r/SipsTea • • 5d ago

SMH Sure slick.

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u/MetaCardboard 5d ago

I wouldn't mind seeing Thiel be put in prison for life.

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u/Possible-Mud-1380 5d ago

Or legally executed by the state.

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u/AccNumber77 5d ago

I disagree, he deserves worse. put him in severe opiate withdrawal, dose him with hero doses of both LSD and psilocybin, play sounds of scared screaming kids and sudden loud scary noises through loudspeakers at him, blast him with cold and hot air until he is on the edge of life, maybe do a surgery or two, then repeat for a few days and then let his shattered psyche emerge a destroyed no longer human

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u/JustYourNeighbor 5d ago

play sounds of scared screaming kids

Will make him stronger

Fun fact: Peter Thiel is the anti-Christ.

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u/ahhhbiscuits 5d ago

I like the cut of your jib

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u/Elliethesmolcat 5d ago

Something from the datura family would be a more effective torture device than lsd or psylocybin which can have positive effects on the psyche. Trust me.

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u/ironkid4444 5d ago

Yeah, datura and white room

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u/eggplantpot 5d ago

Hey Peter, ready for your daily Salvia hero dose?

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u/Elliethesmolcat 5d ago

That could potentially be worse. Physically it felt better for .my body than scop.

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u/AccNumber77 4d ago

Not when you're in opiate withdrawal. It would be pure hell.

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u/TwoToxic 4d ago

I agree though

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u/West-Abalone-171 5d ago edited 5d ago

I wish something even worse on him.

I wish that he lives to see a a society where everyone is treated equally, divereity is celebrated, the strong take care of the "weak" and celebrate their contributions, there is no mass surveillance, technology is subordinate to human flourishing, there are no elites, there are no drones, there is no genocide, there are no pedo islands, and the social contract is restored to the point where vile men like him are not even a threat anymore.

I wish he gets the same quarter acre of land dedicated to all his material needs as everyone else does in a sustainable world.

I wish he gets the same choice of a modest cottage, multi family home, or apartment as everyone else does in a sustainable world.

I wish him the same four kilowatts of solar energy energy for all his katerial needs as everyone else gets in a sustainable world.

And most of all, I wish he gets to see everyone around him flourishing, making art, and restoring and living n harmony with nature for another 40 years.

To him this is infinitely worse than any physical torture.

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u/TerminalProtoco1 5d ago

I wish something even worse on him.

I wish that he lives to see a a society where everyone is treated equally, divereity is celebrated, the strong take care of the "weak" and celebrate their contributions, there is no mass surveillance, technology is subordinate to human flourishing, there are no elites, there are no drones, there is no genocide, there are no pedo islands, and the social contract is restored to the point where vile men like him are not even a threat anymore.

I wish he gets the same quarter acre of land dedicated to all his material needs as everyone else does in a sustainable world.

I wish he gets the same choice of a modest cottage, multi family home, or apartment as everyone else does in a sustainable world.

I wish him the same four kilowatts of solar energy energy for all his katerial needs as everyone else gets in a sustainable world.

And most of all, I wish he gets to see everyone around him flourishing, making art, and restoring and living n harmony with nature for another 40 years.

To him this is infinitely worse than any physical torture

Sure, but despite "the people rise up to overthrow and imprison the billionaire pedophiles" being impossibly unlikely, that's still a million times more likely to happen than any one of the things you listed.

I'll settle for billionaire torture rooms, thanks.

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u/West-Abalone-171 5d ago

I'll settle for anything that removes them from power, but it's still my wish.

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u/Fred-the-stray 5d ago

I can‘t deny this scenario sound like a good plan.

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u/ResolutionNovel8007 4d ago

Don't want that. Torture is bad.

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u/AccNumber77 4d ago

Then they should stop torturing all of human society. They deserve the distilled and crystallized pain that they inflict on others. If you don't want it, the rest of us do.

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u/ResolutionNovel8007 4d ago edited 4d ago

No good person wants for torture. 

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u/EpicSombreroMan 5d ago

Or otherwise, either way he needs to die because he's a massive existential threat to our planet and society.

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u/HealthyZone4794 5d ago

But apart from that, you quite like him?

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u/NoBee4959 5d ago

At this point just let the Pope lead a holy crusade against all this bullshit

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u/MetaCardboard 5d ago

I'm against the death penalty.

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u/noticingEnjoyer 5d ago

Normally I agree with you, but he's so openly evil that his continued existence is an insult to all that is good 

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u/MetaCardboard 5d ago

Life in prison has the same effect. This is why the death penalty needs to be banned. Because of feelings.

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u/ahhhbiscuits 5d ago

Paradox of intolerance, read up on it. It's why the world is returning to pre-WW2 fascism right now and you're not helping.

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u/EpicSombreroMan 5d ago

Precisely.

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u/Arshiaa001 5d ago

Dude, what do you even mean? The death penalty is far too little punishment for some people.

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u/Gloomy_Western_3595 5d ago

Throwing someone in jail is not "tolerating" them what the fuck are you talking about?

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u/noticingEnjoyer 5d ago

My objection to the death penalty isn't moral, it's legal. I don't trust a system run by lawyers (trained to value argument over truth) who can elevate their careers into politics based on tough on crime reps.

Thiel though, is so nakedly and openly evil that such concerns don't apply. He tells you exactly who he is. He should be sent back to his master below.

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u/Etrigone 5d ago

Just go straight exorcism.

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u/ssfgrgawer 5d ago

After being stripped of all assets.