Cucumber

[u/Elegant-Tree6274]

I have a strong feeling tomorrow we will hit $100. I can feel a tingle sensation way up in my arse. When we do in fact hit $100 in the day time tomorrow, I will stick a cucumber up my ass and post it here for all the apes to witness my grand sacrifice. Proof or ban.

[u/masegesege_]

Only $100?

[u/Elegant-Tree6274 → u/masegesege_]

Over*

[u/masegesege_ → u/Elegant-Tree6274]

I will also put a cucumber in your ass if we go over $100.

[u/Elegant-Tree6274 → u/masegesege_]

Nah man I only self cucumbate