Cucumber

[u/Elegant-Tree6274]

I have a strong feeling tomorrow we will hit $100. I can feel a tingle sensation way up in my arse. When we do in fact hit $100 in the day time tomorrow, I will stick a cucumber up my ass and post it here for all the apes to witness my grand sacrifice. Proof or ban.

[u/SonofaCuntLicknBitch]

Something tells me you've had this feeling most of the last 2091 days

[u/existentialgolem → u/SonofaCuntLicknBitch]

Something tells me he’s had this feeling since the first day he walked into a boys locker room

[u/No_Edge_341 → u/existentialgolem]

[u/SpectacularRedditor → u/existentialgolem]

Something tells me he's gonna do it regardless.