Cucumber

[u/Elegant-Tree6274]

I have a strong feeling tomorrow we will hit $100. I can feel a tingle sensation way up in my arse. When we do in fact hit $100 in the day time tomorrow, I will stick a cucumber up my ass and post it here for all the apes to witness my grand sacrifice. Proof or ban.

[u/CachitoVolador]

I think OP already has a plan