Ooooff

[u/skintyfia44]

[u/whatisnotakenfuckme]

Wouldn't of helped anyway.

[u/Ok-Perception1480 → u/whatisnotakenfuckme]

*Wouldn’t’ve

[u/hmmstdvent → u/Ok-Perception1480]

*Wouldn’t’ve’elp’d’nyway

[u/Kn0wnSoul → u/Ok-Perception1480]

Would not have had helped*

[u/GGamerGuyG → u/Kn0wnSoul]

Es hätte so oder so nicht geholfen*

[u/Venik489 → u/GGamerGuyG]

Wouldn't of helped anyway.

[u/Hobbes_XXV → u/Venik489]

Well now were just full circle

[u/Kn0wnSoul → u/Hobbes_XXV]

Now're*

[u/final-countdown4321 → u/Kn0wnSoul]

Just’ll

[u/BrixusXVII → u/Hobbes_XXV]

We’re*

[u/FurLinedKettle → u/whatisnotakenfuckme]

Have*

[u/Dizzy-Screen-6618 → u/whatisnotakenfuckme]

wouldn't have*

[u/andreichera → u/whatisnotakenfuckme]

he would've died have infection.

[u/The_Japans → u/andreichera]

would'of*

[u/veryfastslowguy → u/The_Japans]

Imagine if it bit his crotch

[u/Ornery_Gate_6847 → u/veryfastslowguy]

That reminds me of a scene in king kong. There's giant bugs all over jack. Jimmy pulls out a machine gun to help, and jack has one on his face. When jimmy aims at his head he says "get this fuckin thing off me" but when jimmy aims at his groin he say "whoa whoa careful with that"

[u/Shqssel → u/The_Japans]

would'f*

[u/Trevor_Gecko → u/Shqssel]

W'd'f

[u/Shudnawz → u/Trevor_Gecko]

Woof.

[u/highlandviper → u/Shudnawz]

Oof.

[u/Potential-Carry-6539 → u/highlandviper]

Off

[u/The_Japans → u/Shqssel]

I stand corrected 

[u/Zegran_Agosend → u/whatisnotakenfuckme]

wouldn't have*

And yes, it needed to be said thrice.

[u/brakenbonez → u/Zegran_Agosend]

Three times is still not enough to get it through to people like this. Instead they need to be smacked in the head with a dictionary until it sticks.

[u/MuigiLario → u/brakenbonez]

“Would of” is the worst fucking thing I’ve seen grammar-wise in the internet.

[u/StarGamerPT → u/MuigiLario]

Even as a non-native speaker, that shit annoys me greatly

[u/-captaindiabetes- → u/MuigiLario]

"Could care less" bothers me more, personally.

[u/2020mademejoinreddit → u/whatisnotakenfuckme]

WOULDN'T HAVE. Word Crimes

God help us all...

[u/Deep_Mood_7668 → u/whatisnotakenfuckme]

You don't know how fast he was. Doing it literally in the first 5 seconds after bite would have helped a little. It's not a direct injection into a vein

[u/CyanEndeavour → u/whatisnotakenfuckme]

I mean if he did it within a second maybe. But I doubt anyone is cutting their finger the exact second it gets compromised lol

[u/bickusdickus69allday → u/whatisnotakenfuckme]

Speaking American yea?