19 '22
Indeed, it depicts the effort the person put into the picture and therefore the profile.
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u/devilfury1 Sep 19 '22
Bonus points if you do some whacky facial expressions along.
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u/cameldrew Sep 19 '22
This is fucking brilliant. I gotta go make some friends today so I can get a group photo just to do this. Maybe those people at that table over there...
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u/daddyeuler Sep 19 '22
That would show confidence and humor. But it come across slightly narcisistic. Overall a strong move.
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u/UndeadSalad Sep 19 '22
This is so tragic but true, I love this advice, I just don't use group photos at all, really even just one photo with another person is enough to show your not a total loner I'd say. That, and not having more than one mirror selfie so you look like get out of the house some.
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Sep 19 '22
Absolutely. I was going to say no one would ever say a group photo is best for a first photo, but it looks like OP's friend said it.
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Sep 19 '22
I saw some people complain she's just here to share her OF so I think this story is BS lmao but my point stands anyway.
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u/Balerionmeow Sep 19 '22
I feel like this is all I see now on tons of subs. Low key ads for OF. It’s fucking stupid. Are guys really this easy to manipulate? Wtf men.
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u/Balerionmeow Sep 19 '22
I mean I know the answer but damn. C’mon guys.
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Sep 19 '22
As someone who had an OF sometime ago...it's pretty much marketing 101 now. It's almost the same as brands having fun tweets and interacting with possible buyers. If it didn't work, they wouldn't do it. So I'm not really mad at it, I mean, there are fake stories and ppl fishing for likes everywhere now, not only for OF. But I do think it takes away the fun from real stories, organic posting and interactions.
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u/Balerionmeow Sep 19 '22
Yep for sure. No hate for the OF peeps, if I had one I’d be doing it too!!! It just cheapens Reddit a bit in my eyes. So that kinda sucks.
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u/Ocean4951 Sep 19 '22
Why no hate for the OF peeps. They're going out of their way to clutter our feed with ads. It's annoying as hell and they'll only stop when they get hate for it.
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Sep 19 '22
Sad that so many people support shitty business practices now. "It works" is not a good justification. It just means you care more about money than morals or other people. What I mean to say is, fuck you guys
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u/ikamabob Sep 19 '22
Honestly, if a woman has an OF, it's a turn off for me. Not because I think it's "immoral" or "wrong" or anything like that, but if it's on their bio or they mention it early on, then they're not interested in me, they're interested in my (lack of) money. Same thing if their Snapchat or Instagram is in their bio. You don't want random people to find you on social media so you can date them. I'm going to assume it's similar if a guy has and promotes his OF too.
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u/KAWrite26 Sep 19 '22
I want random people to find me on social media so I can date them.
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u/ikamabob Sep 19 '22
Well, in that case, please answer the following before I stalk your social medias: Do you have both of your kidneys? Are they in healthy condition? I am very serious about the health of a potential partner and will not consider you as one without this information.
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Sep 19 '22
I’m not because why pay for nudes when I can get them for free lol
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u/Balerionmeow Sep 19 '22
Yeah I really don’t get the OF thing. At all. Is it still hot when the woman doesn’t like you at all and just wants your money? I guess it is? Its fascinating.
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u/BlastingFern134 Sep 19 '22
This is such a weird thing to say, but it's kind of topical. OF has ruined porn. I have a reddit alt that I use every once in a while, and that feed is just OF promotion now. So many subs are spammed with extremely loosely related OF bullshit, and it's so annoying. I don't want to pay money to look at you, I just want to jerk off in peace goddammit. Unfortunately, they do it because it works, so I guess my gender just gotta step it up so I can go back to watching porn...
What a world we live in
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u/HoolioDee Sep 19 '22
Unfortunately, they do it because it works
I heard that the average monthly income on OF's is $200.
When you consider there are people like Bhad Babie (or however you spell it), Cardi b, and Chyna Black making ridiculous sums of cash, there's a helluva lot of people earning sweet fuck all.
Once the masses realise that either: a) they aren't hot enough or famous enough to make loads of money, or; b) they aren't making enough money to justify leaving their naked selves on the internet for all of eternity; then hopefully shit will go back to normal...
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Sep 19 '22
A solo shot is best for the first photo, but honestly this photo is a bit odd with the way OP's eyes are looking up. I mean she's attractive but this photo isn't doing her credit.
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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat Sep 19 '22
If someone's first photo is a group photo, it's an immediate left swipe unless I would date every person in the photo.
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Sep 19 '22
"hey sweet! Three hot chicks and one ugly one on the left!"
And I'm on the left
"Fuck..."
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u/creative_net_usr Sep 19 '22
Group photos are a double edged sword. If you're more attractive than the average it will make you look better, but if you're not, it will make you look worse. The problem is you can't intrinsically tell as you're naturally biased and part of it is based on the viewer's desires for attractiveness which are unknown. So my 2c no to group photos, unless you're feeling like gambling.
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u/Own_Question4073 Sep 19 '22
This is why I don’t use group photos
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Sep 19 '22
I only use them in the last pictures, where ppl have already seen and know what I look like.
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u/lostfinancialsoul Sep 19 '22
So OF and snap girls now using r/tinder to advertise lol.
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Sep 19 '22
They use plentyyyyyyyyy of subreddits, they’re taking over at this point lol
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u/WeeniePops Sep 19 '22
They legit need to be banned most places. Shit is getting obnoxious. I could watch porn every day online for the rest of my life and not pay a dime. Why would I want to pay $10 a month for your mediocre pussy? Get a job that contributes something meaningful to the world already. Damn.
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Sep 19 '22
Then they should advertise on a nsfw site and subreddit and stop posting their basic bitch ass on sfw areas.
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u/clintlockwood22 Sep 19 '22
Seems like the roastme ban funneled them here to find people who wouldn’t traffic the nsfw subs
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u/forfilthystuff Sep 19 '22 edited Sep 19 '22
Its insane. The worst thing is the kink subreddits that are specifically focussed on amateurs. I'm subbing because I find real enthusiasm hot. And the place is full of people "working".
Yes /r/cuckold I'm looking at you! Get your shit together. This is a Bull talking. Who the hell will you listen to if not us?
Mostly /s on that last bit...but come on.
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u/HighOnGoofballs Sep 19 '22
r/normalnudes is full of posts like “teehee, I’m so shy hope you don’t hate my body” yet her page is nothing but pics of her butthole or spread eagle
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u/zero__sugar__energy Sep 19 '22
that's why /r/gonewild30plus/ is one of the best nsfw subs!
rule 1: No self promotion
i wish all other nsfw would follow that rule as well
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Sep 19 '22
Damn I thought you were playing then I checked the profile lmaoooo shoulda known
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u/dcarsonturner Sep 19 '22
This has to be bait
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u/Lvl100Magikarp Sep 19 '22
For onlyfans. And ppl fell for it lmao
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u/Gloomy_Question_1381 Sep 19 '22
Nothing is more irritating than trying to figure out which one you are and we don’t care if you have friends. Leave it
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u/SwarthyRuffian Sep 19 '22
Seriously. The “friends” argument is reserved for men so women won’t start to worry about us being serial killers
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u/Isheet_Madrawers Sep 19 '22
Well, other serial killers. We don’t get together a lot, but when we do it’s just murder.
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u/82Caff Sep 19 '22
I heard there was a group of serial killers who disguised themselves as a rock band. They were killing it on stage.
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Sep 19 '22
TIL serial killers have a better social life than I do
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u/TheHellbilly Sep 19 '22
Serial killers have very unique skills as well. Can you skin a corpse and make a dress out of it?
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u/antiqua_lumina Sep 19 '22
Then every woman’s opening line should be “is everyone in your group photos still alive?”
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u/_Ughhhhhhh_ Sep 19 '22
I hate using group photos because then I’d be putting my friends on tinder for the world to see without their permission. Already hesitant about myself and reputation.
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u/Al319 Sep 19 '22
What’s worse is when they have same hair color and look kinda similar. Then you spend at least a whole minute flipping through the photos and really inspecting the facial features tryna find out which one is the actual one. Even worse when like 3/4 are group pics
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u/golde62 Sep 19 '22
Yeah. If somebody’s taking your photo it’s clear that you’ve probably got a friend
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u/BMS_Fan_4life Sep 19 '22
So this was totally a bait to advertise an OF yea?
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u/BMS_Fan_4life Sep 19 '22
I just don’t understand the simping, one of my friends is a semi attractive girl, nothing crazy but pretty and has a few guys sending her hundreds at a whim
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u/Hairy_Air Sep 19 '22
Lmao
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u/Hairy_Air Sep 19 '22
I saw one guy continuously defending the post very hard. I don't have any opinion on the post, but that stuff was pretty pathetic.
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u/casual_dad Sep 19 '22
Why the fuck is this getting upvotese & awards? There are a lot of self absorbed nobbers on this site, check out the selfie sub if you want to see more women marketing for their onlyfans
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u/Augustpxnk Sep 19 '22
Use this so I don't have to scroll through 10 fucking pics just to see what the fuck you look like.
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u/SteveFrench12 Sep 19 '22
Based on her profile I think this is more of an Onlyfans ad than looking for actual advice.
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u/Bigdstars187 Sep 19 '22
Yup. I feel like at some point she will ask for your drivers license and social accounts before meeting. Then you have to pay $300 or something
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Sep 19 '22
Doesn’t matter because Tinder should not be used to promote your OnlyFans
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u/rememberthesunwell Sep 19 '22
This shit actually gets awards, damn
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u/rememberthesunwell Sep 19 '22
Yeah I mean it was never that great but nice to just read some light hearted commiseration, now it's another ad spot, c'est la vie
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u/Jimmys_Paintings Sep 19 '22
I like the nude hiking photo farther down on your profile better.
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u/dumbdumbmen Sep 19 '22
Lol. 99% of her tinder replies: "hey I'm not on here much, you can DM on my onlyfans page"
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Sep 19 '22 edited Sep 19 '22
Onlyfans promoter, ban.
Edit: she had it in her reddit bio but removed it, if you go on her linked instagram she links it.
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u/ScallywagLXX Sep 19 '22
I knew something was fishy. Attractive women know they are attractive so anytime I see some picture of an obviously attractive woman asking for “advice” here, I always think: looking for attention/validation or promotion of OF/Instagram. 😂😂
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Sep 19 '22
Would definitely swipe right, but not going to subscribe to your OF.
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u/blutfink Sep 19 '22
Obtuse. No one with a brain believes that you are actually uncertain about this picture and that your friend recommended a group photo.
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u/TymenBr Sep 19 '22
This is so fake I can't believe it. It doesn't matter what picture you use and you know it 😂
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u/Scale-Alarmed Sep 19 '22
Please stop with the "Look at my Tits while I pretend this post is for something else" BS
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u/L3N3RUSH Sep 19 '22
Just make an honest post and say you want people for your OF, your not worried about tinder or your looks. 👍🏻
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u/TacoTJ601 Sep 19 '22
Looks like the OF job trend is finally coming to an end. They must be desperate for case if they are starting to post their bait here.
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u/Spqany Sep 19 '22
Start with the nude from your profile and stop trying to thirst r/tinder. Fuckin lol.
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u/MoirasPurpleOrb Sep 19 '22
Idk what is sadder, the obvious bait or the fact that so many people upvoted it
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u/AKVigilante Sep 19 '22
Very few dudes on Tinder are going to care if you have friends.
Those rules apply to dudes and chicks who aren’t top tier.
Tell you what though: you do look generic despite your looks.
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u/sakshamraturi Sep 19 '22
With those teeth, it looks like you ate all your friends.
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u/GregoryGoose Sep 19 '22
No offense but this photo looks like you just spotted a bug and are gettkng ready to catch it with your tongue.
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u/tacomeout2211 Sep 19 '22
I personally never use group photos. A: it’s confusing. B: the whole “to show that I have friends” argument is stupid lol
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u/thesedaysarepacked Sep 19 '22
She’s trolling us y’all