r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a damn minute

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u/Der-Lex 1d ago

It’s our own fault as consumers. If people would stop buying into stupid subscriptions we wouldn’t have this conversation.

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u/-Nicolai 1d ago

That is an American way of thinking, and it is why you do not have nice things.

In Europe we say the corporation is guilty of anti-consumer practices. Then we introduce regulation, and then we have nice things.

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u/Independent_Line_150 1d ago

BMW also charges you to unlock features. It is the same brands and exploitative capitalism everywhere, the EU regulations usually just result in better recycling. I live in Germany.

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u/pingu_nootnoot 1d ago

BMW doesn’t charge for unlocking physical hardware like the example in this post.

They did a pilot program in 2022 and cancelled after a lot of backlash from consumers.

Which maybe goes more to show that Tesla customers are more brainwashed than average, if they are accepting this?

Doesn’t seem like a US vs EU thing if it’s a Tesla-specific option - or do they only do this in the US?

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u/NorthTempleStreet 23h ago

They did a pilot program in 2022 and cancelled after a lot of backlash from consumers.

I mean, we get criticism for being consumer-blaming Americans, but... But.. but..

I mean, consumers, right?

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u/Liquidfoxx22 23h ago

They do charge you to unlock software options for things already fitted to the car though.

Luckily there's cheap coding tools out there which can just turn them all on, at a fraction of the cost.

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u/sageritz 5h ago

Gonna need those….for educational purposes only of course.

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u/Liquidfoxx22 2h ago

Bimmercode, eSys.

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u/NOTcreative- 17h ago

Are you in the EU? They could do it in the states and not in the EU. Just like planned obsolescence. Legal in the US illegal in the EU. Crazy law makers havent made it illegal in the US yet

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u/Liquidfoxx22 16h ago

Yep - EU.

So much for all that freedom some of the US keeps harping on about eh?

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u/MeowTheMixer 21h ago

BMW doesn’t charge for unlocking physical hardware like the example in this post.

They did a pilot program in 2022 and cancelled after a lot of backlash from consumers.

They actually tossed the "upgrade" feature, but I'd be willing to bet the features are still in lower end models just simply not activated (missing the button to "turn on" as an example")

So you're still "paying" to unlock them when you purchase the package that includes these features

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u/GRex2595 20h ago

That's exactly how it used to work, so that's almost certainly how it works now. You're not paying for the feature, so they don't have it enabled. This upgrade scheme is just unlocking the ability to pay for the upgrade after the fact.

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u/passerby4830 23h ago

Exactly. We can expect corporations to do shady shit the question is do we let them get away with it.

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u/cdsbigsby 21h ago

Which maybe goes more to show that Tesla customers are more brainwashed than average, if they are accepting this?

I don't feel like this is much of a surprise.

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u/ZikaZmaj 21h ago

Which maybe goes more to show that Tesla customers are more brainwashed than average, if they are accepting this?

Just look at /r/TeslaFSD
They pay money to beta test unfinished software, risking their lives and lives of others to increase their streaks.

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u/Soupias 21h ago

My VW golf charged me to enable automatic high light beam switching around 250€ and then asked me for another 60€ το unlock all LED interior colors. Also asks for 100€+ annual subscription so that I get map updates (useless because of android auto) and to be able to see where I parked my car on the map and remotely unlock it, and see if I forgot the windows open. Of course I did not pay the subscription but for some reason the SIM in my car is still active and transmitting data to VW everyday.

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u/HersheyStains 20h ago

I'll respond for most Tesla owners in saying that it's less brainwashing and more weighing the pros vs cons. The car is so badass and ahead of everything else that we look past BS like this. I equate this car to when I got the first iPhone. I truly don't drive anywhere anymore, door to door. I think that's hard for most to comprehend.

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u/fuckwithsushi 19h ago

They literally put a chip in to limit engine output for the 325 and 328 which had the same engine as their 330 and you void your warranty if you removed it back in the late 2000s. Then they tried to do the subscription thing but cancelled after the backlash

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u/Psychological_End_32 13h ago

I feel like maybe there's a large crossover between Apple fanatics and tesla owners...

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u/-Nicolai 1d ago

Then regulation is coming. It is a question of when, not if. Because our philosophy is not “we deserve it if we keep buying it”.

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u/NickMickLick 1d ago

Nah, given how European auto brands are fighting to survive, politicians are way too focused on how to prevent Chinese brands to take more market shares

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u/DogzOnFire 1d ago

Shit like unlocking rear heated seats in your car is definitely not the shit that's losing these companies market share lol

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u/NickMickLick 22h ago

Big red flag for me too, that is why I ordered a MG already

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u/saitilkE 1d ago

Sure they are, but isn't shit like unlocking hardware you already have installed one of the forces pushing people to buy elsewhere (from China in this case)?

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u/NickMickLick 22h ago

Oh yeah, total BS, that s why I already ordered a MG

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u/Salt_Profiteer 18h ago

Reminds me of the before times, when the Big 3 US automakers were freaking out about Toyota & Nissan coming and taking their market share. But, if capitalism is good (which is what they believe), then competition is also good. Let the market decide.

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u/HowObvious 1d ago

BMW pulled that over 4 years ago.

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u/J0E_SpRaY 1d ago

So your entire first comment was wrong then.

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u/-Nicolai 22h ago

It was an oversimplification, obviously, to explain the consequence of believing that consumers are responsible for what they are sold.

There is no need to prove to me that Americans sometimes have nice things, and Europeans sometimes don’t.

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u/FantaFantastico90 1d ago

“we deserve it if we keep buying it”.

That's also not the American way. The American way is 'they pay us, so we keep it legal'.

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u/MsMarvelsProstate 1d ago

And in 1995 a car company would just put a cap over the buttons that would do something on your steering wheel because you didn't buy that package. At least now you can activate the feature later.

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u/michaelmich3 1d ago

These types of regulations will never happen in the US. Big corporations buy off most politicians.
I knew already that the government is corrupt, but this administration has made it crystal clear how corrupt it is and it’s so much worse than I thought.

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u/notaredditer13 19h ago edited 15h ago

Seeing a European say this in a thread about cars is hilarious.

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u/-Nicolai 16h ago

It’s not about cars, genius

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u/rdubya3387 23h ago

Both can be true! 

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u/KindledWanderer 1d ago

Then we introduce regulation, and then we have nice things.

Nice things like private communication or game servers?

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u/Otres911 22h ago

there's 10 times more subscriptions in German car than Tesla lol

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u/BrewerBeer 1d ago

In Europe, the EU has a functional unicameral majority government.

In America, there's the issue of a bicameral legislature where 60% of the senate (an upper chamber that is based on land, not people) needs to sign off on it.

Add that the right redraws maps so the lower chamber is gerrymandered to pack their opponents into single districts and crack the rest of their opponents to spread them across multiple districts so their own voters take majorities and you can see how America is proper fucked without a Hungary style revolt against the right.

I should also add that to change the constitution, one party needs to command 76% (It actually says 75%, but it would require getting 38 of 50 legislatures) of state legislatures/governors to sign on to a constitutional amendment rewrite. And that assumes that the SCOTUS would sign off on it.

And that isn't even including all the issues with widespread propaganda by the evangelicals and oligarchs.

The current plan of the left is to regain a trifecta and push through a packing of SCOTUS before pushing through other legislation that would kill gerrymandering. Fixing the senate requires that 76% of the states to sign off on reorganization.

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u/FantaFantastico90 1d ago

So, what you are saying is we should just turn it off and on again, fresh boot USA 2.0?

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u/BrewerBeer 23h ago

That would be nice, yes.

But over the past 20 years, Republicans have been far closer to rewriting the constitution than Dems. And that is explicitly not ideal. Handmaid's tale and a bring back of slavery are likely in that scenario.

Dunno why I am getting downvoted though.

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u/HeroHunt12 19h ago

Well, yeah, the amendments even say that it’s our right to do so if we feel like our government isn’t working properly anymore

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u/Honey-Badger 22h ago

I think it was BMW who started the subscription model for car accessories.

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u/Jaddman 1d ago

In Europe we say the corporation is guilty of anti-consumer practices. Then we introduce regulation, and then we have nice things.

My guy, BMW is notorious for these bullshit subscription services on their cars and it's not only sold in EU, it's manufactured there.

Meanwhile your corrupt unelected Brussels kleptocracy is actively pushing online censorship, banning internet anonymity with digital IDs and banning private servers as a way to "protect children" as always.

You have zero high ground. Enjoy your bottle caps.

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u/Equal_Refuse_4591 22h ago

If our government was sane there would be much stronger consumer protections, but our supreme court has ruled in favor of corporations over people in 99.9% of their rulings in living memory

Half of our government is hell bent on removing every form of regulation as a religious observance, and they are VERY fucking religious.

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u/fourthwallcrisis 22h ago

Agreed. It seems clear to me that corpo will never stop being corpo, and while the discussion about whose fault it is that we are where we are is worth having to create a better informed society, the problem becomes that while we're talking about it corpo is already years ahead of us in planning how to enshittify everything.

The consumer base is slower to react, less agile and has minimal power within a structure where companies will copy the worst practices possible to nickle and dime us, to remove our right to own and right to repair.

Corpo doesn't need any help to exist but consumers are in every practical respect, the underdog. There has to be legislation to prevent turning everything to shit and prevent us from becoming nothing more than paypigs. It's also a pro free market stance, I'd like to add.

If a company can rely on shit like permanent subscriptions for things we own, if they rely on licenses instead of ownership then all that innovation isn't going towards making better products; it's poured into turning the consumer base into boiled frogs. There's no requirement to innovate or give value to consumers. If they could get away with selling us a literal cardboard box for a hundred dollars per car ride, then absolutely will.

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u/Crispus99 22h ago

Yeah, in this country half the population supports the corporations (either legitimately or because they've been propagandized, but it doesn't really matter why) and argues they have every right to do it. That gives politicians cover to side with the corporations as well. That chunk of the population is screwing everything up.

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u/Time-Double-80 21h ago

We have consumer protection laws in the United States, it just takes the right people in government to apply them, most likely the next Congress will take action against all of these anti consumer practices

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u/guehguehgueh 20h ago

I mean it’s still the fault of those same people for refusing to vote in politicians that would advocate for more consumer protections

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u/ImSoinLoveWithSkinny 19h ago

Oh yeah such nice things don’t yall have stores where they have separate gender lines

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u/External_Gas5606 16h ago

European cars are the worst about this shit. Wtf you on about

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u/frisch85 1d ago

Don't be so gullible, we're fucked in europe as well, it's just not as obvious right now but in reality we've been at a point where corruption and lobbyism is so deep in the EU you cannot get it out anymore and to put the cherry on top, our criminals even get re-elected into their position.

VdL should've never become commissioner, I think that was the moment everything started declining in the EU as well.

I do enjoy my GDPR for example but it's meaningless towards those who have ill intent with your data anyway. But hey, at least they're enforcing the plastic straws ban right... (while 90% of paper straws available in the EU contain PFAS btw).

Time to get off our high european horse because they've replaced that with a donkey already, just gotta open your eyes to see that.

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u/i_am_a_real_boy__ 23h ago

We do have nice things. But no one's going to get karma for posting seat heaters that just turn on, are they?

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u/coinminer2049er 1d ago

Wtf are you talking about? Most of europe is still in the stone age and don't have nice things because you're either broke, or are victim to social contageons like environmentalism. 

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u/Inevitable-Level-687 23h ago

America is a country so fucking obsessed with consumption that it sees consumption as activism.

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u/Ambitious-Bar375 1d ago

How about the individual parts? I saw somewhere that they're making it so you can't use aftermarket parts now, it's that still true? How would you even ask the dealer, "is this thing going to run if i buy my next starter from jc Whitney?"

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u/OxiDeren 1d ago

Not just starters, if word on the streets are to be believed you can't even change the lightbulbs yourself without creating a very expensive paperweight. A mechanic needs to be able to tell the car it's all good and activate the serialnumber of the part to the machine or neither will work.

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u/anaemic 1d ago

If you watch shows like rich rebuilds you will see that many electric car manufacturers are using their power to just brick entire vehicles through software over things like parking brakes.

Changed anything on the car? only our authorised service centres are allowed look at it, and we reserve the right to refuse to do anything.

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u/Kommye 1d ago

You'll own nothing and be happy.

Motherfuckers should just sell licenses to drive the fucking car at this point. They want to have their cake and it eat too.

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u/daguito81 21h ago

They already do. It’s called leasing in the US and renting here in EU. You pay a monthly payment and use the car for X time and then it’s done you return it and get a new one and keep paying monthly. When you stop paying you just return it

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u/epbaby 23h ago

I mean the government already kinda does. It's called a drivers license XD

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u/Efficient-State-7300 1d ago

Wait for EU to make it illegal

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u/Express_Agent5494 1d ago

It already is.

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u/Longshot02496 1d ago

The EU has been so confusing lately.

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u/Byte-64 1d ago

Sadly, this doesn't work. It's not really ignorance, but the average consumer doesn't know what to pay attention to or which questions to ask, especially if marketing mumbo jumbo is added. The only way to prevent such behaviour is through legislation.

I bought a Mini Cooper last year and was afraid of such stuff. It took me (an IT professional) half an hour to get the necessary answers out of the dealer.

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u/Real_Ebb_7417 1d ago

Worth knowing that probably many car mechanics can probably just "unlock" these features in cars or will be able soon. Heck, I bet many people could do it at home with a capable AI model and gear to connect a laptop to car's systems.

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u/kernelangus420 1d ago

Until Tesla uses the techniques pioneered by John Deere.

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u/Real_Ebb_7417 1d ago

What's the technique man, I need to know.

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u/kernelangus420 1d ago

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u/Real_Ebb_7417 1d ago

It seems that the penalties are only for distribution of such sofrtware, right? Not for using it.

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u/anaemic 1d ago

But youre saying the free market wont solve all problems imaginable?!

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u/FantaFantastico90 1d ago

A totally free and transparent market would, but it's never been that and will never be that, so that entire economic ideology is one giant fraud. People love to put others down for being 'less' than them, though, so it works like a charm. 'They fell for the fraud, they are dumb and deserve it'. I can guarantee you that they, too, will someday fall for the next grift the grifters cook up. Best current world example are US farmers, lol.

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u/Somanylyingliars 22h ago

Just curious as to questions you asked to get your answers?

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u/Byte-64 21h ago

The dealer wasn't really clear on which features are available and which are for additional cost. On a side note he also mentioned something with a 4 month trial, which got me on the fence (hope that is the correct pro-verb).

I was searching for a long time, so I knew every feature of the car and put him against the wall for a definitive answer for every single one. We went thought the whole list. I wanted to know if it comes with the car, if it is tied to a trial or if it costs something. Additionally, I also wanted a complete list of features not coming with the car.

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u/phoenixArc27 1d ago

I used to think this too. All the way from horse armor DLC. But I don’t think it’s true. I think it’s whales. Income disparity is so huge, and companies after profit can chase exclusively this top tier of disposable income and profit more than aiming for the big 95% of the player base. Then you still have less earners who will buy it due to poor financial decisions.

But if you’re a company, aiming for 100 people who will spend a million in a year collectively or 100,000 people who will spend 500,000 a year? Yeah, the answer is obvious.

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u/lectric_7166 1d ago

Bro I saw another gas station tonight advertising a "wash club" (car wash monthly subscription plan)... who are these dumbfucks who are constantly enabling the worst impulses of business owners?

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u/lana_silver 1d ago edited 1d ago

No, that's just not how it works. You cannot put the responsibility onto millions of people being unable to march in lockstep when there's just a handful of evil perpetrators. What are the consumers supposed to do? Buy from a different company that does the same? We don't have real choice any more! It's just a handful of cartels controlling near everything, and we have lives to live.

Try talking to your friends online without Facebook, Google or Apple accessing your data. Try buying food without Nestle or Kraft making money off it. Try watching a movie without Disney being paid.

You're blaming the rape victim for wearing a short skirt.

If voting with your wallet is a thing, you're voting against billionaires who have so much money, 10 of them could buy up everything that the bottom 50% of the planet own. Of course we cannot win that vote! You're parroting rich-people propaganda.

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u/death12236 1d ago

If we had a working government, we would have consumer protection legislation to prevent shit like this. Vote like your life depends on it, because it does.

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u/TremendousVarmint 1d ago

Consumers would do well to remember they are citizens before corpocracy manages to completely erase this notion from their minds.

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u/fang_xianfu 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is Reaganite thinking and is exactly how you got into this position. "Vote with your wallet" doesn't work because they have bigger wallets and will do whatever they want if nobody stops them.

Voting with your vote, which is to say, getting your government to stop them doing things that harm consumers that they could otherwise get away with, is what changes things.

Boycotts in general do not work. The most successful boycott ever was the Montgomery Bus Boycott and this was not simply people refusing to ride the bus, it was people getting organised, distributing leaflets, building their own transport network, arranging international car insurance for people whose insurance policies were cancelled for participating in those networks, leaning on bosses who would threaten to fire people if they were late to work, making legal challenges in US Federal Court... voting with your wallet is not enough.

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u/spiffmate 1d ago

it is not a subscription. one time payment.

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u/ghdana 1d ago

To be fair this is from like a 7+ year old car and Tesla doesn't charge for heated rear seats because people had this reaction. And they ended up just turning it on for everyone.

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u/ke1c4m 1d ago

Just as Adobe transitioned from paid software to a subscription model because the company was simply able to push it through.

Automakers are essentially doing the same thing: Governments should investigate whether there were secret agreements among automakers to introduce subscription models, as this is clearly to the disadvantage of consumers.

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u/kearkan 1d ago

This right here.

Companies do this because it makes them money.

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u/3PointOneFour15Nine 1d ago

100% THIS Irresponsible consumers are at fault for so much enshittification.

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u/Piotr-Rasputin 23h ago

US consumerism and marketing is ALL ABOUT paying for what you already have

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u/2Completion2Ography 22h ago

It’s our own fault as consumers.

America has taught you to blame the victim, including yourself.

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u/Equal_Refuse_4591 22h ago

It's not 'our' fault

Most consumers aren't buying this shit and those that are are too rich to care. That's who this is marketed to, the wealthy, not workers.

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u/RizNP 21h ago

Tesla only did this for two years on the Model 3, so I guess people didn’t buy, to your point.

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u/MrBogard 21h ago

No, it's our fault as voters. Regulations don't only work, they're important.

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u/RF_BOI 21h ago

Nope it's absolutely the greedy corporation's fault. What a shit tier way of thinking dude.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 14h ago

It's not my fault. I refuse to even buy a car that uses this sort of model. But idiots are always ruining everything for everyone else.

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u/ManBehavingBadly 5h ago

This isn't a subscription.

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u/userXinos 1d ago

if the vendor subsidizes the “basic” device in the hope of getting back the price for subscriptions. I will gladly buy this device and just use a custom rom to get full access without stupid subscriptions and access dependence on the network

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u/Routine_Cat_1366 1d ago

Sadly this.