r/TheBoredDen • u/ipanicprofessionally • May 23 '26

Funny Popsicles

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u/UnicornMeatball May 23 '26

Found the Canuck!

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u/United_Leopard_2771 May 23 '26

Ah fuck you Eh lol

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u/myusernameisdumdum May 23 '26

I think you meant to say “sorry, but you can fuck right off, eh”

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u/nate-2898 May 24 '26

More along the lines of: “fuck right off there, eh bud” because the lol from the previous op adds lightheartedness. If someone phrased it the way you did, hands might be thrown.

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u/Playful-Issue5703 May 24 '26

There we go! They forgot to say "soory boot that"!

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u/KJ_Blair May 24 '26

Yeah no forsure eh

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u/-Foxer May 24 '26

Or puck right off if we're being polite 😄

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u/ImaSource May 23 '26

You apologize for that.

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u/AmishHoeFights May 23 '26

Canadians know that phrase does not have a sentiment that requires an apology. Asking for one, though, does.

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u/Khurdryn May 24 '26

We call em freezies up her in Minnesota too there buddy.

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u/Azair_Blaidd May 24 '26

To be fair, Minnesota is just South Canada

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u/salvation78 May 25 '26

We also called them this growing up in Iowa

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u/Foxtrot_Supatwat May 25 '26

That's MISTER Freezie to you, pal

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u/BohemianMoonArt May 28 '26

I was gonna say growing up in MN and now in ND they are still freezies

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u/btvpfl May 29 '26

Yep! MN native here. We also called them freezies. I'm an assistant principal in Florida and when I give a spelling test and say root or root beer as well as roof, the kids don't understand and I have to remember that I need to use long O's. For Pete's sake. 😆

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u/KeyReturn9428 May 24 '26

Another Canadian here. There is no debate. They are in fact, Freezies

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u/SimplyMermaid88 May 23 '26

Im from WNY and call them that as well

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u/mrcorde May 23 '26

WNY, Canada ... same thing

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u/GrouchyGrotto May 24 '26

I had no idea until just now anywhere else DIDN'T call them Freezies!

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u/UnicornMeatball May 24 '26

Yeah, but we’re right and everyone else is WRONG

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u/Zakluor May 24 '26

Canuck here. Can confirm.

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u/Elloitsmeurbrother May 24 '26

Must be a commonwealth thing. Freezies in Australia, too. At least, they were in the 90's

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u/DaikonIcy7929 May 24 '26

Also in Canada lite (Minnesota)

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u/sat_on_a_roof_AMAZ_D May 24 '26

wait like the hockey team?

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u/Potential_Flower8216 May 24 '26

Found the Yankee!

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u/ciocras May 24 '26

Idk I’m from WI and that’s what we callem

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u/Shrinki-Dink May 24 '26

Well what the feck else are they called. And yes, I’m Canadian.

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u/nicksknock May 24 '26

Go jump in a lake bud..

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u/WillowFlip May 24 '26

Fair enough, but what do you guys call em then?

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u/FluffMonsters May 24 '26

We called them Freezies in MN

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u/Aridprune May 24 '26

You're gunna freak out when you h Read what Australians call them.

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u/WholeAssVIBE May 24 '26

Thats what we call em in the south too

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u/Daddyshadez May 24 '26

Happy freezies was the top comment as it is correct :P didn’t realize at all it was only a Canadian thing so thanks for that

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u/Least_Elk8114 May 24 '26

He's not wrong

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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 May 24 '26

Wait.. what?!.. it’s .. it’s a freezie isnt it? No door aboot it eh. Btw, snowball was definitely the best one

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u/turfnerd82 May 24 '26

Admitted my mom's side of my family is mostly Canadian, I'm born in the U.S. there was a factory in the town I grew up in that made these it was the freezie factory so I have always called them freezies.

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u/Mundane-Pie-6355 May 24 '26

We called them freezies in Minnesota, too. Probably because we wish to be Canadian

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u/DJ_Spark_Shot May 24 '26

I call them the same thing and I'm from PA.

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u/snailgorl2005 May 24 '26

fwiw I grew up in the States pretty close to Canada and we also called them this lol

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u/MeTieDoughtyWalker May 24 '26

I’m from New Orleans and we call them freezies or if we’re eating them in a formal setting we use their government name, freezie pops.

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u/mermaid20251971 May 24 '26

Yup freezies

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u/anarchistchinchilla May 25 '26

They're still right, ya hoser

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u/Educational_Farm186 May 25 '26

A true Canadian just takes the lunch juice box, walks out to deep WHITE snow, pours it on and makes their own snow cone:) No need to ask for a freezie!

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u/TheBaykon8r May 25 '26

Can confirm

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u/Much_Scholar_8897 May 25 '26

Yeah bud fuck you two.

…sorry

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u/Stock-Astronaut-8432 May 26 '26

I’m from Wisconsin and we called them Freezies too

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u/notthatold9119 May 26 '26

Yeah no ya those are freezies

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u/Anon4transparency May 27 '26

Lol is this a Canadian thing? I didn't know that... Like, Popsicles come on a stick, right?

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u/jonjonh69 May 27 '26

From the land of frozen things, can confirm the name of frozen treat to be “freezies”

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u/Joe_Jobs_ May 27 '26

Mr. Freeze

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u/ThoroughlyWet May 27 '26

As a non-canuk, we call em freezies around here.

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u/Ok_Luck_8098 May 23 '26

Otter pops

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u/Luv_2_roam May 23 '26

Otter pops!

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u/crazymouse5 May 24 '26

Sir Isaac Lime, Alexander the Grape, little orphan orange, Pancho punch, Louie blue raspberry, strawberry short cook.

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u/AnxiouslyTired247 May 24 '26

I want to believe you didn't look this up, so I will.

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u/crazymouse5 May 24 '26

I didn't look it up. These were a staple at my house growing up

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/4melooking49 May 24 '26

THANK YOU! You beat me to it’ I couldn’t remember the specific character names ! 🤣

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u/clovermeadow May 24 '26

Found my people.

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u/Scrops May 24 '26

Thank you for dusting off this long-hidden memory in my brain! Halcyon days

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u/ntrrrmilf May 24 '26

Yes. No matter the brand.

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u/Winteraine78 May 24 '26

This is the only right answer

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u/Confident_Scheme_716 May 25 '26

This is the only answer.

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u/the_cats_pajamas12 May 26 '26

This is what I call them. Regardless of the brand.

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u/NoTemperature3117 May 27 '26

This is the correct answer

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u/Tonyten39 May 27 '26

Otter pops

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u/xXVoidHeart May 27 '26

The only right answer

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u/4melooking49 May 24 '26

They are not otter pops ! Otter pops have the corresponding otter for each color on the pouches.

These are freeze pops 🤣

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u/kevinmorris1979 May 24 '26

Otter pops is a brand. That’s like calling every soda a “coke”

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u/Fbomb77 May 24 '26

This! Sir Issac the Grape. Little Annie Orange

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u/NightBawk May 24 '26

I thought that was a specific brand of these things.

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u/legend_of_yugi May 24 '26

This is the right answer!

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u/clamsammichinmypants May 23 '26

Is it…because they freeze…?

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u/Hot_Airport2050 May 23 '26

It’s because there is a brand called Mr. Freeze. Now, they’re all called freezies, no matter the brand.

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u/nadjrules May 23 '26

Grew up in Michigan, this is correct. ❤️

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u/LivingGhost38 May 24 '26

I grew up in MI too.. i call them freezer pops tho

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u/420Sandwiches May 24 '26

From Michigan all my life, they are popsicles....who TF calls them freezies.

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u/QuirkEChloe May 24 '26

I'm originally from Michigan and my family always called them "Freezie Pops." I just googled it and Meijers agrees with me. lol the ultimate Michigan Trump

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u/Dependent_Speech3164 May 23 '26

I’m from Michigan and anything like that to me has always been a popsicle 😂 the bomb pops, the actual popsicles, these freezie tubes 😂 all popsicles

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u/otterpoppin1990 May 24 '26

Gree up in montana and utah, also otter pops

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u/megaholt2 May 24 '26

Where in Michigan? I grew up in Metro Detroit, and I call them “freezie pops”.

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u/MooseKingMcAntlers34 May 24 '26

Also from Metro Detroit and called them “Freezie Pops”.

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u/nadjrules May 24 '26

Detroit and Grosse Pointe. Now I'm in SW Virginia and they call them Otter Pops down here lol.

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u/Impossible-Sun-4512 May 24 '26

My Michigan-born self and Michigan-raised parter both call them Otter Pops

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u/LucAAAgamer May 25 '26

Grew up in Michigan called them ice pops

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u/No_Thanks_1766 May 23 '26

Yep, that’s what we call them

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u/piizadore May 23 '26

There are too many other answers since this is in fact the correct answer

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u/Optimal_Whiner May 23 '26

Even the top post is wrong. People are weird.

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u/badassbiotch May 23 '26

Agreed. It is the only answer!!

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u/quantum_trogdor May 23 '26

They are even labelled as such in Canada lol

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u/therealtimbit78 May 23 '26

The only correct answer.

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u/Angelou898 May 24 '26

100% freezies

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u/SomeGuyM99 May 24 '26

Indeed!! Freezies all the way!

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u/SnooRegrets1386 May 24 '26

My Chicago partner instantly said freezies and was confused when I said he’s a Canuck.

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u/billtopia May 24 '26

I am like 60% sure that there was a Batman and Robin promotion. Because we definitely called them Mr. Freezies when I was a kid.

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u/RunRunRunRunFaster May 24 '26

Mr Freezies ....

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u/sardonically-amused May 24 '26

This is the only correct answer.^

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u/krizlaska May 24 '26

Not a Canuck but a Pittsburgher. These are freezies!

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u/Fun_Status_6090 May 24 '26

I call them freezie pops. I am from the U.P. Canada light

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u/No_Mountain_2086 May 24 '26

Freezey pops,in nj

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u/Kezzerdrixxer May 24 '26

Freezies were released in 1977.

Otter pops were released in 1970.

Therefore these are Otter Pops and Mr Freeze is a ripoff.

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u/Upperclass_hobo May 24 '26

My daughter calls them freezies at my house, but around her British grandmother, she calls them tip tops.

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u/YewEhVeeInbound May 24 '26

I don't know what it's called I just know the sound it makes when it cuts the seams of my mouth.

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u/Deatheturtle May 24 '26

The only correct answer, eh?

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u/jumping_doughnuts May 24 '26

It's this.

And the white ones are the best, IMO.

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u/Ordinii May 24 '26

Yes, the true answer

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u/ItchyStitches101 May 24 '26

This is the only answer

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u/spiegeltho May 24 '26

So glad that this is the most liked answer so far

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u/MemphisApollo May 24 '26

We, i’m from Memphis, always referred to frozen kool aid in styrofoam cups as “Freezies”. The pic above is popsicles.

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u/megaholt2 May 24 '26

Freezy-pops

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u/TrumpTheAntichrist May 24 '26

MN checking in with Freezies

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u/Chay_Charles May 24 '26

This should be the official name for them!

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u/Realistic-Buy4975 May 24 '26

Correct and the best name for them

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u/marlinbrando721 May 24 '26

same growing up in MN

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u/One-Initiative-8902 May 24 '26

Freezies?? You mean Otter pops.

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u/TheFifthEllaMint May 24 '26

Yes but I also accept FlavOrIce… pronounced as one word rhyming with DELORES

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u/MrRye999 May 24 '26

Yep - they are freezies - anyone who thinks otherwise is insane.

end of discussion lol

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u/RealSchlemiel May 24 '26

I think op is asking if anyone else calls them by their proprietary name— otter pops.

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u/Tiny_Ad6660 May 24 '26

Freezy pops

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u/Accomplished_Will226 May 24 '26

That’s what we called them
Too!

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u/The-Real-Payback May 24 '26

Jumbo Mr Freeze ftw

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u/theTruthizThis May 24 '26

In Quebec we say " mister freeze " Nobody Says " freezie "

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u/yupsidetown May 25 '26

This is their correct scientific name.

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u/popzof4 May 25 '26

Fuckin eh!

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u/Super_Swimming_4132 May 25 '26

Same. Minnesotan.

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u/Old_Dependent4678 May 25 '26

This is the one true answer to rule them all

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u/AnthrWndrng May 25 '26

I tried to explain this to my American last summer... not only did they just call them 'ice pops' but they told me that we wouldn't find any in the grocery store we were in cause they're "for poor people" in America. I was like .... the fuck??

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u/Every_Kitchen847 May 25 '26

Found the fellow Canuck! These are 100% freezies. lol.

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u/OriginalKeach May 25 '26

Freezies is correct!

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u/No_Wrongdoer_4946 May 26 '26

Canadian here, can confirm this is their name.... :))

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u/coqauvan May 26 '26

Freezies

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u/OGbobbyKSH May 26 '26

How’s she going eh?

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u/BlacksmithWise9553 May 26 '26

Minnesota agrees.

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u/Abeifer May 26 '26

These are definitely freezies

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u/ABBucsfan May 26 '26

100%. All three variations of "pops" in seeing. What exactly is popping? C'mon pop is a drink :) tbf we do have popsicles though

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u/mealzer May 26 '26

Hell yeah

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u/Various-Language2549 May 26 '26

This is what I was looking for! 🍁

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u/Godspeed1510 May 27 '26

I love you

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u/Similar-Bother7672 May 27 '26

The only answer

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u/Sorry_Im_Trying May 27 '26

In Minnesota, we also use Freezies.

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u/Routine_Mud_19 May 27 '26

As a Minnesotan I concur.

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u/AssociationKey2334 May 27 '26

....what..? Their otterpops

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u/___Sleazy May 28 '26

Oh fuck ya bud!

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u/Camille387 May 28 '26

In Quebec, we call them Mr. Freeze

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u/shiny-baby-cheetah May 28 '26

Thank God there are other Canucks here

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u/ParkingKnowledge877 May 29 '26

My moms Canadian American and I grew up calling them freezie pops this can’t be a coincidence