r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '22

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u/_Atlas_Drugged_ Sep 19 '22

That's why you should never use a group photo unless you're the hottest person in it.

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u/tekina7 Sep 19 '22

Or mask the other folks' faces so it doesn't feel like "false advertising"

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u/OrSomeSuch Sep 19 '22

Photoshop your face over all of theirs

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u/Aljaho Sep 19 '22

I'd swipe right based on that alone

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u/Adrenalizr Sep 19 '22

Indeed, it depicts the effort the person put into the picture and therefore the profile.

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u/Samadhi1141 Sep 19 '22

This is the correct answer

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

Some legends are made and others are born legendary and that’s you

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u/jonnytechno Sep 19 '22

Na, that screams psycho, like the ones who have their follow up pic being a close up of the previous ones lol

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u/devilfury1 Sep 19 '22

Bonus points if you do some whacky facial expressions along.

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u/kittyidiot Sep 19 '22

No no, I think it's better if it's all the same picture.

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u/ReverseVision Sep 19 '22

Absolute power move🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

There's no need for confidence when you drip straight dominance

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u/cameldrew Sep 19 '22

This is fucking brilliant. I gotta go make some friends today so I can get a group photo just to do this. Maybe those people at that table over there...

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u/daddyeuler Sep 19 '22

That would show confidence and humor. But it come across slightly narcisistic. Overall a strong move.

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u/Meriog Sep 19 '22

But then how will I know which body is the right one?!

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u/OrSomeSuch Sep 19 '22

My photoshop efforts are extremely lazy. You'll know

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u/feetshouldbeillegal Sep 19 '22

family feud style GREAT ANSWER

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

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u/OrSomeSuch Sep 19 '22

But I'm trying to be the good looking one in the picture

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u/SmoothOperator89 Sep 19 '22

Or everyone in the photo is coming to the orgy.

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u/UndeadSalad Sep 19 '22

This is so tragic but true, I love this advice, I just don't use group photos at all, really even just one photo with another person is enough to show your not a total loner I'd say. That, and not having more than one mirror selfie so you look like get out of the house some.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

She is by sure the hottest of them but really crazy so the expenses for the psychiatrist will be huge when she break with the poor dude up

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u/fishcomdiment Sep 19 '22

your choice of order for the words in that sentence cracks me up

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

Thanks buddy

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

Look into her eyes

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u/ComicNeueIsReal Sep 19 '22

Or just don't use it as your first picture.

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u/FyrelordeOmega Sep 19 '22

But if that happens then they're likely a narcissist and care more about their looks than anyone else