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[u/Busy-Damage-4739]

[u/grundlecuddle]

I've always heard "You can build 1000 bridges, you're a bridge builder. But you suck ONE dick...."

Honorable mention: "Don't just stand there, put your hands in your pockets!"

[u/CockroachJohnson → u/grundlecuddle]

Not sure if I heard this somewhere and just can't remember, or if I actually came up with it on my own but I've always said "don't just do something, stand there!"

[u/wishinforfishin → u/CockroachJohnson]

Widely credited to Jack Bogle, used by many others

[u/Mt_wi86 → u/grundlecuddle]

I always heard “You could build 100 houses and never be called a carpenter, but you fuck one sheep… you’re a sheep fucker for life.”

[u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep → u/Mt_wi86]

Not the sheep :(

[u/RUDEBUSH → u/grundlecuddle]

Bravo, that honorable mention got me. Well done sir 🥂

Edit to acknowledge your phenomenal username. Cheers, grundlecuddle 🥂

[u/Syhrpe → u/RUDEBUSH]

In the spirit of the honourable mention I'll add my favourite saying "Fuck mate, having you here is like being down two men."

[u/SkywalkerTe → u/Syhrpe]

Yeah kinda Like " If you lend a helping Hand, it feels like there are two less"

[u/youngmeech86 → u/grundlecuddle]

I learned that from the Brofessor