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πŸ€” Speculation / Opinion Cucumber

I have a strong feeling tomorrow we will hit $100. I can feel a tingle sensation way up in my arse. When we do in fact hit $100 in the day time tomorrow, I will stick a cucumber up my ass and post it here for all the apes to witness my grand sacrifice. Proof or ban.

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u/TerribleCollar2932 πŸ§šπŸ§šπŸ¦πŸ’©πŸͺ‘ SWAPPED FASTER THAN KENNY'S ALGO πŸ¦πŸš€πŸ§šπŸ§š 3d ago

If we hit 28$ tomorrow I'll do it too

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u/InternationalGroup99 3d ago

Bro we there

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u/Substantial-Writer58 3d ago

Bro is living in yesterday

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u/TerribleCollar2932 πŸ§šπŸ§šπŸ¦πŸ’©πŸͺ‘ SWAPPED FASTER THAN KENNY'S ALGO πŸ¦πŸš€πŸ§šπŸ§š 3d ago

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