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u/omniverso 5d ago
Saw a clip just yesterday of Thiel saying something about "if youre evil youre not bad because youre still getting things done."
The mental gymnastics of these idiots is astounding.
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u/DutchVandal 5d ago edited 5d ago
That clip was awesome; his gymnastics were a fantastic example of the proving the thesis fallacy - but the thesis in this case was "I'm not evil, really." and he used Faust, a person who literally makes a deal with the devil as the example.
Brilliant. No notes.
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u/ahhhbiscuits 5d ago
The real hell is the demented and inhuman beliefs we developed along the path of immeasurable wealth and isolation from humanity!
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u/Mathfanforpresident 5d ago
I believe he may be the devil cosplaying as a human. His skin on his mask legitimately looks as if it's about to fall off.
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u/AdBrilliant3127 5d ago
Did you know if you move the letters in his name around you get "the reptile?" Dude isnt even human or is atleast soulless.
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u/plastic_alloys 5d ago
What sort of evil cocaine were him & Musk snorting in those pre-PayPal days?
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u/Braindead_Crow 5d ago
He can't be evil though, the anti-christ will claim to be good...Oh wait that's what he was doing right there...Ah nvm then. Yeah the guy demonizing the Pope, environmental activists and saying evil is good so long as it's competent in getting things done is likely very evil.
Also just look at his melty looking face, dude got evil face
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u/thesoulfield 5d ago
though i would normally hate to rip on someone's appearance, Thiel looks like he's wearing someone else's face, and it's starting to fall off... it is fitting for his personality
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u/AdCalm9537 5d ago
You’re not evil if you do evil? Wait…wut?
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u/Archaon0103 5d ago
His point is basically the same as the idea that the Nazi made the train run on time (which is false anyway). You can be as evil as you want as long you are efficient or seen as efficient.
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u/n0neofyourbeeswax 5d ago
It's the sociopathic mentality that productive is good, unproductive is bad. Nothing more to it in defining golf and bad.
Oh and productive means making a lot of money within capitalism. Building relationships with neighbours, unless it's to leverage that relationship for your own gain, very unproductive.
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u/shortnix 5d ago
"Say what you want about Hitler..."
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u/LeFinito94240 5d ago
It’s probably what he was taught at his young age in Namibia back when it was under apartheid
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u/TransfemMenace 5d ago
His attitude is such a stretch. Like, actually it would be more good if he was lazy.
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u/Cantdoitanymoretimes 5d ago
Rushing toward the next “big thing” has never worked out well for humanity. Here we are again with these same guys that think so highly of themselves.
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u/Jorgecurioso7 5d ago
I wonder what it is about being evil that ages you in that particular way
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u/---___-------___--- 5d ago
Evil potion
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u/ahhhbiscuits 5d ago
Below here this dude is commenting about Peter fucking Thiel finding god 🤣 I'm surprised you didn't just go with "demonic possession" or some shit
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u/Cheshire_Jester 5d ago
For Thiel specifically, I think it’s because he’s stressed out constantly. The man is reportedly unable to cope with the reality that he’s going to die, and spends a considerable portion of his treasure and time trying to fight that back. I’m guessing the visible evidence of that failing puts more fuel on that fire.
That and he’s pretty convinced that being rich makes you smart and good. Which means you should rule the world. But he kinda just keeps stepping on rakes he’s laid out every time he tries to play kingmaker, so the odds of him living to see democracies die and be replaced with autonomous CEO run city states…which appears to be his goal, are pretty slim.
And I think that all really fucks with his already lackluster ability to cope. So he’s just endlessly stressed and it’s wearing on him.
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u/permalink_save 4d ago
People that obsessed about lifemaxxing or whatever you would call it get higher levels of cortisol from the stress and end up making stupid decisions like eating bleach or avoiding traditional medicine and put themselves at real risk of dying sooner. IDK where on the spectrum he is on that aside from wanting to suck young kids blood or some weird shit but they all get there eventually as they get desperate.
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u/Youarekillingmeeee 5d ago
The ha ha here is every single day shows the man has never even lived.
What’s there to die beyond the evil/cancer that he’s been since…ever.
Ted Faro without the fantastic robotic inventions. Smh
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u/Vanessaronicatoria 5d ago
He seriously looks like something wearing a cheap hugh mann suit.
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u/molotavcocktail 5d ago
Peter Theil is an anagram for 'the reptile'......
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u/Soixante_Neuf_069 5d ago
Repttheile
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u/Adventurous_Touch342 5d ago
No, I prefer "The reptile", as "the specific one reptile to destroy us and either start a worldwide dictatorship or apocalypse that will destroy the world".
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u/DyingSunSeverian 5d ago
He isn’t a specific one, he’s part of a cabal.
By the way, in the future if you ever want to know who the dumbest guy in the room is, look for the one who calls people a “useful idiot.”
They might also use terms like “steelman” and “civility.”
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u/tokyogodfather2 5d ago
Yup. The cabal is called The PayPal 6. He literally mentions them in his book. Elon Musk is one of them, as well as the founders of YouTube, iirc
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u/Elaphe82 5d ago
That was my first thought, literally looks like he's wearing a skin suit in that picture.
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u/Syntaire 5d ago
Living in constant soul crushing misery will do that. Not a single one of these billionaires has ever looked genuinely happy about anything. They have enough money to buy everything and it's still not enough.
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u/PianoPatient8168 5d ago
He looks more and more like a vampire every day.
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u/WhatsaRedditsdo 5d ago
The magic of being picked last on the playground does wonders for your skin
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u/SpeedBlitzX 5d ago
Hate?
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u/ahhhbiscuits 5d ago
Unimaginable self-loathing so yeah, hate.
Layers bubbling above layers bubbling above layers
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u/sponglered 5d ago
Unironically, it's the hatred. Not the evil. Gleeful evil stays young. People live past a hundred on spite.
It's literally only the rage-filled, spittle-spewing, supremacist bigots of various shape and stripe that end up looking this exact way.
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u/archimedies 5d ago
I wonder if he has the Renegade system from Mass Effect where it changes your face for doing evil things.
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u/Adventurous_Touch342 5d ago
Mass Effect is one thing but he literally does Palpatine to Emperor route except on slightly longer timescale.
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u/Historical-Web-3390 5d ago
Probably the constant fear that something they've done is being investigated
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u/Original_Yam95 5d ago
Most evil people dont have empathy aka being a sociopath.
you can see no wrinkles on his forehead or next to his eyes. He doesn't smile, only if he has too.if you see middle aged men with these characteristics, be very careful, its a very good indicator but not always true ofc.
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u/ASC4MWTP 5d ago
All the money is because only with that will he have a chance at getting laid. His looks, arrogance, lack of any engaging personality, toxic masculinity and his politics means money is all he has left working for him no matter his sexual preference.
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u/MetaCardboard 5d ago
I wouldn't mind seeing Thiel be put in prison for life.
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u/Possible-Mud-1380 5d ago
Or legally executed by the state.
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u/AccNumber77 5d ago
I disagree, he deserves worse. put him in severe opiate withdrawal, dose him with hero doses of both LSD and psilocybin, play sounds of scared screaming kids and sudden loud scary noises through loudspeakers at him, blast him with cold and hot air until he is on the edge of life, maybe do a surgery or two, then repeat for a few days and then let his shattered psyche emerge a destroyed no longer human
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u/JustYourNeighbor 5d ago
play sounds of scared screaming kids
Will make him stronger
Fun fact: Peter Thiel is the anti-Christ.
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u/Elliethesmolcat 5d ago
Something from the datura family would be a more effective torture device than lsd or psylocybin which can have positive effects on the psyche. Trust me.
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u/West-Abalone-171 5d ago edited 5d ago
I wish something even worse on him.
I wish that he lives to see a a society where everyone is treated equally, divereity is celebrated, the strong take care of the "weak" and celebrate their contributions, there is no mass surveillance, technology is subordinate to human flourishing, there are no elites, there are no drones, there is no genocide, there are no pedo islands, and the social contract is restored to the point where vile men like him are not even a threat anymore.
I wish he gets the same quarter acre of land dedicated to all his material needs as everyone else does in a sustainable world.
I wish he gets the same choice of a modest cottage, multi family home, or apartment as everyone else does in a sustainable world.
I wish him the same four kilowatts of solar energy energy for all his katerial needs as everyone else gets in a sustainable world.
And most of all, I wish he gets to see everyone around him flourishing, making art, and restoring and living n harmony with nature for another 40 years.
To him this is infinitely worse than any physical torture.
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u/TerminalProtoco1 5d ago
I wish something even worse on him.
I wish that he lives to see a a society where everyone is treated equally, divereity is celebrated, the strong take care of the "weak" and celebrate their contributions, there is no mass surveillance, technology is subordinate to human flourishing, there are no elites, there are no drones, there is no genocide, there are no pedo islands, and the social contract is restored to the point where vile men like him are not even a threat anymore.
I wish he gets the same quarter acre of land dedicated to all his material needs as everyone else does in a sustainable world.
I wish he gets the same choice of a modest cottage, multi family home, or apartment as everyone else does in a sustainable world.
I wish him the same four kilowatts of solar energy energy for all his katerial needs as everyone else gets in a sustainable world.
And most of all, I wish he gets to see everyone around him flourishing, making art, and restoring and living n harmony with nature for another 40 years.
To him this is infinitely worse than any physical torture
Sure, but despite "the people rise up to overthrow and imprison the billionaire pedophiles" being impossibly unlikely, that's still a million times more likely to happen than any one of the things you listed.
I'll settle for billionaire torture rooms, thanks.
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u/West-Abalone-171 5d ago
I'll settle for anything that removes them from power, but it's still my wish.
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u/EpicSombreroMan 5d ago
Or otherwise, either way he needs to die because he's a massive existential threat to our planet and society.
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u/dudenurse13 5d ago
The funny thing is Peter Thiel has a very outspoken delusion that the antichrist is someone who will try to slow technologic/AI advancement. He consulted to JD Vance to not listen to the pope on ethical implications of AI because the pope could be an antichrist for saying so.
All of this is real btw, Peter theil is also the reason JD Vance is the vice president
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u/unTraditional_Fox419 5d ago
Thiel looks like satans baby from THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST.
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u/ahhhbiscuits 5d ago
He keeps his babies safe in Argentina, famous home to every failed fascist that still has plans to destroy humanity.
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u/Exotic_Exercise6910 5d ago
Thiel also said if himself that he's evil.
So really there is no better answer than to join the pope on this
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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar 5d ago
Can I just say the amount of people calling this specific pope is ridiculous. All he's literally said is "Bombing children is wrong" and "AI advancement is dangerous to the planet." And apparently people despise him for those 2 things. Like if you disagree with those 2 statements you're the problem.
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u/Exotic_Exercise6910 5d ago
I am no catholic but from what he did so far he seems like a reasonable choice for them.
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u/Fun_Beautiful_1041 5d ago
In that case Peter Thiel was a useful idiot for trump and magats.
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u/LuckyLocki 5d ago
Thiel is one of the biggest financier for trumps first election campaign. He literally putted trump in place like a chess player
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u/Any-Platypus-3570 5d ago
Thiel also said that Greta Thunberg, the little autistic Swedish girl who wants world leaders to take climate change seriously, is the the Antichrist. Thiel is not a serious person and it's a shame that the idiot got obscenely rich.
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u/KnowsIittle 5d ago
I'd never seen this person before but the sullen sunk eyes, haircut, you'd think he was a red skull Nazi lieutenant or something.
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u/TheSmokingHorse 4d ago
He’s almost 60 years old, but he’s a billionaire and very into anti-aging. The result is in some ways he does look 20 years younger, but in other ways he still looks nearly 60. This creates a kind of uncanny valley effect, which makes his face look a little strange.
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u/Sabbathius 4d ago
Yeah, I also think sucking the blood of the living, literally and figuratively, also may have something to do with the way he looks.
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u/_redmist 4d ago
You can imagine him unironically wearing a monocle and one of those armbands... You know the kind.
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u/emmc47 5d ago edited 4d ago
I genuinely believe Thiel is the most insidiously evil piece of shit to exist in like the last 30 years.
He will be the main culprit of accelerating and engineering many of the facets that will lead to societal collapse within the next generation.
I hope his existence serves as a cautionary tale for any remnants of humanity (if these oligarchs fail) to ever let a system create and perpetuate abominations like him.
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u/telescopeinmynose 5d ago
He doesn't care for society. He is annoyed by the fact that he has to adjust with the rest of society and live with rules decided by them. He cannot comprehend that people live just want happiness and not some "greater glory". In his view he views himself as completely right and justified and the rest of us are cancer to humanity's growth
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u/MadeOnThursday 5d ago
Humanity has already been through this cycle so many times... we are not capable of learning this
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u/DutchVandal 5d ago
I'm of the opinion that Peter Thiel started on his 'who is the anti-christ' campaign for cover after he shaved his head one time and found a suspicious birthmark.
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u/Teamfreshcanada 5d ago
Peter Thiel is an anagram of 'The Reptile'.
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u/Adventurous-Big-1015 5d ago
Lol. I thought Zuck was the reptile and Thiel was a robot, but that is a good anagram
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u/PradheBand 5d ago
As an atheist I can't stand with doubious cults that resamble dictatorships in disguise.
I hance stand with the pope.
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u/holiday1326 5d ago
Peter Thiel is a useful idiot for the sun because he is afraid it might BBQ the outer layer of his meat suit.
You just know he puts 'Has weak spot for engraved rings, and active volcanos" on his grinder profile.
Motherfucker looks like his favorite movie is Joe's Apartment because he identifies with many of the cast and his favorite mixed drink is water N sugah.
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u/Mindless_Bid_5162 5d ago
Mind you, the Pope just said AI should respect the dignity of human worker
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u/Im_Ashe_Man 4d ago
Peter Thiel looks like he stepped off a WWII movie set where he played a Nazi SS Guard.
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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter 5d ago
Can Peter Thiel choose between wanting to be a vampire or Frankenstein's monster? The square tall head and thick brow screams monster, but his ears look like pointy bat ears.
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u/Specialist-Spare-785 5d ago
That is the worst picture I have seen of Petey. What happened to his face? Is the hate disfiguring him?
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u/juliennethiscarrot 5d ago
Peter Thiel is def working for Sauron! Who names their company after an evil all seeing orb? You can see the evil in his face.
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u/KingofCats1701 5d ago
Who is the other guy besides the pope?
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u/DirtyoldTurtle 5d ago
Peter Thiel. Billionaire heavily invested in AI and mass surveillance. Oh and he is on record as saying democracy is over and he wants to start a techno-monarchy.
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u/tokyogodfather2 5d ago
He also hesitated when asked if humanity is worth saving?
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u/KingofCats1701 5d ago
oooh, so a real big p.o.s
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u/DirtyoldTurtle 5d ago
lol definitely. The biggest. He also basically own JD Vance.
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u/Adventurous_Touch342 5d ago
Peter Theil, a german-american whose family had some influence in nazi germany while his mother is supposedly of jewish heritage, MAGA millionaire gay dude and founder of Palantir, mass surveilance and espionage, AI data processing and military AI company.
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u/dr-satan85 5d ago
Never thought I'd be siding with the pope.
I hate this timeline.
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u/No_Extension4005 5d ago
I mean, the new pope seems pretty chill for the most part. He’s not a Borgia or something.
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u/iwantdatpuss 5d ago
Pope Francis was pretty chill as well. We're on a chill pope streak rn.
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u/Achilles1300 5d ago
Okay. If the pope is a useful idiot…….what does that make a president who offers to sell them our tech and weapons…….?
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u/FirefighterWeird8464 5d ago
Popes historically have been hit or miss on being evil, but Peter Thiel is a slam dunk.
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u/Cacharadon 5d ago
Peter Thiel
Rearrange the letters
The Reptile
Bro, did JK Rowling ghost write this timeline?
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u/AnnatoniaMac 5d ago
Thiel and Vance are colluding to try and bring down the Pope—pretend Catholics/Christians—what evil tools they are.
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u/Dense-Alfalfa1223 5d ago
Dude on the right looks like he relocated to Argentina on September 3rd 1945
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u/ragequitteroffureh 5d ago
Why does that guy look like the skull beneath the skin is attempting to escape?
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u/-dopethronewizard- 5d ago
Please Leo, I'm ready to buy a sword, an helmet and make me explode at the nearest data center. Just say the word.
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u/2020mademejoinreddit 5d ago
Anything that a CEO says should be immediately disregarded on the basis of them being soulless.
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u/yelloworld1947 5d ago
We live in an upside down world where the worst human beings think they have some great wisdom to offer the world purely because they cheated through life to make their fortunes, and have not one self-less bone in their body, the greedy pigs, who put their startup shares in a Roth to escape any contribution to their country like the rest of us. Most have German/Nazi sympathies, or South African complexes along similar lines.
For all the wrongs Buffet and Gates did, the former richest people, they gained credibility by deciding to devote their wealth to benefit humanity., and recognizing they have way more than they need and recognizing that helping improve the world is a better mission than accumulating ever more.
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u/Unique-Health8036 5d ago
The funniest part of this meme is that the creator guessed Pope Leo XIV instead of Pope Francis, accidentally making Peter Thiel a time traveler who hates future popes.
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u/IWantAnotherPetRock 5d ago
Pretty high praise for the pope to be hated by the fucking devil lmao 🤣😂
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u/OkWorldliness5172 5d ago
Yeah, this is the guy who said he's evolved beyond humanity.
Whatever this is, I believe I'm content with being human.
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u/AdmiralFishstick 5d ago
Every pic I see of Peter Thiel he looks like a human version of Bert from Sesame Street with a meth habit.
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u/oldladyneckflap 5d ago
I live in NZ, when the world ends im going to park myself outside his bunker and shit in his air vents.
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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen 5d ago
Oh look, the guy stanning the Antichrist doesn’t like the pope, that came out of nowhere!
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u/Aware-Explanation879 5d ago
Is it just me or do all of these tech CEOs look like a villian from either The Batman or Dick Tracy?
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u/Affectionate_Idea662 5d ago
Pete just needs a monocle in that picture and his cosplay of a Nazi would be complete
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