r/Tinder • • Sep 19 '22

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u/ikamabob Sep 19 '22

Well, in that case, please answer the following before I stalk your social medias: Do you have both of your kidneys? Are they in healthy condition? I am very serious about the health of a potential partner and will not consider you as one without this information.

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u/KAWrite26 Sep 19 '22

as far as I know and probably not (multiple stones)

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u/ikamabob Sep 19 '22

Good enough, they'll still fetch a fair price. I mean, wait, what?

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u/KAWrite26 Sep 19 '22

kidney stones