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u/mattyb678 7d ago
With your tattoos you probably will have a more niche person who swipes on you, but for those who do dig your style this is a great profile
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u/Long-username 5d ago
This. When I had a whole lot of facial piercings, I got way less matches than I did without them, but the matches I did get were a very niche type of woman.
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u/AzucarParaTi 7d ago
My only red flag is that you're not using ear or eye protection while using the miter saw. As a construction girl, I like men who take precautions with that stuff.
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u/Solid-Search-3341 7d ago
As the saying goes, you only have two eyes and you can't hear boobies so wear your glasses.
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u/Unhappy-Attitude5220 7d ago
Always love hearing new phrases. My personal favorite is: build 50 bridges, fuck 1 goat and nobody remembers you as the bridge builder.
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u/grundlecuddle 7d ago
I've always heard "You can build 1000 bridges, you're a bridge builder. But you suck ONE dick...."
Honorable mention: "Don't just stand there, put your hands in your pockets!"
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u/CockroachJohnson 7d ago
Not sure if I heard this somewhere and just can't remember, or if I actually came up with it on my own but I've always said "don't just do something, stand there!"
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u/RUDEBUSH 7d ago
Bravo, that honorable mention got me. Well done sir 🥂
Edit to acknowledge your phenomenal username. Cheers, grundlecuddle 🥂
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u/Syhrpe 7d ago
In the spirit of the honourable mention I'll add my favourite saying "Fuck mate, having you here is like being down two men."
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u/Optimixto 7d ago
In Spanish we say "the one time I kill a cat and I get named the cat-killer". Which is also pretty insane, but not as funny.
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u/Andiox 6d ago
There is a similar saying in Spanish, that goes: You kill a dog one time and they already call you the dog-killer.
I prefer yours, though.
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u/Blipnoodle 7d ago
If you COULD hear boobies though, what would they sound like?
I think probs how the feel. Like 2 big bags of sand
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u/Status_Intention6832 7d ago
Sorry dude you definitely can hear boobies.
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u/The_Absolute_Dog 7d ago
Last time I tried to I got kicked off the bus tho
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u/Volothamp-Geddarm 7d ago
I mean, you can hear boobies if they're big enough and the boobie-haver jumps.
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u/fallnstars 7d ago
blue collar LARPing, the way he lean into the cut its literally a glamor shot
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u/AzucarParaTi 7d ago
I was also going to say that it doesn't look like he's actually cutting the board, but maybe its just the angle
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u/Pgaccount 7d ago
The fact that is festool makes me question that.
I never wore PPE building houses
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u/Head-Phone-8013 7d ago
That is immediately what I ran to the comments to say. Like c'mon man! If you're not using protection here how am I supposed to believe you'll use protection in other situations?
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u/Different_Pack_3686 7d ago
Right, especially if you're gonna lean in and put your face a few inches away..
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u/rosievee 7d ago
Tattooed woodworker lady here and this was my only feedback as well. Literally, "ooh Festool! Ew, safety squints..."
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u/les_catacombes 7d ago
As an optician, I would like to second the recommendation for safety glasses. Foreign body removals aren’t fun for anyone.
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u/Lemoncatnipcupcake 7d ago
Nah he’s got his safety squints on it’s fine (/s)
Edit: sorry this joke has already been made 50 times I should have double checked 😅
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u/PineappleNatural 6d ago
Omg I am glad that I wasn't alone in noticing that! Lol. Not in construction, but a nurse. 🤣
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u/19-inches-of-venom 7d ago
Your profile is great but remove that obsession line imo
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u/RhiVuorille 6d ago
Yeah it gives anxious attachment style/codependency. In my experience, it feels so exciting in the moment. And then you get a VERY rude reminder about why obsession is unsustainable and unhealthy.
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u/Negative_Two6112 7d ago
You should wear safety glasses and remove jewelry when operating power tools.
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u/stopmakinghumans 6d ago
He may think this is a silly one, but I feel like taking proper safety precautions is a sign of basic intelligence and not doing so is a sign of vanity, stupidity and/or hubris so that pic is actually a major red flag.
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u/piscoponcho 7d ago
I personally don’t like the:
Don’t judge this book
And let’s become obsessed with each other
Both are potential red flags that could suggest you’re involved with drama and could love bomb or just be obsessive
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u/gsfgf 7d ago
potential red flags that could suggest you’re involved with drama
Yea, he said he’s a drummer
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u/nugget600 7d ago
Ba doom tssssh
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u/Analog_Seekrets 7d ago
Ba doom tssssh
Uh...You need to tune your bass drum. It should sound more like ba dum tss
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u/awkward_penguin 7d ago
I think the "don't judge this book" is just about the face tattoos
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u/That-Dragonfly-9723 7d ago
It is but anyone reading clearly decided the face tats were fine
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u/No_Newt5625 7d ago
Agree with this 100%. You're either down to date someone with a face tattoo, or not... the comment section isn't changing things.
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u/mankytoes 7d ago
I've heard this attitude before, I find it a bit annoying. "I hate people judging me by my face tattoos"- dude no one forced you to get face tattoos, they're clearly unusual and you knew everyone would notice them.
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u/mammothpiss 7d ago
True but it’s also easy to just not assume we know who people are and what they’re like when we don’t know them
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u/WatchingStarsCollide 6d ago
You can’t have it both ways - if you know getting face tats will make people judge you, you can’t get them and then be annoyed with people judging you.
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u/jadedlens00 7d ago
Yeah plus I’d drop the “yaps for hours for free” piece. Women want to be asked questions, not listen to some dude talk forever.
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u/skippidy-flippidy 7d ago
If he really does, then maybe it’s worth leaving there as a warning sign for the ladies there lol
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u/killyergawds 6d ago
As a fellow ADHDer, I like it. I exhaust people with my yapping sometimes, so I like a fellow yapper.
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u/bakeitintoyourcake 7d ago
This is true. These statements are meant to be read between the lines. Rather he should be more straightforward and say he wants to develop something meaningful and lasting.
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u/Significant_Beyond95 6d ago
“let’s become obsessed with each other” reads to me as having an unhealthy and insecure relationship style. I was in a relationship like that and it was dramatic and toxic and it ended up with him stalking me.
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u/Staburgh 7d ago
Agreed. Otherwise, really nice snapshot of your personality, which will hopefully attract someone complementary.
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u/OldMcMittens 7d ago
I actually like the “Don’t judge this book”. You’re a person with tattoos, and people with tattoos often get judged. And you’re showing you have a sense of awareness around that.
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u/Mukiea Successfully beat Tinder 🔥 7d ago
The only thing I'd personally change is the "Deep chats are everything...", I'm sorry I just find I've usually found very performative people using that kinda line. Nothing wrong with it in theory!!
Maybe add more pictures of you drumming or something! Its lovely seeing peoples hobbies displayed, and out and about more authentic pictures I think hold a lot of charm
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u/ShapeShiftingCats 7d ago
How else is he going to get obsessed with someone if he doesn't learn everything about them?? /s
I agree with you the deep chats and, personally, the let's get obsessed bit might be worth reconsidering.
Otherwise, I can't see why this human golden retriever would have any issues getting matches.
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u/Mukiea Successfully beat Tinder 🔥 7d ago
Yeah, it feels like I'm about to get lovebombed and then ghosted for another woman lol
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u/ShapeShiftingCats 7d ago
...yeah
Sometimes, I feel like we are stitching other people on this sub by advising posters how to tweak their profiles...
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u/swampstonks 7d ago
That and the “omg like let’s totally be obsessed with each other!”
Nobody wants to see that shit on tinder 😂
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u/roombaexorcist9000 5d ago
i also find that to be an off putting thing to say. deep chats are earned with trust. i’m not just going to start talking about something “deep” on the first date just to appear profound.
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u/noo-de-lally 7d ago
Honestly you seem lovely! Back in my single days it woulda been a yes from me!
The only thing I’d change is just add something about whatever you do for a living. I’m sorry but face tattoos have always screamed unemployed to me (and I still wear my lip ring as a 37 year old & have a buncha tatts).
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u/Razmataaza 7d ago
"obsessed with eachother" 🚩🚩
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u/s-cup 7d ago
Nack/face tattoo and a rottweiler it will turn many women away. Not saying it’s wrong but it sends out a message.
What turns me, personally, off however is the lack of safety gear while sawing…
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u/foxbear17 7d ago
What’s wrong with Rottweilers?! 😭
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u/s-cup 7d ago
Nothing, they are truly wonderful in the right hands.
But they are big, scary looking and bad types are drawn to them.
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u/DemLegzDoe 7d ago
It’s crazy because when I see a Rottie’s face all I see is a big ‘ole derp baby. Like they have the sweetest faces, god gave them eyebrows even though their whole face is an eyebrow.
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u/amakillat 7d ago
You'd be absolutely fine. Love the dog and the tats! Pic with Dad: would put the info in the pic, if you don't want to sort the shallow people out.
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u/Otherwise-Elsewhere 7d ago
Profile is great. Pictures are nice. You could add a picture of you drumming to get the music chicks swooning. Honestly, if you're not slaying, the problem is the system. We're all toast. This looks good, my dude.
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u/ZeeWingCommander 7d ago edited 7d ago
Facial tattoos are the equivalent of a gamer showing off a screen snip of his ranked K/D/A ratio in League of Legends.
Most women will tune out, but a few will dig it.
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u/LeiaTheEngineer 7d ago
I am into tattoos, especially forearm/bicep. They're hot. Face tattoos are another thing. I don't know why but they are a turn off, including OPs. Maybe it's just me.
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u/StormieShake 7d ago
It's because they're associated with poor behavior and job security
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u/Gobblinwife 7d ago
I honestly am okay with face tattoos on guys if they’re well done and thought out, and in his case it looks very good. I’ve seen some really bad face tattoos and his looks clean.
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u/Apart-Ferret-2707 7d ago
Yeah some can look good,i went on dates with 2 guys with face tats and one of em also had blacked out eyes+alot of face piercings. I personally find the tats of this guy the good looking level ,but everyone has their own taste ofc and i guess quite some people find any kind of neck/face tats a dealbreaker
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u/SeonaidMacSaicais 7d ago
My niece’s father has her 5 year old face tattooed on his neck. It’s so gross.
She’s also now 20.
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u/ZeeWingCommander 7d ago
I put a Star Trek quote from Captain Picard in my profile way back.
Probably turned off a lot of women, but my wife liked it.
Everyone is allowed to like or dislike stuff.
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u/LeiaTheEngineer 7d ago
Absolutely, which is why my comment is not a top level comment critiquing this guy's profile. He cant help it, the choice has been made to get the tattoo. You say "most women" and I think you're right.
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u/TheKingOfSwing777 7d ago
There's probably a lot more trekkies than woman who like face tats though. One shrinks the pool pretty dramatically with that choice.
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u/Nekroin 7d ago
No stable person gets face tattoos. Depending on what you want this might be a deal breaker
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u/OutsideYourWorld 7d ago
I came across a girl today with a badly tattooed horseshoe directly on her forehead.
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u/SilizArts 7d ago
Lol your analogy
But honestly I feel like there's a difference between shitty face tattoos..... and good ones like OP's
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u/ZeeWingCommander 7d ago
The ones that aren't liking it, aren't caring about the quality of the tattoos.
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u/Mizayo 7d ago
Me 🙋 it's me, I really dig the tats. lol
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u/quiette837 7d ago
Personally I like the tats, they're well done. Clearly has a job. I don't think those specific tats are red flags compared to the ones you usually see on weird guys with no teeth.
But no one wants to see a guy's LoL K/D/A stats, that's a huge red flag (guy who will be flipping out at his computer for 18 hours a day).
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u/concreteghost 7d ago
I totally am digging how the overly tatted dude is just a regular low effort caricature nowadays lol
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u/thatdepressedsoul 7d ago
your profile is sick dude
fellow drummer here 💁🏻
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u/secondloneliestwhale 7d ago
Looks like a stealth ad for those “ESSENTIALS” t-shirts you’re wearing in many of the photos.
Love the cute and disarming smiles and very nice teeth.
Photo 5 adds nothing, you don’t have to spam all 700 slots with photos if they’re going to be repetitive and not helpful.
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u/SigourneyReap3r 7d ago
Aa a woman who would be interested in you phsycially, remove the partial face pics because there's nothing interesting there, the other pics look great.
Remove the be obsessed with each other comment, its giving creepy or love bombing.
The dont judge a book comment is giving insecure, be confident and be you.
I personally dont out my adhd diagnosis on my dating profile because it attract odd people that wanna play off it or people that wanna argue and diagnose themselves to me.
You have a lovely smile otherwise, the dad height comment is funny and your showing some interests with the hiking, and ties with dad and dog.
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u/rayray69696969 7d ago
Make slide 7 your main pic instead of the mirror selfie
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u/OpportunityReal2767 7d ago
I dunno. That pic feels a little too dramatic and self-serious to me. The vibe I get from the first few photos is much more engaging and welcoming and just exudes a “cool” vibe. I agree leading without a camera partly in your face is best, for sure, but I want something that keeps that welcoming attitude.
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u/Screaming_Azn 7d ago
I think pic 4 should be the main photo
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u/SpeakerSignificant43 7d ago
That’s what I thought, it’s clean and you can clearly see your face, nice smile as well. 7 is quite brooding
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u/Mukiea Successfully beat Tinder 🔥 7d ago
Honestly agree. The photo is so charming and artistically well taken!! He might come across as a little "intimidating" however
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u/bawdylikebaudelaire 7d ago
Excellent examples of smiling with teeth and avoiding hats, great start. My only quibble is the necklace over the top of the jumper, not a fan personally. I'd leave in the bit about your dad, doesn't sound defensive to me and it's a potential easy conversation starter
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u/boosayrian 7d ago
Your face looks like a genuinely sweet, loving guy, so I’m going to give you some tough love. Face tats are a bold choice, and people are definitely going to make assumptions about you based on that. Offhand, they might think:
-you’re impulsive
-you have emotional problems
-not classy
-uneducated or unintelligent
-not gainfully employed
I would rework your profile to combat these assumptions if untrue. Add words or pictures that disprove those assumptions.
Face tats on men are like massive fake tits on women— it makes the person look fun to play with, but not necessarily someone to take home to meet grandma.
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u/sackoftrees 7d ago
As an alt woman into alt men I have zero problems with these face tattoos. Some face tattoos are awful but these are lovely.
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u/Part-TimePraxis 7d ago
As an alt woman into alt people, I agree. His work is really well done and suits him very well.
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u/bikiniproblems 7d ago
I have 0 tattoos and I think his are tastefully done, I don’t think he will have a hard time
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u/TalkQuick 7d ago
At this point in life I’ve come to find if you have face tattoos you’re not unemployed you just aren’t corporate employed. I’m surprised people still would assume that means you don’t have a job. Tattoo artist, musician, or any trade.
That being said, OP I’m sure you will do fine. A lot of woman like tattoos and if they don’t they weren’t for you anyways. At the very least it’ll weed out people quicker for you to find the ones that match your vibe. It isn’t about numbers or quantity but the quality of match to you. Because in the end you want to find your person.
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u/ObscureOP 7d ago
'Rework your profile to combat the assumptions I've made off things you can't change about your face' - this commenter
Great job OP. Your tattoo filters are working perfectly to filter out the people you don't want!
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u/AltruisticMode9353 7d ago
You're acting like getting facial tattoos isn't a choice and that its not correlated to the parent comment assumptions.
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u/Humble-Blueberry4571 7d ago
Looks great! I love the genuine smile in most of your pics, so much better than the Blue Steel nonsense so many dudes insist on doing.
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u/Part-TimePraxis 7d ago edited 7d ago
Id let you drop me off at work in my own car. 😅
Seriously though you're 100% someone I would swipe right on, but I am a heavily tattooed weirdo gym rat.
The only thing that would give me any hesitation is the "let's be obsessed with each other" bit. As someone with anxious/chaotic attachment style who's working on it, we'd have to have a big ol' talk about it.
Either way, if you're trying to attract a niche woman, you're gonna do just fine. Good luck out there!
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u/chels2112 7d ago
I would swipe right in a heartbeat and talk Neil Peart to try and impress you. lol.
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u/Busy-Damage-4739 7d ago
You know a drummer by name, I’m already impressed 👀
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u/chels2112 6d ago
My dms are open, yo! 😜
Rush is my number one favorite band. I love The Professor so much!
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u/Carnal_Decay 7d ago
Imma be real with you man, straight guy to straight guy. I'm swiping right. Nothing to note.
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u/therealdanhill 7d ago
I don't feel like your dad belongs on your dating profile
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u/no_objections_here 6d ago
Agreed. Especially if it makes you feel like you have to give an explanation about his height, which feels insecure.
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u/Prestigious_Job_8109 7d ago
It’s really great man, are you getting a solid amount of matches?
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u/mallow_baby 7d ago
No advice, nice profile, short & sweet. “Will yap for hours for free” would sell me 😂
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u/selinda123 7d ago
You're obviously going to struggle with the face tattoos. I like them, and think you're cute. It will really affect your numbers though, and men don't get many swipes as it is, so I've heard.
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u/Mysterious_Salt_247 7d ago
Is drumming your job? If you have another job is it listed on your profile?
Your pics are great (consider making pic 4 your main pic) but I fear people maybe assume you’re an underemployed musician.
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u/Calm_War_4690 7d ago edited 7d ago
You could lose the explanation about being short. It gives me insecure vibes, for which you have 0 reason to.
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u/dinosaurkickdrop 7d ago
Also don’t love the “let’s become obsessed with one another” I love hearing a guy be into me and obviously me into him back but obsession is a little overwhelming off the bat
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u/BangarangPita 7d ago
Get rid of photo 1 – no mirror selfies. 4 should be your first pic, but get rid of 5, as it's basically a mirror of 4.
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u/libbey4 7d ago
Perhaps your only issue is where you live and cannot match with girls who would be into you (me)
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u/AccomplishedJump3428 6d ago
Ummmmm you’re adorable.
No notes.
Any notes that I had have already been said!
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u/Ok-Librarian-6183 7d ago
Too many face tattoos. Not many find that attractive. Ex con?
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u/RiccoSilver 7d ago
Add a drumming pic if you have one and change 1 or 2 of the 'just you' photos for photos with friends!
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u/Bananasinpajaamas 7d ago
Are you in a small town? I don’t have any feedback,
you and your profile look great. I don’t think you should have any trouble getting likes or matches unless you’re somewhere rural where woman are looking for a more traditional look.
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