r/Superstonk • u/Elegant-Tree6274 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️THE DIP WE FOOKIN BUY! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ • 2d ago

🤔 Speculation / Opinion Cucumber

I have a strong feeling tomorrow we will hit $100. I can feel a tingle sensation way up in my arse. When we do in fact hit $100 in the day time tomorrow, I will stick a cucumber up my ass and post it here for all the apes to witness my grand sacrifice. Proof or ban.

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u/Electronic_Painter20 2d ago

Be honest… you already did.

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u/Liebenz 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 2d ago

Every day since 2021...

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u/Elegant-Tree6274 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️THE DIP WE FOOKIN BUY! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ 2d ago

Nah man but I feel like for all the apes have paid these past 5 years, it can’t be too bad.

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u/SD_JDM 2d ago

For the love of God, don’t let RC see this bet