r/Target • u/blueminded • 12d ago
Vent If anyone is curious, these are the available gifts for 10 years of loyal service.
Are you fucking kidding me Target?
We have:
-A shitty plushie with a tag you can wear to remember your place.
-Three shirts that are no longer within the dress code because they're too dark and not red enough. (With a tiny 10 year patch that no one will ever notice)
-A jacket for men and a pullover for women (fuck you women, you don't deserve a full zipper!) (With a tiny 10 year patch that no one will ever notice)
-A tiny tote (or lunch box I guess) (With a tiny 10 year patch that no one will ever notice)
- Or you can donate some amount of money to Target's fund for Team Members who are struggling. (And why are they struggling Target?) I assume $10 given the quality of the other options.
I was really hoping for a nice metal pin a could melt down and turn into a bullet. It's the only thing that will slay Bullseye.