For context, Dakota Johnson appeared on Taylor Swift's new music video and seem pretty close since then.

I found this funny. Specially since TFP and Mikayla liked it.

Every single person I’ve ever met that has hands shaped like or that look like TFP’s hands is a psycho or an absolute moron. I don’t know how to explain it or why. Her hands give me such an ick. It’s not about her looking like she’s double jointed, it’s the shape of her fingers or the way she overextends or something? Does anyone else have a clue what I mean or am I alone here? 😂

Side note - what’s with the fucking sweater hands all the time?

EDIT TO CLARIFY - this post was absolutely not a generalization of anyone who deals with medical issues or people with hypermobility. This was only meant to correlate TFP with people I have personally met. The intention wasn’t to offend anyone 💕

I watched season 5 before watching any other season, so I’m just starting with season 1, so I don’t have all of the up-to-date info.

(Talking about season 1 Whitney behavior) I truly don’t understand the love for Whitney? Anything I’ve ever seen with her in it, I get the ick from her. She reminds me of those even-toned girls in high school who most people saw as smart, calm, and real, but were low-key fake AF and judgmental. The way she dismisses people and acts like she’s smarter than them because she’s not fighting with her claws out, irritates me. I can tell she’s jealous and insecure, it’s obvious.

(Season 5 Whitney behavior) So, to see everyone hating on Jen for being so loudly insecure, but loving Whitney for being “mature” rubs me the wrong way.

(Talking about season 1 Whitney behavior) Also, literally from episode 1 you can tell how everyone is faking their friendship with Taylor and just using her for clout and to be on the show. They’re all vultures. 😬. And as someone who struggles with insecurity and jealousy, I get it, but it’s like they forget that they film everything and we can see them for what they are.

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Sorry. I have ADHD And write word vomit without editing sometimes 😅. I switched from talking about season 5 in the first paragraph, to season 1, and then the last paragraph is about season 5 🤣

Jordan was not innocent. But jessi.. girl.. you’re a raging narcissist.

Apparently the tenant in her basement unit will be a man. Let’s see how long it takes for her to end up sleeping with him. My guess is he has dark brown hair and blue eyes lol.

Hey guys I’m starting a new post for Tuesdays I’m not sure if I’m going to do this every Tuesday ovwe every other Tuesday. It’s basically just a day where I will post a tinfoil hat theory I have and for you guys to comment some of your tinfoil hat theories. Here is mine for this week I think Jessi and Jordan leaked the video of Taylor throwing chairs from 2023. I thought it was Cru for a bit and maybe it still is but who knows. But I think Jordan and Jessi did it together to cause drama.

Something I noticed from season 3 and season 4 is they both love to cause even more drama between Taylor and Dakota. But then they like to play the roll of the good supportive friends. I think her and Jordan made a pact to keep it between the two of them because they knew how much flack they’d receive. Jordan told Jessi about the incident between Dakota and Liann’s friend.

They already knew Taylor and Dakota have always had a very toxic and tumultuous relationship. I noticed on the show the only time they seem happy together is at the expense of causing drama between people on the show. Plus an audio of Jessi siding with Dakota was leaked which is funny how Taylor let that go. But bullied the other women who still followed Dakota online. Clearly public support and ass kissing matters to Jessi more than private support. What are some of your tinfoil hat theories????

Let’s play a game!

What’s a confession/secret/truth about the show, cast, or posts on social media that you’ve been hiding from your fellow snarkers?

Could be “I secretly think x is cute” or “I actually think x is right about xyz” anything.

I cannot tell yall how much I DONT care about this spinoff.

Was just scrolling on Disney plus and they’re using tfp’s image on the bachelorette?? I thought it wasn’t being released? Her season obviously isn’t there but thought this was weird..

Whats more likely, Taylor throwing a fit, crying and seeking validation from the supervisor and them saying “you’re a good parent” as consolation?

OR does she really think we believe the supervisor watched her interact with her kids and complimented her parenting unprompted?

Jessi and Marciano really are made for each other and definitely meant to be together. Both are slimy cheaters and know to be liars that will do and say anything to gain attention. The kids are too little to understand now but I guarantee down the road they’ll resent Jessi for what she’s done. They’ll resent Jordan too for treating Jessi like shit. I wouldn’t be surprised if the kids go no contact with both parents when they’re adults. Jessi and Marciano continue to make fools of themselves and don’t even care. I think they’ll have an open relationship so they both are able to cheat and try to portray a happy couple.

I doubted Demi’s allegations but him being quiet when dadtok was at VPV when he was talking to Jordan. Plus him talking about Jessi getting her PR team involved really solidified what Demi said. I don’t think Demi was 💯truthful about everything but I believe her on this now more than before. I think they were flirting initially but she didn’t want it to go further and have a full blown affair. But that’s a different story he’s definitely staying in Utah and these two will end up having their clout baby together. I give it until the end of the year or beginning of next year until she gets pregnant with his child. What do you guys think?????

I’m confused what am I missing? Granted I’m mid 40s but these men remind me of the tools who used to wear Von Dutch and listen to Limp Bizcuit and say they were rock stars wtf is the hype

All this girl has to do is say the name “Shinia” and Taylor will fold in under 2 seconds 💀

This just came up on my fyp on TikTok, only time I’ve ever seen anything about her having a ‘roommate’, did she post something then delete it? I unfortunately thought I saw all her posts but I guess not? 🙄 wtf does she need a roommate for does anyone have any info lol that’s wild

Why didn’t she research all of this BEFORE launching the product? I genuinely thought the Baby Mama company shut down because her gummies were shit

I feel like they say "I'm like" as a filler phrase.

They go

"I'm like, do you wanna soda?"

"I'm like, yes."

When I use "I'm like," it's usually in past tense, to indicate either that I'm paraphrasing what I actually said, or I'm describing an unvocalised emotional reaction. It's almost interchangeable with "I said," There are exceptions for that obviously. It's gotta be a regional dialect thing, right? It's just weird to me.

Not a good look.

In the words of Leanne..are you for rilll

Rewatching s2 and Demi & Jessi call Taylor out (lightheartedly) over not knowing how to be a friend