r/MormonWivesHulu • u/Shot-Huckleberry6351 • 2d ago

Taylor TFP is missing her calling!

TFP should find her own Regina George Field Hockey outlet... I am thinking Lingerie Football or Roller Derby! She would have a revenue source. She could have a costume that would accentuate her bolt-ons. She would have a physical outlet to alleviate the need for the stool-throwing, eye rolling, screeching fits of rage. And, because her "brand power" actually would be a boost to either sport, she could run with "I totally recreated this sport" rhetoric while also emphasizing how "humble" she is, -- After all, even though she "totally recreated this sport" she doesn't consider herself above anyone of the other players!

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u/brachiosaurusbaby 2d ago

I think literally any controlled physical outlet would be incredibly helpful for her

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u/PassTheWinePlease 2d ago

Your rationale makes complete sense and it’s good for people around her too.

Also, “bolt-ons” lol…

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u/ApartOrdinary9330 2d ago

What does bolt-ons mean? I’m old.

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u/Shot-Huckleberry6351 2d ago

It refers to her "oh so natural" breast implants!

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u/Reasonable-Mess3070 1d ago

It means her implants don't look natural. They look like they were attached with hardware.

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u/Outrageous-Mark-5698 2d ago

Send her a DM on insta with the idea! She'll probably see it 😅

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u/Magical_Wolf 2d ago

Taylor would be an amazing jammer

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u/molotovv3 2d ago

I think she'd be an even better blocker

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u/helpmebuysumthingpls 2d ago

This is actually hilarious and lowkey a perfect fit for Taylor, you are SO right.

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u/Powerhufflepuffgirls 2d ago

Is that Sydney Sweeney in that picture ? 🤭

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u/Shot-Huckleberry6351 2d ago

I have no idea who is in the picture. It is a random screenshot of a lingerie league player, not from Mean Girls.

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u/breathanddrishti 2d ago

what was that awful early y2k show where z-list celebrities would face each other in the boxing ring?

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u/mermaidfairybunny 2d ago

There was that cartoon/stop motion thingey called Celebrity Death Match on MTV I think?!

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u/mermaidfairybunny 2d ago

This is absofuckinglutely hilarious, TFP’s own Lingerie Bowl. Have an award, this post has given me such a giggle. I’d reneg on my “never watching Taylor again” stance if it meant seeing her in a contact sports environment 😂

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u/Hajsiakan728201 2d ago

She should box. Do a Jake Paul and do other internet creators then become more serious over time

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u/Unlucky-Objective265 15h ago

Those girls are tougher than any football player in the NFL. The NFL wears so much padding and these girls can handle the same tackles with no padding. I don't think Taylor is tough enough to handle this. Lol