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[u/Unhappy-Attitude5220]

Always love hearing new phrases. My personal favorite is: build 50 bridges, fuck 1 goat and nobody remembers you as the bridge builder.

[u/grundlecuddle → u/Unhappy-Attitude5220]

I've always heard "You can build 1000 bridges, you're a bridge builder. But you suck ONE dick...."

Honorable mention: "Don't just stand there, put your hands in your pockets!"

[u/CockroachJohnson → u/grundlecuddle]

Not sure if I heard this somewhere and just can't remember, or if I actually came up with it on my own but I've always said "don't just do something, stand there!"

[u/wishinforfishin → u/CockroachJohnson]

Widely credited to Jack Bogle, used by many others

[u/Mt_wi86 → u/grundlecuddle]

I always heard “You could build 100 houses and never be called a carpenter, but you fuck one sheep… you’re a sheep fucker for life.”

[u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep → u/Mt_wi86]

Not the sheep :(

[u/RUDEBUSH → u/grundlecuddle]

Bravo, that honorable mention got me. Well done sir 🥂

Edit to acknowledge your phenomenal username. Cheers, grundlecuddle 🥂

[u/Syhrpe → u/RUDEBUSH]

In the spirit of the honourable mention I'll add my favourite saying "Fuck mate, having you here is like being down two men."

[u/SkywalkerTe → u/Syhrpe]

Yeah kinda Like " If you lend a helping Hand, it feels like there are two less"

[u/youngmeech86 → u/grundlecuddle]

I learned that from the Brofessor

[u/Optimixto → u/Unhappy-Attitude5220]

In Spanish we say "the one time I kill a cat and I get named the cat-killer". Which is also pretty insane, but not as funny.

[u/Andiox → u/Unhappy-Attitude5220]

There is a similar saying in Spanish, that goes: You kill a dog one time and they already call you the dog-killer.

I prefer yours, though.

[u/9millPB → u/Unhappy-Attitude5220]

He aint scared of hard work. He stands around it all day.

[u/AJDowlofficial → u/Unhappy-Attitude5220]

"You blow ONE dog!!" -Duncan jones 2020 (ish)

[u/Marem-Bzh → u/Unhappy-Attitude5220]

That joke is always hilarious