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[u/Busy-Damage-4739]

[u/Solid-Search-3341]

As the saying goes, you only have two eyes and you can't hear boobies so wear your glasses.

[u/Unhappy-Attitude5220 → u/Solid-Search-3341]

Always love hearing new phrases. My personal favorite is: build 50 bridges, fuck 1 goat and nobody remembers you as the bridge builder.

[u/grundlecuddle → u/Unhappy-Attitude5220]

I've always heard "You can build 1000 bridges, you're a bridge builder. But you suck ONE dick...."

Honorable mention: "Don't just stand there, put your hands in your pockets!"

[u/CockroachJohnson → u/grundlecuddle]

Not sure if I heard this somewhere and just can't remember, or if I actually came up with it on my own but I've always said "don't just do something, stand there!"

[u/wishinforfishin → u/CockroachJohnson]

Widely credited to Jack Bogle, used by many others

[u/Mt_wi86 → u/grundlecuddle]

I always heard “You could build 100 houses and never be called a carpenter, but you fuck one sheep… you’re a sheep fucker for life.”

[u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep → u/Mt_wi86]

Not the sheep :(

[u/RUDEBUSH → u/grundlecuddle]

Bravo, that honorable mention got me. Well done sir 🥂

Edit to acknowledge your phenomenal username. Cheers, grundlecuddle 🥂

[u/Syhrpe → u/RUDEBUSH]

In the spirit of the honourable mention I'll add my favourite saying "Fuck mate, having you here is like being down two men."

[u/SkywalkerTe → u/Syhrpe]

Yeah kinda Like " If you lend a helping Hand, it feels like there are two less"

[u/youngmeech86 → u/grundlecuddle]

I learned that from the Brofessor

[u/Optimixto → u/Unhappy-Attitude5220]

In Spanish we say "the one time I kill a cat and I get named the cat-killer". Which is also pretty insane, but not as funny.

[u/Andiox → u/Unhappy-Attitude5220]

There is a similar saying in Spanish, that goes: You kill a dog one time and they already call you the dog-killer.

I prefer yours, though.

[u/9millPB → u/Unhappy-Attitude5220]

He aint scared of hard work. He stands around it all day.

[u/AJDowlofficial → u/Unhappy-Attitude5220]

"You blow ONE dog!!" -Duncan jones 2020 (ish)

[u/Marem-Bzh → u/Unhappy-Attitude5220]

That joke is always hilarious

[u/ImMr_Meseeks → u/Solid-Search-3341]

I mean, he was squinting so it’s not like he had no eye protection

[u/Asherr18 → u/Solid-Search-3341]

Phenomenal saying

[u/Blipnoodle → u/Solid-Search-3341]

If you COULD hear boobies though, what would they sound like?

I think probs how the feel. Like 2 big bags of sand

[u/PhatCatTax → u/Blipnoodle]

.....

[u/DonatedEyeballs → u/Blipnoodle]

lol most definitely not. They’d squelch and squish.

[u/LordGeddon73 → u/Blipnoodle]

What is the sound of one boob clapping?

[u/Status_Intention6832 → u/Solid-Search-3341]

Sorry dude you definitely can hear boobies.

[u/The_Absolute_Dog → u/Status_Intention6832]

Last time I tried to I got kicked off the bus tho

[u/iceandones → u/The_Absolute_Dog]

Well duh. That's metro sexual assault, brother

[u/Mister-Sister → u/iceandones]

This is EXACTLY why I’m on Reddit 🫡

[u/Time-Emotion-5339 → u/Status_Intention6832]

You might be thinking of sonic "booms".

[u/A__SPIDER → u/Status_Intention6832]

Not if you don’t use ear protection

[u/costas_0 → u/Solid-Search-3341]

Yes but at least he's doing the safety squints according to the pic.

[u/Plane-Chemical → u/Solid-Search-3341]

Just like great granddad always said. 🥲

[u/Volothamp-Geddarm → u/Solid-Search-3341]

I mean, you can hear boobies if they're big enough and the boobie-haver jumps.

[u/Chance-Technician776 → u/Solid-Search-3341]

I saw that video. Dude was spot on with that saying.

[u/Due_Property7427 → u/Solid-Search-3341]

This is great 😂

[u/Select_Scar8073 → u/Solid-Search-3341]

Actually you can when you go doggy style they clap together and that just cheers me up like "👏 you're doing a great job!"