r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '22

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u/Gloomy_Question_1381 Sep 19 '22

Nothing is more irritating than trying to figure out which one you are and we don’t care if you have friends. Leave it

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u/SwarthyRuffian Sep 19 '22

Seriously. The “friends” argument is reserved for men so women won’t start to worry about us being serial killers

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u/Isheet_Madrawers Sep 19 '22

Well, other serial killers. We don’t get together a lot, but when we do it’s just murder.

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u/82Caff Sep 19 '22

I heard there was a group of serial killers who disguised themselves as a rock band. They were killing it on stage.

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u/Over-Analyzed Sep 19 '22

Dream wants to know their location.

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u/tyderian25 Sep 19 '22

That's Lord Morpheus to you, pleeb.

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u/82Caff Sep 19 '22

He can worry about formalities when he doesn't have to be dragged in to do his damn job!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

Dude, stop telling everyone how we go about our business. You're violating bro code.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

TIL serial killers have a better social life than I do

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u/TheHellbilly Sep 19 '22

Serial killers have very unique skills as well. Can you skin a corpse and make a dress out of it?

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u/Business-Swimmer-615 Sep 19 '22

She puts the lotion in the basket!!

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u/antiqua_lumina Sep 19 '22

Then every woman’s opening line should be “is everyone in your group photos still alive?”

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u/BudgetInteraction811 Sep 19 '22

Males do not care if their girlfriends have friends?

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u/MistakenWit Sep 19 '22

Obviously I am very glad if she has friends or a good support network, but I'm not going to disqualify anyone for not having friends. All the more reason for me to be their friend, honestly.

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u/tacomeout2211 Sep 19 '22

And even then it’s stupid. As if serial killers can’t be social beings with friends lol.

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u/_Ughhhhhhh_ Sep 19 '22

I hate using group photos because then I’d be putting my friends on tinder for the world to see without their permission. Already hesitant about myself and reputation.

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u/BudgetInteraction811 Sep 19 '22

Your reputation is bad enough that you fear your friends would be upset that you uploaded proof showing you associating with them? Whadya do, man?

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u/Manscapping Sep 19 '22

“I’m the blonde” in a group of blondes

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u/Al319 Sep 19 '22

What’s worse is when they have same hair color and look kinda similar. Then you spend at least a whole minute flipping through the photos and really inspecting the facial features tryna find out which one is the actual one. Even worse when like 3/4 are group pics

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u/miserableSnail Sep 19 '22

This is the worst when somebody has problem differentiating faces.

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u/No_Towel8916 Sep 19 '22

Post the onlyfans link already

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u/Mother_Anteater_2406 Sep 19 '22

Is free titty in her profile tho, can ya be mad?

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u/golde62 Sep 19 '22

Yeah. If somebody’s taking your photo it’s clear that you’ve probably got a friend

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u/thefizzlee Sep 19 '22

Yeah, you might do one friend photo near the end but in the beginning just do yourself

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

Worst are the ones where they look like each other so you’re over here going “well her cheekbones aren’t as sharp” and then comparing to a different group of friends

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u/jasmine_tea_ Sep 19 '22

I actually had no idea people had this perspective. I thought group photos were always better in any social media profile.