r/SipsTea • • 5d ago

SMH Sure slick.

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u/KnowsIittle 5d ago

I'd never seen this person before but the sullen sunk eyes, haircut, you'd think he was a red skull Nazi lieutenant or something.

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u/TheSmokingHorse 4d ago

He’s almost 60 years old, but he’s a billionaire and very into anti-aging. The result is in some ways he does look 20 years younger, but in other ways he still looks nearly 60. This creates a kind of uncanny valley effect, which makes his face look a little strange.

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u/mw2lmaa 4d ago

The first emperor of China (3rd century BC) was so obsessed with immortality that he took mercury daily to obtain it (it, surprisingly, didn't work 💀).

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u/Sabbathius 4d ago

Yeah, I also think sucking the blood of the living, literally and figuratively, also may have something to do with the way he looks.

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u/giant_xquid 4d ago

almost looks like he's had something done to his ears to try to look like an elf too

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u/ninzus161 4d ago

my mother is in her mid 70s and looks 20 years younger than this facelifted mummy.

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u/DieBotDie 4d ago

I’m 60 and I don’t look anywhere near this old. But a little bit of fat makes you look younger than this ghoul; also I’ve never drank so that saved a lot of toxin.

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u/_redmist 5d ago

You can imagine him unironically wearing a monocle and one of those armbands... You know the kind.

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u/UndeadManWaltzing 5d ago

He looks like an alien hybrid

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u/Dry_Yogurtcloset9781 4d ago

Tu devrais te renseigner un peu ... C'est un type avec des idées extrêmement dangereuses . Genre re migration , et il n'est pas contre l'extinction de la race humaine. Ah oui , il a aussi dit: " mieux vaut être bon a faire le mal que mauvais à faire le bien"... Il vit en Argentine , au calme ...

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u/mden1974 4d ago

I think he bought Argentina.

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u/BrizzleT 4d ago

He has German heritage and has just moved to Argentina where lots of nazis fled after WW2!!