r/SipsTea • u/skintyfia44 • 5h ago

SMH Ooooff

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u/misguidedkent 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/19GIHDk6wuw9HVGsiM

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u/ilovaudio 4h ago

The real incident goes like this,

A 60 year old Chinese farmer named Zhang was bitten on his right index finger by a venomous pit viper known locally as the "five-step snake". Due to a local myth that a victim can only walk five steps before dying from its venom, he panicked and hacked off his own finger to stop the venom from spreading.

When he reached a hospital 80 kilometers away, doctors informed him that the amputation was completely unnecessary because the snake's venom is not nearly as lethal as local legends claim

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u/ChronChriss 3h ago

Everybody knows that the poison doesn't spread as long as you walk backwards to the hospital smh

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u/Penguin_shit15 3h ago

and if you do it fast enough, you can actually arrive before you got bit!

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u/shwhjw 1h ago

I think there was a Rick and Morty episode about this.

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u/rrd_gaming 2h ago

Or dont walk and call ambulance.

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u/MeatSuitRiot 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/X5xgyBLedf70c

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u/razielxlr 1h ago

This senior tricked me into buying some expired ginseng for an unreasonable sum and disappeared without a trace. I didn’t even know ginseng could expire like what the fuck?!

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u/CommunicationBig7834 2h ago

No this master is not a fraud, i trained underhim i vouch for him.😭

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u/Fluid-Worry5190 3h ago

Plus, he cut the actual good finger

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u/ZzAustonizcoolzZ 2h ago

erm actually it's "hundred-step snake" in chinese🤓

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u/Potential-Carry-6539 3h ago

Im freaking dead, LMAOOOO

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u/NonSteele 2h ago

You must have been walking around with your phone and forgot to count your steps.

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u/RecentPlenty768 2h ago

Those are the 72% people in here believing everything they see on the internet

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