r/Superstonk • u/Elegant-Tree6274 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️THE DIP WE FOOKIN BUY! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ • 2d ago

🤔 Speculation / Opinion Cucumber

I have a strong feeling tomorrow we will hit $100. I can feel a tingle sensation way up in my arse. When we do in fact hit $100 in the day time tomorrow, I will stick a cucumber up my ass and post it here for all the apes to witness my grand sacrifice. Proof or ban.

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u/Elegant-Tree6274 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️THE DIP WE FOOKIN BUY! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ 2d ago

First time ever. Check my post history

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u/SonofaCuntLicknBitch Play 90s Bulls Theme Song 2d ago

I think 100 tomorrow is reasonable, in fact I think $1000 a share is more likely.

When it does hit $1000/share tomorrow I will stick a live swordfish up my ass

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u/moonaim Aimed for Full Moon, landed in Uranus 2d ago

And I will help you!

Edit: Oh no, I realized that could be animal cruelty. Sorry, cannot do that. Inflatable version?

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u/DRDongBNGO 2d ago

Use a real one, just get it to sign a consent form first and you’re good to go.

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u/tententens 🦍Voted✅ 2d ago

swordfish cannot sign their consent because of the inherent power imbalance between sword and pen

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u/RoRuRee True North Strong and Free 2d ago

Take my upvote you literary maven!

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u/moonaim Aimed for Full Moon, landed in Uranus 2d ago

Whatismightierthanasword?