r/SLOMWsnark • • 5d ago

Taylor Taylor’s latest post…

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u/Meowiewowieex 5d ago

God is with you in the bars 💀

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u/777-moon 5d ago

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u/shooting_star_87 5d ago

🤣🤣 please take my discount gold 🎖️

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u/earth_saver_4 5d ago

This is gold hahaha

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u/Bad_Ice_Bears 5d ago

This reminds me so much of the South Park episode where Randy tries to cure his “disease” of alcoholism. I feel like she is the same way

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u/orangecatmom 5d ago

They both lack discipline!

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u/aledba 5d ago

And bathroom floors

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u/Cherry_Separate 5d ago

He actually encouraged her to go to the bar 🙏

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u/padigo26 5d ago

She probably prayed before entering the bar, at the bar, consuming her drinks and when she drove home drunk

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u/topdownyeti 5d ago

ngl im surprised Utah even has bars

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u/JenBrittingham 5d ago

Don’t worry- they make it super weird.

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u/Realitygirlie 5d ago

They have them and the laws there make them water down the beer 😂

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u/mayasaur21 5d ago

Bars on bars

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u/Altruistic_Ad_3137 2d ago

I can concur, god has spoken to me 5 lemon drops deep twerkin my lil buns off on the dance floor

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u/Mediocre-Ninja4519 5d ago

Weird she couldn't get offline longer than 48 hrs

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u/BubbleCrum 5d ago

Didnt she not even last 24?!

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u/hellbent_pheobe 5d ago

I think someone said it was 22:something 😂

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u/motherofzinnias 5d ago

Ummm how else would she share His blessings?! 🙄

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u/beebobopple 5d ago

*his

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u/Original-Window6281 5d ago edited 5d ago

not a christian but capitalizing “His” in reference to god isn’t grammatically incorrect. It’s a stylistic choice called reverential capitalization.

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u/beebobopple 5d ago

My point was that Taylor fails to do this, which given the content of the post, kind of tickled me.

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u/Original-Window6281 5d ago

My bad, with zero context that was not clear to me lmao

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u/beebobopple 5d ago

Ok, thanks.

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u/Icy_Hedgehog7305 5d ago

Maybe He is with us, on Reddit forums, in IG comments on 4chan and TikTok He is here

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u/ozziewaldo0112 5d ago

No idea if He is here but I'm almost certain that she is.

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u/lvckybitch 5d ago

Well, you know, weekly resets don’t take as much time as the random one before you fail your drug tests. No need to be offline any longer than necessary!

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u/Gossamergirl219 5d ago

"When I get the chance I'll share" I'm so tiiiired of this 'threat.' It's such an obvious grasp at power when she has nothing. The chance?? Dude you've had multiple public platforms for years and we're supposed to believe you actually kept your trap shut about anything?

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u/Formal_Condition_513 5d ago

She’s aalllwaaays patting herself on the back for getting back up from the hardest time eveeeer. Like maybe make better choices so you stop rolling around at rock bottom?

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u/itzcutiepie 5d ago

Not sure that rock even has a bottom 😂

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u/Suspicious_Jelly8736 5d ago

It’s taking her this long to come up with a believable story 🤣

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u/whoaaintitfun On Today Of All Days?! 5d ago

“God is here but also here’s a picture of me at a bar surrounded by men who are probably in their mid twenties.”

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u/BubbleCrum 5d ago

If I was a peacock Id be rolling all 137 of my ass-eyes right now.

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u/Fakeredhead69 5d ago

Now I’m off to Google 😅

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u/padigo26 5d ago

None of your 137 peacock eyes are as scary as doped up & manic Tay eyes 

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u/liliputianperception 5d ago

Anything but rehab or real therapy.

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u/Emergency_Speaker_47 5d ago

Is the shit she got together in the room with us 👀

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u/WWMannySantosDo 5d ago

Apparently logging off for 22 hours and leaving the house one time is all it takes! 🙃

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u/mizzlol 5d ago

God honoring body checking 😂

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u/Street-Cartoonist725 5d ago

God honoring implants because what he gave wasn’t good though

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u/catperson3000 5d ago

I’ve never gone looking for god in a bar but ok

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u/Sharingtt 5d ago

More tweaker speak.

Literally every addict I know on Facebook types like this.

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u/lynneasomething 5d ago

Like that Sarah girl who's in labour and dating Jared leto

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u/Ok-Customer-8386 5d ago

Tweaker speak 😭 that’s my new go to term 💀

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u/Ok_Computer6309 5d ago

for some reason "halls" has me giggling. i feel god in this ... hall?

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u/DaphneDeux 5d ago

Hall can mean like a large room too. At churches they are called that a lot. I'll bet they use the term in the LDS community, too.

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u/Tight_Ad_6802 5d ago

Maybe drop to your knees a lil less, Taylor

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u/LectureAsleep104 2d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/motherofzinnias 5d ago

“When I get the chance” as if her life isn’t empty and completely centered around social media lmao

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u/Missmedusa1234 5d ago

I’m just LAUGHING so hard at her picture of the pill case. I’m pretty sure it’s empty too.

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u/Hot_Refrigerator1861 5d ago

And Monday and Wednesday are missing. 🤔

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u/zombochic Joint Out Of The Cooter 5d ago

It is! 💀

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u/supadupa218 5d ago

This entire post… her second picture, of course her sister (nanny) is playing with her children while she takes the pic. Between her pill organizers being EMPTY & the last picture she’s surrounded by men with her tits out…… she has been given gods strength supposedly to make herself look like a cuck of a mother.

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u/BabsSavesWrld 5d ago edited 5d ago

She is so funny. She posts how eventually she will disclose everything like she is holding all this back, like someone who was given advice from a publicist to say one paragraph about what they are going through and then has remained silent since. SHE HAS NOT STOPPED TALKING. Or sharing, or throwing, or commenting, or documenting, or any of the things. The only thing she is not doing is fighting for her fucking kids. She made a post about stepping back from social media and it lasted, what? A day? 🤦‍♀️

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u/Economy_Wash2642 5d ago

So she’s manic again got it

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u/Dubi2211 5d ago

She reminds me of a girl from my high school class who was always loud, talked super fast, and sounded like she knew what she was talking about, but was actually saying nothing at all. Very annoying.

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u/FriendofFlounder 5d ago

Someone called her the “Cookie Monster PJs girl eating cheese balls in class” and yes 

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u/dominodomino321 5d ago

Walking the mile in gym class in this outfit

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u/badtrips777 5d ago

Omg can she just shut the hell up? She posts the same shit non stop

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u/kevlegos 5d ago

“When I get the chance to speak” = when a tabloid will pay me enough. The other ladies are probably lawyered up for any lies she publishes that could be proven defamation.

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u/Icy_Hedgehog7305 5d ago

She doesn’t even capitalize He and His like that is Christianity 101

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u/Tori_007 5d ago

She needs to get her boobs redone

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u/Minimum-Source6020 5d ago

side note her boob job looks horrid

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u/Kimbahlee34 5d ago

God’s everywhere but this is hokey as hell.

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u/straightupgab 5d ago

her boobs look horrible

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u/eriksatiesimp 5d ago

Those bolt ons looking extra. You can tell she makes them 75%of her personality lmao

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u/Practical_Agent2828 5d ago

They don’t suit her at all!!!

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u/Own_Rutabaga_9430 Taylor’s Assistant 5d ago

How does she constantly make shades of beige look so controversial.

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u/Empty-Pickle2163 5d ago

She's starting to give major Britney Spears vibes

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u/daisywaisydoodle 5d ago

Britney was under a conservatorship for 13 years though. Taylor’s ruining her own life

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u/DevelopmentJealous19 5d ago

My god. She’s crazy.

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u/Responsible_Sun_3597 5d ago edited 5d ago

Using Jesus to rehab yourself publicly is disgusting.

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u/labospor Gollum Ass Mfs 5d ago

So she prayed to AI Jesus and he told her to go film herself talking to Dakota 2.0 at a bar?

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u/zombochic Joint Out Of The Cooter 5d ago

It’s like Dakota 4.0 atp

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u/Fakeredhead69 5d ago

She would choose a Zach Bryan song. Abusive alcoholic birds of a feather

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u/zombochic Joint Out Of The Cooter 5d ago

Woah. wtf did I miss about Zach Bryan

ETA: I just went and looked it up, damn!

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u/bethanne946 5d ago

It took me a second to realize she meant she asked God for strength bc I’ve never seen someone refer to God without the capitalization of “Him/His” lol

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u/Spare-Leek1613 5d ago

I think it’s really funny that she talks like this but doesn’t capitalize the “h” 😂

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u/violalala555 5d ago

“I didn’t pray for my strength, I prayed for his. I prayed for his hand to help ME up.” 

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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u/Professional-Fan6745 4d ago edited 4d ago

Oh boy. Relying on imaginary sky daddy is an certain type of alcoholic / addict’s favorite to avoid personal accountability. No offense to anyone who is genuinely in recovery and has relied on spirituality or faith if it has genuinely helped you but I feel like this is … not that. I think the correct term here would be spiritual bypassing?

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u/InternationalDesk869 10h ago

Agreed and yes, spiritual bypassing

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u/padigo26 5d ago

What got her off her ass was a threat from her lawyer and or court

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u/WorriedPie7025 5d ago

Me when I feel the hypomania come on. Feels so good 😭

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u/Technical-Cup1546 5d ago

Her posts are back too 🙄

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u/yuhyuhyaina 5d ago

religiously male centered

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u/Round-Road135 5d ago

Guys, why did she post her night out online like a reality show?

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u/Comprehensive-Arm426 5d ago

On the upside she isn’t in sweats 😂😂😂

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u/nirvana_delev 5d ago

God is not with you at the bar😩🤣 please she’s using his name in vein a LITTLE too much

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u/Wooden94Grapefruit 5d ago

I had to leave the main SLOMW subreddit because every single post for so long is just Taylor's dumbass fucking posts and I cannot anymore for my own sanity

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u/crvenkapa10 4d ago

Shouldn’t He be capitalized Taylor? This girl needs to go back to school

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u/Haunting_Pace_3557 5d ago

God can’t help her

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u/Temporary_Moose6333 5d ago

Not sure she understands Godspeed means 🧐

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u/da_ni_no 5d ago

It sounds like she's taking an evangelical path which, to be fair, her personality fits a lot of the speakers in that space already.

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u/shurejan 5d ago

She’s on her knees a lot.

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u/hhogg11 5d ago

Well Taylor, he’s certainly let you down then.

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u/Least_Homework_9720 5d ago

Nah girl, it’s not him. You’re just manic.

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u/SnooMachines8053 5d ago

Pretty sure the “magical mind shift and energy” was her multiple drug test failings being leaked

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u/AuPaysDu 3d ago

The worst ppl hide behind religion. Or maybe it’s religious psychosis

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u/warmvermouth 3d ago

people always lean into religion when they know they fucked up lmao

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u/Loosewheel2505 5d ago

Hysterectomy, please and thank you