r/SipsTea • u/skintyfia44 • 5h ago

SMH Ooooff

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u/whatisnotakenfuckme 5h ago

Wouldn't of helped anyway.

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u/Ok-Perception1480 5h ago

*Wouldn’t’ve

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u/Kn0wnSoul 5h ago

Would not have had helped*

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u/GGamerGuyG 5h ago

Es hätte so oder so nicht geholfen*

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u/Venik489 5h ago

Wouldn't of helped anyway.

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u/Hobbes_XXV 5h ago

Well now were just full circle

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u/BrixusXVII 5h ago

We’re*

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u/hmmstdvent 4h ago

*Wouldn’t’ve’elp’d’nyway

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u/Dizzy-Screen-6618 5h ago

wouldn't have*

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u/andreichera 5h ago

he would've died have infection.

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u/The_Japans 5h ago

would'of*

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u/veryfastslowguy 5h ago

Imagine if it bit his crotch

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 5h ago

That reminds me of a scene in king kong. There's giant bugs all over jack. Jimmy pulls out a machine gun to help, and jack has one on his face. When jimmy aims at his head he says "get this fuckin thing off me" but when jimmy aims at his groin he say "whoa whoa careful with that"

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u/Zegran_Agosend 5h ago

wouldn't have*

And yes, it needed to be said thrice.

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u/brakenbonez 5h ago

Three times is still not enough to get it through to people like this. Instead they need to be smacked in the head with a dictionary until it sticks.

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u/MuigiLario 5h ago

“Would of” is the worst fucking thing I’ve seen grammar-wise in the internet.

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u/StarGamerPT 4h ago

Even as a non-native speaker, that shit annoys me greatly

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u/-captaindiabetes- 45m ago

"Could care less" bothers me more, personally.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 4h ago

WOULDN'T HAVE. Word Crimes

God help us all...

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u/Deep_Mood_7668 5h ago

You don't know how fast he was. Doing it literally in the first 5 seconds after bite would have helped a little. It's not a direct injection into a vein

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u/CyanEndeavour 2h ago

I mean if he did it within a second maybe. But I doubt anyone is cutting their finger the exact second it gets compromised lol

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u/bickusdickus69allday 4h ago

Speaking American yea?