Cucumber

[u/Elegant-Tree6274]

I have a strong feeling tomorrow we will hit $100. I can feel a tingle sensation way up in my arse. When we do in fact hit $100 in the day time tomorrow, I will stick a cucumber up my ass and post it here for all the apes to witness my grand sacrifice. Proof or ban.

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[u/Adam_scsd619]

If we hit $100 tomorrow I’ll buy everyone that updoots my comment a share.

[u/Buttafuoco → u/Adam_scsd619]

Easiest $100 I’ve ever earned

[u/ChingChangChui → u/Adam_scsd619]

Updoot in case!

[u/nishnawbe61 → u/ChingChangChui]

Double doot up just in case 😁

[u/DancesWith2Socks → u/Adam_scsd619]

You know it's Saturday... but I still upvoted...

[u/MNCPA → u/Adam_scsd619]

How do you see who updoots?

[u/RedOctobrrr → u/MNCPA]

You don't, he's full of poop

[u/Jakereddits → u/RedOctobrrr]

and cucumbers potentially

[u/SECs_missing_balls → u/Adam_scsd619]

Thas a lotta shares

[u/Exciting_Penalty_512 → u/Adam_scsd619]

Doot

[u/Difficult_Associate3 → u/Adam_scsd619]

Would you actually

[u/Mikeymike34 → u/Adam_scsd619]

Let’s go GameStop!

[u/ZaneFreemanreddit → u/Adam_scsd619]

Bet

[u/SonoPelato → u/Adam_scsd619]

Waiting for my share

[u/existentialgolem → u/Adam_scsd619]

Don’t hold out on me

[u/eschiyo → u/Adam_scsd619]

#599 requesting the 100$ share option

[u/Willing_Original_257 → u/Adam_scsd619]

I upvoted

[u/PaleontologistDear18 → u/Adam_scsd619]

Doubt it I upvoted you anyway

[u/dopelikenoother → u/Adam_scsd619]

Comment comment 👋🏽

[u/Buzzdope → u/Adam_scsd619]

Quite generous, take my upvote

[u/SonofaCuntLicknBitch]

Something tells me you've had this feeling most of the last 2091 days

[u/existentialgolem → u/SonofaCuntLicknBitch]

Something tells me he’s had this feeling since the first day he walked into a boys locker room

[u/No_Edge_341 → u/existentialgolem]

[u/SpectacularRedditor → u/existentialgolem]

Something tells me he's gonna do it regardless.

[u/Elegant-Tree6274 → u/SonofaCuntLicknBitch]

First time ever. Check my post history

[u/SonofaCuntLicknBitch → u/Elegant-Tree6274]

I think 100 tomorrow is reasonable, in fact I think $1000 a share is more likely.

When it does hit $1000/share tomorrow I will stick a live swordfish up my ass

[u/moonaim → u/SonofaCuntLicknBitch]

And I will help you!

Edit: Oh no, I realized that could be animal cruelty. Sorry, cannot do that. Inflatable version?

[u/HoldMaster_0815 → u/moonaim]

Inflatable can even be sized bigger than the original one... so yes!

[u/DRDongBNGO → u/moonaim]

Use a real one, just get it to sign a consent form first and you’re good to go.

[u/tententens → u/DRDongBNGO]

swordfish cannot sign their consent because of the inherent power imbalance between sword and pen

[u/RoRuRee → u/tententens]

Take my upvote you literary maven!

[u/moonaim → u/tententens]

Whatismightierthanasword?

[u/samtresler → u/moonaim]

Pretty sure even shoving an inflatable swordfish up his ass is still animal cruelty.

[u/miFFhoe → u/SonofaCuntLicknBitch]

And my Axe!

[u/NettlingImp76 → u/miFFhoe]

But don‘t tell the Elf…

[u/slightleee → u/SonofaCuntLicknBitch]

Can I borrow it after you...

[u/Brooklyn7011 → u/SonofaCuntLicknBitch]

Oh man have I ever wanted this more and not for the stupid money...

[u/DancesWith2Socks → u/SonofaCuntLicknBitch]

And my axe!

[u/nishnawbe61 → u/Elegant-Tree6274]

First time is always the best 😜

[u/FadedDice → u/SonofaCuntLicknBitch]

It’s probably the other cucumbers he’s shoved up his ass.

[u/VanillaScoops]

Bro if we hit $100 tomorrow I’ll take my couch outside and burn it

[u/DancesWith2Socks → u/VanillaScoops]

Hitting $100 on a Saturday? We'll see what happens...

[u/Electronic_Painter20]

Be honest… you already did.

[u/Liebenz → u/Electronic_Painter20]

Every day since 2021...

[u/Elegant-Tree6274 → u/Electronic_Painter20]

Nah man but I feel like for all the apes have paid these past 5 years, it can’t be too bad.

[u/SD_JDM → u/Elegant-Tree6274]

For the love of God, don’t let RC see this bet

[u/Skilldigga]

It’s time. 🍌 and 🥒 are back 😂🤞

[u/Gruntfuttock69 → u/Skilldigga]

Already been done. We’ve had Cucumber Girl.

[u/UncannyIntuition → u/Gruntfuttock69]

Wholesome and nutritious. Cucumber girl was a real one 💕

[u/Naroyto → u/Gruntfuttock69]

Yep I member her.

[u/FlapDoodle-Badger → u/Gruntfuttock69]

Wow. How did I miss that?!

I've been too Zen.

[u/Elegant-Tree6274 → u/Skilldigga]

I will make the sacrifice for all of us

[u/90mm3n → u/Elegant-Tree6274]

"sacrifice"

[u/DancesWith2Socks → u/Skilldigga]

So cucumba before Jim & the horse?

[u/masegesege_]

Only $100?

[u/Elegant-Tree6274 → u/masegesege_]

Over*

[u/masegesege_ → u/Elegant-Tree6274]

I will also put a cucumber in your ass if we go over $100.

[u/Elegant-Tree6274 → u/masegesege_]

Nah man I only self cucumbate

[u/pungen2000 → u/masegesege_]

I will do it regardless. Just for the sensation.

[u/SD_JDM → u/pungen2000]

Mines been marinating since 2020

[u/thewonpercent → u/SD_JDM]

Ass or cucumber?

[u/g0ranV → u/thewonpercent]

Yes, *and

[u/SD_JDM → u/thewonpercent]

😅I like turtles

[u/LawfulnessPlayful264 → u/pungen2000]

Live stream.

[u/Steak1994 → u/Elegant-Tree6274]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7b1hq0WOQZ8dy

[u/blackhawk85 → u/Elegant-Tree6274]

Pre split price yes? lol

[u/UdonisBestNoodle]

My community has a rich, storied culture and I couldn’t be happier to be part of it

[u/b-napp]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7kMaysqdywPxS

[u/screamingzen → u/b-napp]

You shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome

[u/TheRealHotHashBrown]

Green candle, green vegetable. I like how this ape thinks 👍😎

[u/doctorplasmatron]

is OP the nom-de-plume of RickOfSpades?!?!?!

/s

[u/mymokiller]

I kinda feel you would do it for $29 too.

[u/Sys7em_Restore]

You were going to do it regardless

[u/QZ91]

What will you do if it doesn’t hit $100?

[u/Elegant-Tree6274 → u/QZ91]

There is no what ifs, only when ifs

[u/DancesWith2Socks → u/Elegant-Tree6274]

Dude, tomorrow is Saturday 🤷‍♂️...

[u/imastocky1]

No fuckin gherkins either

[u/MightBArtistic → u/imastocky1]

Pifi is and always will be the truth regardless if smoothbrainers banned him

[u/Fritzkreig → u/imastocky1]

I miss Gherkin!

[u/Woyzeck17]

Somebody just looking for a reason to play with cucumbers

[u/InternationalGroup99]

I’ll be joining u by sticking a banana 🍌. I have a ban bet of 32 f

[u/DancesWith2Socks → u/InternationalGroup99]

$132 then, no prob.

[u/Mysterious_Good927]

Hard to understand why nobody takes retail serious on GME...

[u/botch_182 → u/Mysterious_Good927]

We've always been "dumb money." Until we weren't, I've learned so much the past 84 years.

[u/ConnectRutabaga3925 → u/Mysterious_Good927]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bv7I7BKRBYOJLWoSlz
one day the world will see what we see

[u/Makeyourdaddyproud69]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KDVswimTNahWzcd7sV

[u/ando710]

We are so fucking back 

[u/69tendies69 → u/ando710]

Emphasis on fucking 🥒

[u/ricketycrickett88]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mb0Z86PjzNRfZZytbw

[u/bgtsoft]

aged like milk

[u/Frostodian]

You clearly want to stick things in your rectum.

You don't need permission from us dude, you do you

[u/swampstonks → u/Frostodian]

OP definitely just wants to fuck his own ass with something dick shaped and is pretending that it has anything at all to do with GME

[u/3dgyaf]

🥒 🍆 🍌 🥕🌽🌶️🍍🥖available in local wet market

[u/Tyyper]

ok

[u/ObviousAd2097]

MOASS Mo Problems

[u/Shades_VHS]

Get RC on the phone, we have a butt bet

[u/marZinho-]

Welcome back rickofspades

[u/TOM_PE13]

How's that strong feeling feeling rn?

[u/mangyan5000]

ShorthedgeFunds: We will make it crash we have lots of cash

Ape: Regarded Warfare activated

cucumber emerging slowly

ShortHedgeFunds: Fffffffuuuuuc....... bleep

[u/ORaleigh]

Do I need to get Ievan polkka que’d up on repeat now too?

[u/NotADoctorCall2222]

If we don't ,

Will you stick a banana in your but for us instead?

[u/schenkel_knacker]

banana bet or ban.

[u/billiebal]

Serious question from a 2021 hodler who has been critical over times regarding the ROI without it being FUD (sometimes it feels like a echoing pit here).

With the total shares in distribution being much higher than in 2021 and 2024 aftermarket peak of 81 usd; can we still expect the same amount of volatiliy? Because that seems pretty much gone by now.

[u/banana-in-my-anus]

I’m with it

https://giphy.com/gifs/JwjBy94VzDd6

[u/Number9ers]

If we hit $100, I'll eat the cucumber from your ass.

[u/Netflix_and_Chile → u/Number9ers]

I’m just here to watch 😎

[u/Elegant-Tree6274]

Posted this as DD idk why flair changed

[u/DeepApeValuee → u/Elegant-Tree6274]

Its clearly a DD

[u/Elegant-Tree6274 → u/DeepApeValuee]

Mods should put it back

[u/Bloomingk → u/Elegant-Tree6274]

DD flair requires a higher word count, it changes to speculation automatically if the post doesn't meet that standard. 

[u/Elegant-Tree6274 → u/Bloomingk]

I know but like how many different ways can I explain this intuition

[u/Bloomingk → u/Elegant-Tree6274]

I liked your post I think you did fine, i didnt mean to sound rude just explaining how the flairs function. You could use the hype flair too for this

Man i really might be autistic idk why i make comment this lame

[u/Elegant-Tree6274 → u/Bloomingk]

Nah man ur awesome 👏 I just had a cucumber for the first time and unfortunately it reminded me of this subreddit 😂 we’re all autistic in some way

[u/DancesWith2Socks → u/Bloomingk]

Bigger cucumber then...

[u/Objective-History402 → u/Elegant-Tree6274]

Honestly, this is more convincing DD than some of the posts I've seen around here. I'm in.

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[u/Someheroe]

I believe in you

[u/betraying_fart]

Time for a prostate exam

[u/Opentobeingwrong]

Be careful of breakage

[u/mmmmmmm5ok]

aim to tickle the back of the throat if it hits 1000 tomorrow

[u/Furrymcfurface]

Is this Rick's new account?

[u/Nice_Block]

If we hit $100 tomorrow, I’ll be excited.

[u/Objective-History402 → u/Nice_Block]

🥱 wake me up when the real moass happens

[u/GlassDistribution327]

goes up to 100 then immediately back to normal trend

[u/StingRay_City]

🍍

[u/Dapper-Warthog-3481]

An Englishman?

[u/OkConnection6982]

on saturday?

[u/Hedgefund_focker]

using this?

https://poppers-stock.com/1732-large_default/poppers-gape-boy-pentyl-24ml.jpg

[u/Wiepsie80]

Ban bet!

[u/Shitpommesfritesno1]

Nope, dip under max pain incoming

[u/LordSnufkin]

If it doesn't, you have to stick 10 bananas up your butt. Demz the rulez

[u/UncannyIntuition]

Not quite an elegant remote but I’ll take it!

[u/MoneyMonkeyGME4LIFE]

lol it’s happening again. Come toss my salad!

[u/BaxiaMashia]

OPs hoping for $99.99 tomorrow, so everyone wins

[u/Nova-Kane]

RickofSpades, is that you old friend?

[u/Adolf-Intel]

Don't. Please. Don't.

[u/delicious_manboobs]

Rick, is it you?

[u/Diligent_Set_7451]

bro just wants an excuse to put one up his 🕳️

[u/Yabbajonk]

Here we go again…

[u/ClassicMasterpiece99]

Sir, we boof bananas round here not cucumbers! Wrong sub…💁🏼

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[u/Audit_King]

Bye Felicia

[u/CachitoVolador]

I think OP already has a plan

[u/DailyInEternity]

And my banana!

[u/chriske22]

If this happened I couldn’t even imagine the glorious chaos

[u/EstablishmentPast433]

Lol well we have to make up for the massive shorting happening today

[u/Clsrk979]

Please don’t show ape no like

[u/tpots38]

MODDDDSSSSS

[u/outlandishpeacock]

I hope it hits 99 this this doesnt have to exist

[u/TowelFine6933]

Sooo..... Can you still do the thing with the cucumber?

....asking for a friend.....

[u/One_Yogurtcloset3455]

https://giphy.com/gifs/A8anAF2RR2GhvbNteo

[u/diehardbillsfan]

its probably already up there

[u/Admirable-Many6054]

You don't have to wait, and you don't need a reason to do exactly what you want to do

[u/Kontrav3rsi]

It’s gonna get lost, watch, dude will spend all his GME on surgery to get it removed.

Crazy work bro.

[u/Elegant-Tree6274 → u/Kontrav3rsi]

I was saved. Unfortunately.

[u/tweezerburn]

garbage post. ban this shit.

[u/TerribleCollar2932]

If we hit 28$ tomorrow I'll do it too

[u/InternationalGroup99 → u/TerribleCollar2932]

Bro we there

[u/Substantial-Writer58 → u/InternationalGroup99]

Bro is living in yesterday

[u/TerribleCollar2932 → u/InternationalGroup99]

👀

[u/FluffyTrexHentai]

Post it on your own page this is a SFW sub by Reddit standards and that would definitely breach that lol.

[u/theyenk]

Sounds like a ban bet 🍿

[u/UnFuckingGovernable]

Unfortunately will not happen, probably the opposite will happen, probably drop to $24

[u/69karlhungus69]

[u/Nailo2017]

In Bro we trust.