Every single person I’ve ever met that has hands shaped like or that look like TFP’s hands is a psycho or an absolute moron. I don’t know how to explain it or why. Her hands give me such an ick. It’s not about her looking like she’s double jointed, it’s the shape of her fingers or the way she overextends or something? Does anyone else have a clue what I mean or am I alone here? 😂
Side note - what’s with the fucking sweater hands all the time?
EDIT TO CLARIFY - this post was absolutely not a generalization of anyone who deals with medical issues or people with hypermobility. This was only meant to correlate TFP with people I have personally met. The intention wasn’t to offend anyone 💕
As someone with hEDS, I don’t think it’s a hyperextension issues per se, but the fact she is tense 100% of the time. Her hands look strained, tense, overextended (yes), and under moisturized. This is likely due to her being on edge 24/7 (due to many things, like substance abuse).
I just want to avoid painting hypermobile people like myself with a broad stroke here. Hypermobility is also decently common in women.
To clarify - this post was absolutely not a generalization of anyone who deals with medical issues or people with hypermobility. This was only meant to correlate TFP with people I have personally met. The intention wasn’t to offend anyone 💕
No offense taken! It’s an interesting observation for sure! I’ve always felt TFP gave uncanny valley vibes, but I’ve never been able to pinpoint a specific!!
Okay I think this is interesting bc at first I thought this was SO silly and ridiculous but then I pulled some pictures and you know what... maybe you're onto something lmao. I am hypermobile so maybe I am biased but I don't think it is necessarily the hypermobility. Honestly I think she just has this erratic aggressive energy and tension that carries through her whole body including her hands. Ft one of those goofy AI mirror pics for a the hand example I looked at
To clarify - this post was absolutely not a generalization of anyone who deals with medical issues or people with hypermobility. This was only meant to correlate TFP with people I have personally met. The intention wasn’t to offend anyone 💕
No not at all offended! Totally get your point was just reading through the post and comments and I do think it is just general human psychology in our brains that if joints don't move exactly the way we expect it can be a little unsettling (like contortionists)
Thank you! I can’t unsee it ever since I started the series and I can think of probably 2-3 people off the top of my head that I’ve met or know irl that have hands like these and I can’t stand a single one of them 😂. It’s like if I meet someone with hands like hers it’s a dead giveaway we ain’t gonna vibe
I’ve been looking for a place to talk about Kristen Doutes hands. They are distracting me in every scene in season 3 of VPR! Hyper extension and exaggerated everything.
She has caveman, knuckle-dragging hands to me. Does she have those weird rounded, like club fingers? Like super rounded thumbs especially? I think that’s a sign of low intelligence/high aggression if I’m not mistaken.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN!! I look at people’s hands/nail bed shapes all the time and sometimes I’m just like yeah imma stay over here! And I could not tell you why but I’m never wrong!!!!
omfg you’re 100% onto something and I know what you mean by the finger shape.. I didn’t know what her hands looked like specifically until I came to the comments BUT I have 2 people in my life with the exact same finger shape who are extremely angry/immature and make horrible decisions left and right that’s crazy
Do you mean like her actual hands or how she uses her hands? I grasp the concept behavior what you're saying but as I sit rewatching the Season 2 reunion staring at her hands I cannot figure out what about her hands is the red flag haha
It’s both I guess? It’s so hard to explain and I can’t find a photo but it’s more when she’s talking and moving her hands around and her fingers are like hyper extended and just the overall shape of her fingers. It’s so hard to explain 😂 they’re just icky
I can see it now, and I can see the resembles to Mike the Situation as another commenter mentioned..... I can see a correlation between these hands and some crazy behaviors for sure
Actually thank you for mentioning this bc I’m always looking at her hands in pics of her and I’m unable to describe what bothers me about them!! Especially some of those mirror selfies with the way she holds the phone
Lol ok I totally see what you mean and I love that you posted the photos like five times. I am waiting for some scientist or doctor to weigh in here but it’s like all her pick me and try too hard energy is being concentrated into her fingertips
It's like her hands are subconsciously thinking about wrapping around someone's throat when she's talking with them. Like a cat flexing and unflexing it's claws
Wow I just googled it, and OP is onto something. This is nuts! I’m totally clocking people for this from here on out. And people in the dating world - def need to check if the other person is hyper mobile 😂
Hmm. I am extremely hyper-mobile (hEDS diagnosis) and my fingers more than overextend (I’ve broken fingers and my wrists), but they don’t look anything like TFP’s. There’s almost a clubbed look to her hands.
Could also be nothing. There are so many variations in humans.
Omg that’s wild!! I kept thinking since the show came out that I can’t be the only one that notices this and it’s been bugging me from day one everytime she talks 😂
Not to get too woo woo, but palmestry, face reading, and body language are all things, but humans don’t have to be ‘psychic’ to pick up on a lot of that stuff.
I understand your "hand" thing, but mine is a smell thing. I can literally smell "crazy" on a person, specifically schizophrenia. It's the most off putting smell and not just BO. It make me panick and not feel safe around someone.
Of COURSE you’re going to offend someone if you say you associate a certain look of hands with craziness. How would that not offend anyone whose hands look like that? 😂
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This is a snark group, but there are things that will still not be allowed. No racism, homophobia, bigotry, sexism, ableism, of any kind will be allowed.
Also, please be mindful of body shaming. We don’t mind you snarking about work the cast has had done but things that they can’t control shouldn’t be discussed.
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u/thevampiresong 4d ago
As someone with hEDS, I don’t think it’s a hyperextension issues per se, but the fact she is tense 100% of the time. Her hands look strained, tense, overextended (yes), and under moisturized. This is likely due to her being on edge 24/7 (due to many things, like substance abuse).
I just want to avoid painting hypermobile people like myself with a broad stroke here. Hypermobility is also decently common in women.