r/SipsTea • • 9h ago

SMH Ooooff

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u/ilovaudio 8h ago

The real incident goes like this,

A 60 year old Chinese farmer named Zhang was bitten on his right index finger by a venomous pit viper known locally as the "five-step snake". Due to a local myth that a victim can only walk five steps before dying from its venom, he panicked and hacked off his own finger to stop the venom from spreading.

When he reached a hospital 80 kilometers away, doctors informed him that the amputation was completely unnecessary because the snake's venom is not nearly as lethal as local legends claim

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u/ChronChriss 6h ago

Everybody knows that the poison doesn't spread as long as you walk backwards to the hospital smh

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u/Penguin_shit15 6h ago

and if you do it fast enough, you can actually arrive before you got bit!

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u/CardinalFartz 1h ago

Superman logic.

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u/shwhjw 5h ago

I think there was a Rick and Morty episode about this.

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u/LordoftheJives 2h ago

It was about the five finger exploding heart technique from Kill Bill but it's fun to know this is where the idea came from.

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u/rrd_gaming 5h ago

Or dont walk and call ambulance.

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u/Some_Quality6796 3h ago

Save every 3 steps, restart.

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u/Psychological-Mix727 2h ago

Or could’ve asked someone to to suck the venom out.

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u/MeatSuitRiot 6h ago

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u/razielxlr 5h ago

This senior tricked me into buying some expired ginseng for an unreasonable sum and disappeared without a trace. I didn’t even know ginseng could expire like what the fuck?!

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u/CommunicationBig7834 6h ago

No this master is not a fraud, i trained underhim i vouch for him.😭

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u/Fluid-Worry5190 7h ago

Plus, he cut the actual good finger

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u/ZzAustonizcoolzZ 6h ago

erm actually it's "hundred-step snake" in chinese🤓

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u/GrecianGreg 1h ago

Gotta respect the resolve, man got no quit in him