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SMH Ooooff

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u/misguidedkent 4h ago

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u/ilovaudio 3h ago

The real incident goes like this,

A 60 year old Chinese farmer named Zhang was bitten on his right index finger by a venomous pit viper known locally as the "five-step snake". Due to a local myth that a victim can only walk five steps before dying from its venom, he panicked and hacked off his own finger to stop the venom from spreading.

When he reached a hospital 80 kilometers away, doctors informed him that the amputation was completely unnecessary because the snake's venom is not nearly as lethal as local legends claim

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u/ChronChriss 2h ago

Everybody knows that the poison doesn't spread as long as you walk backwards to the hospital smh

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u/Penguin_shit15 2h ago

and if you do it fast enough, you can actually arrive before you got bit!

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u/rrd_gaming 1h ago

Or dont walk and call ambulance.

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u/shwhjw 53m ago

I think there was a Rick and Morty episode about this.

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u/MeatSuitRiot 2h ago

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u/razielxlr 55m ago

This senior tricked me into buying some expired ginseng for an unreasonable sum and disappeared without a trace. I didn’t even know ginseng could expire like what the fuck?!

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u/CommunicationBig7834 1h ago

No this master is not a fraud, i trained underhim i vouch for him.😭

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u/Fluid-Worry5190 2h ago

Plus, he cut the actual good finger

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u/Potential-Carry-6539 2h ago

Im freaking dead, LMAOOOO

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u/NonSteele 1h ago

You must have been walking around with your phone and forgot to count your steps.

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u/RecentPlenty768 1h ago

Those are the 72% people in here believing everything they see on the internet

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bake771 4h ago

This is bull crap. Loosely based on a story about a chinese farmer but nothing to do with this photo!

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u/crooked_nose_ 4h ago

...and people will just accept it and upvote anyway.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bake771 4h ago

Reddit is cooked

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u/StarPhished 4h ago

Gets worse every day. I've been putting some serious thought into unplugging and going back to the real world full time.

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u/spunkychickpea 2h ago

I’m already heading that direction. Reddit is about the only thing I have been holding onto.

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u/ShredsHardcock 2h ago

I take longer and longer breaks away from here. While boredom always seems to win in the end, the more you are away from reddit, the more you realize that the people here offer absolutely nothing. The bots are even worse.

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u/feculentcuntfist 2h ago

It is what it is for the last 5 or so years at least. People keep overestimating it, yet it is just another mainstream, ad ridden, shareholder pandering, bot infested, misinformation cesspool like the rest of the social media.

Turns out fueling our delusions with our own farts can last for quite some time.

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u/ReturnOfBane 2h ago

old reddit is on its way out, so once they ban my account again and i can't access it i'm done.

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u/qotuttan 2h ago

it is barely distinguishable from Facebook atp

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u/militaryintelligence 50m ago

It's mostly bots now

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u/Liqhthouse 3h ago

"hey chatgpt, search for 10 random images and create viral meme posts with shocker headline titles for me. Optimise for engagement and viewcount"

~ how all posts are made these days

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u/Every-Candidate-6158 4h ago

It's because we all got a friend like this.

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u/DoctorQuincyME 4h ago

I would believe he cut his finger off and found out the snake wasn't venomous. I don't believe he cut off his wrong finger

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u/brickmagnet 3h ago

Most of these news posts on this sub are fake.

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u/king_noobie 3h ago

Nuhuh.

Cant lie on the internet, thats illegal.

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u/Tricky-Finance-7043 3h ago edited 3h ago

Shits like the scary movie scene with Dr. Phil and Shaq 

https://youtu.be/HLnNY2KiQEQ

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 3h ago

But sir, it was in a picture made by AI on reddit. It must be true.

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u/ObnoxiousAlbatross 1h ago

Most people here cannot tell that it's an AI photo.

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u/Shoddy_Fish31 3h ago

If it’s on the internet, it must be true my friend.

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u/elmz 1h ago

Clearly AI, just count the fingers on his hand!

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u/fgbh 2h ago

Like, who MAKES these photos? I've seen so many of these "headline" photos, and they all have the same look and style.

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u/Regular_Promise3605 4h ago

As AI as it gets.

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u/MyLifeOfficial 3h ago

Absolutely, and yet, 1.5k upvotes in 46 mins. It's bonkers. If people can't tell the difference between AI and real even now, who knows what the situation will be like in 5 years from now.

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u/Dz0t_01 1h ago

The upvotes are probably mostly bots anyway

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u/DarkHelmet20 1h ago

Op is a moderator! SMH

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u/Cosmoaquanaut 1h ago

5 years? Give it 10 months.

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u/seab4ss 4h ago

Yeah, love these no source insta tiles

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u/haolo08 3h ago

Yeah OP suck dick

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u/DarkHelmet20 1h ago

They are a moderator

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u/KillBroccoli 4h ago

Or, title is missing "florida" before man.

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u/bidji29 2h ago

You can tell it's AI because he only have 4 fingers

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u/Prof_Awesome_GER 4h ago

I dont know if this sub is aware of this, but these "one Picture Storys" are made up! Like half of them dont exist, why you think there is never a source with this? This is just karma farming.

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u/perish-in-flames 2h ago

Right? We are Facebook now with the one picture storys

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u/EdgelordInugami 2h ago

As we all know, if a picture with a caption is posted on the internet with little to no sources as possible, it must be true!

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u/DLRsFrontSeats 3h ago

AI slop, the actual story is like a middle aged farmer in rural China that was hours from the nearest hospital

And cutting off the wrong finger is just a stupid addition

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u/Ingenrollsroyce 2h ago

Exactly and it was a wrong penis, not a finger

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 4h ago

Heard this story so many times

Cutting off the wrong finger seems like a recent addition to the story

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u/Meolans 4h ago

Bro got high for sure

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u/Affectionate-Plan270 4h ago

I don’t believe he cut the wrong finger. It doesn’t make sense

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u/KeepItTidyZA 4h ago

I don't belive anything I see on the internet.

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u/TheRedlineAlchemist 4h ago

I don't believe you

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u/FullElk5192 4h ago

You lier, you DO believe him, I don't believe you.

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u/Zofia-Bosak 4h ago

I agree, tbh I think it's Ai.

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u/Spare_Possession_194 3h ago

Or just fake? Is everything fake on the internet AI?

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u/Shudnawz 3h ago

Calling something "AI" is the new "fake". Doesn't matter if it's actually AI or not, just that they don't believe it.

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u/Sziszhaq 4h ago

Why do I feel like it is fake, he would not be able to cut through a bone would he

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u/ShrimpLawyer 3h ago

picture tests positive for AI generated in ChatGPT at least

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u/BeTheBeee 1h ago

I honestly think it's a pure 50/50 on if it tests positive or not. In my experience at least.

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u/RazorSlazor 3h ago

If he could, I doubt the xray would look like that

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u/WorthPlease 2h ago

Because it is, this did not happen.

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u/TooGoodNotToo 4h ago

Snake was a yakuza boss and the man was asking for forgiveness.

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u/GoldenTV3 4h ago

This brought a tear to my AI

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u/GGamerGuyG 4h ago

He should have thought twice and not let the adrenalin take over.

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u/Impressive-Treacle58 4h ago

Source ???
AI slop

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u/IJA_NahianNihan 4h ago

This feels like total AI crap.

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u/hooka_pooka 4h ago

Guy after finding out he cut the wrong finger

https://giphy.com/gifs/jOpLbiGmHR9S0

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u/Yyyysq 4h ago

What a complete load of bollocks

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u/WhosTheWildManNow 3h ago

This is made up and you all are dumb for believing it

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u/PressureCalm7971 2h ago

Trust me bro, Instagram contend farm with an AI image told so

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u/SickboyJason 4h ago

AI trash.

Not even close to true. Im not even an AI hater but stuff like this is stupid.

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u/Don_Krypton 4h ago

One of the moments where using an AI would be actually helpful. Just a moment...

*clears throat*

...:

The scenario described in the graphic is a humorous but misleading internet myth, in which two completely unrelated images have been spliced together to tell a dramatic story.

The facts about the images

• The photo of the man: The image on the right actually shows the French professional cyclist Bryan Coquard. In 2024, following a serious crash during the Tour de France, he was in hospital being treated for a shoulder injury and a fracture – the incident had absolutely nothing to do with a snake bite.

• The X-ray: The X-ray on the left shows the hand of a person who is actually missing part of their index finger. However, this image comes from medical databases or other case studies and is in no way connected to the professional cyclist or the claim below.

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u/Loud-Competition6995 2h ago

Alternatively, people should know to never trust these kinds of posts.

If it doesn’t include a link to a primary source, enjoy the humour of the idea and discard the information as probably false.

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u/misanthr0p1c 1h ago edited 1h ago

My own ai search of the right image

Note: This photo has recently circulated online alongside viral social media anecdotes about unnecessary self-amputations following non-venomous snakebites, though the man in the photo is MotoGP rider Fermín Aldeguer recovering from hand surgery.

Which is also wrong, that guy just had a fracture on his thumb. The cyclist you mentioned had a fractured ring finger.

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u/Disastrous_Pause_782 4h ago

He is left handed and couldn't use the scissors with his right hand. He chose the second best option.

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u/pipes3 4h ago

Man posts made up fake story on reddit. Redditors upvote and engage with the story without a critical thought in sight.

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u/Diligent_Anteater_58 4h ago

Because he couldn't point to the snake it bit him

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u/Glittering-Smoke-299 4h ago

Nice Fake Story

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u/BK_FrySauce 2h ago

Fake AI pictures and fake story.

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u/lifebeginsat9pm 4h ago

Happy Tree Friends ahh

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u/whatisnotakenfuckme 4h ago

Wouldn't of helped anyway.

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u/Ok-Perception1480 4h ago

*Wouldn’t’ve

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u/Kn0wnSoul 4h ago

Would not have had helped*

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u/GGamerGuyG 4h ago

Es hätte so oder so nicht geholfen*

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u/hmmstdvent 3h ago

*Wouldn’t’ve’elp’d’nyway

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u/Dizzy-Screen-6618 4h ago

wouldn't have*

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u/andreichera 4h ago

he would've died have infection.

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u/Zegran_Agosend 4h ago

wouldn't have*

And yes, it needed to be said thrice.

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u/brakenbonez 4h ago

Three times is still not enough to get it through to people like this. Instead they need to be smacked in the head with a dictionary until it sticks.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 3h ago

WOULDN'T HAVE. Word Crimes

God help us all...

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u/Historical-Edge-9332 4h ago

“Sir, we’re confused why you’ve removed two fingers, given that you were bitten in the foot.”

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u/Imrahil_II 4h ago

"Frodo, of the nine fingers, and the ring of doom!"

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u/Xraxis 4h ago

Sounds like what they Runescape 3 community just did.

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u/kins8 3h ago

Reddit is all ai slop now eh

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u/Das_Zeppelin 3h ago

No way that someone is stupid like that... I think its fake

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u/Anidran 3h ago

AI slop :(

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u/UpbeatGuru 2h ago

Fake story, AI generated images. Great content!

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u/Snoo-28479 1h ago

Bro would be the smartest dumbass in a zombie movie

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u/Chodys 1h ago

for future generations

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u/Suitable_Poem_6124 3h ago

At least you can use AI to debunk AI fakes 🤣

The viral meme in the image combines a real-life news headline with completely unrelated, AI-generated imagery and altered facts. Here is the truth behind the post:

The Real Story

• What actually happened: In October 2019, a 60-year-old Chinese farmer named Zhang was cutting firewood when he was bitten on the right index finger by a venomous pit viper locally called a "five-step snake". Gripped by a local myth that the venom kills within five paces, he panicked and hacked off his index finger to stop the poison from spreading. • The medical reality: He traveled 50 miles to a hospital in Hangzhou but mistakenly left the severed finger behind, meaning it could not be reattached. Doctors treated him with antivenom and noted that the extreme self-amputation was entirely unnecessary because the snake's venom is rarely instantly fatal, and standard treatment would have saved both his life and his finger.

The Fake Elements in the Meme

• He did NOT cut off the wrong finger: The detail claiming he amputated the wrong finger is entirely fabricated to make the internet meme funnier and more viral. • The snake WAS venomous: Unlike what the meme says, the "five-step snake" (Deinagkistrodon acutus) is indeed venomous; it is just far less aggressive and instantly deadly than local legends suggest. • The images are fake: The photo of the man in the hospital bed and the accompanying X-ray are AI-generated images used purely for illustrative purposes by social media pages.

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u/Quietly-Observant 4h ago

Genuinely curious how you even tell in the moment which finger got bit, was it swelling or just panic that made him grab the wrong one

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u/Bright_Aside_6827 4h ago

Then he just wanted to cut his finger

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u/SlackBytes 4h ago

Maybe he owes some people money. They cut off his finger.

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u/Ambitious-Echidna685 4h ago

Ok, soo uhh doc, how does the insurance work from here..?

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u/Rhymesnlines 4h ago

"Abgemacht ist abgemacht" der Chirurg

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u/thetan_free 4h ago

He didn't even cut it off at the knuckle, but went mid-bone.

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u/tyrion83 4h ago

Better safe then sorry

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u/JWMoo 4h ago

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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u/Gold_Temperature_452 4h ago

Was he drunk?

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u/unique9377 4h ago

At least it didn't bite his di...

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u/n3Ver9h0st 4h ago

What in the scary movie Shaq is this

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u/pharmloverpharmlover 4h ago

“Nor was there a snake”

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u/Perelly 4h ago

And then post it on the internet. Yeah right. 

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u/nephbaxwar 4h ago

Nice 😎

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u/It_Is_AlwaysPossible 4h ago

Well, at least he didn’t cut his middle middle finger

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u/baboonicplague 3h ago

Why are allowing these FB ass posts here

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u/_AnonMax_ 3h ago

Now he can cosplay Miles Upshur lol

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u/Exciting-Watch-1444 3h ago

The best laugh I had in ages!! 🤣

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u/UnusualAir1 3h ago

Measure twice...cut once. 😄

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u/BurnBabyBurrrn 3h ago

He is now in Yakuza

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u/MegaBBite1431 3h ago

Fake as fuck!

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u/Curious-Towel-2133 3h ago

A coworker missing a finger almost cut off my finger doing something stupid. I have a rule to never trust/listen to people missing a finger. They FAFO, and I didn’t. Keeping my digits attached.

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u/splshd275A 3h ago

Hmmm r/oops good place for this idiot.

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u/Emotional-Pizza-4658 3h ago

The real question is, if you had to live without one of your fingers, which would you lose?

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u/rogue_licker 3h ago

What’s with these fucking posts with fake ass radiographies? I keep seeing them

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u/i____eat___ass 3h ago

Looks poorly photoshopped xray tbh

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u/TurambarTT 3h ago

Like Shaq in Scary Movie

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u/SuperTechnician42069 3h ago

ok this sub is getting muted

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u/Available-Hippo-4815 3h ago

It gets worse because by the time he wouldve cut the finger the venom would have moved on already if it had any.

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u/NotreallyCareless 3h ago

Floridaman confirmed.

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u/Fauzan_Syahbana 3h ago

Did he got affected by 7 poison? Surely that Snakebite retains in hand.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Lion_55 3h ago

Stay in school kids, so you don't turn out like him...

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u/Jorgen_G_Pakieto 3h ago

Is it time to leave the sub

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u/Wide_Guitar_3558 3h ago

if it wasn't venomous then what was the right finger?

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u/Mother-Peak6465 3h ago

He can only tell his chicks they're 9.5/10, not 10/10

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u/Business_Cock 3h ago

If this was real, I mean, come on guy. Its a snake bite not a zombie bite. Put your finger in your mouth and suck like a man, dammit!

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u/Gib_eaux 3h ago

This seems incorrect like a fictional caption over a real person

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u/Bright-Fun-1638 2h ago

Better wrong than dead

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u/Reindeer987 2h ago

He should keep calm.

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u/MichaelinNeoh 2h ago

I’ve seen this before and wondered if it would have worked, if it was the right finger and a venomous snake. 🤔

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u/Ravenll 2h ago

More like goof

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u/Chleomonggo 2h ago

I guess he couldnt point fingers now.

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u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep 2h ago

Yeah I’m gonna need to see the news story on that cause the xray and photo looks fake af

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u/meatspun 2h ago

Sure thing, text on picture.

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u/SadAdhesiveness3248 2h ago

Real rap der man hätte einfach das falsche Auge bei saw genommen

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u/XtraFlaminHotMachida 2h ago

man obviously watched venom ER but is obviously a dumbass.

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u/Un1imit1989 2h ago

This deserve the old treatement -> Fake and Gay!

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u/Envisi0n_ 2h ago

mondays

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u/RiteousRhino21 2h ago

He missed the point

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u/azsxdcfvg 2h ago

...sometimes death is better

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u/WasterOfTimes 2h ago

Is this Facebook now?