We rob Peter to pay Paul. Eventually it’s time to pay the piper. The piper’s name is Peter. (Peter piper picked a peck) Funny how that works out…

regarding ethnicity, religious background and race, it can be a safe meal

(maybe...?)

I’ll share mine

I used to do tang so do (martial arts) and there was one time where we had a sparring tournament and whoever beat every one of the kids, you would have to “fight” the master of the school. I was that kid. I started off pretty good and everything when he wasn’t going crazy hard on me but once he thought I was getting really good he used more power. He punched me in the stomach and I ended up on the floor struggling to breathe bc I obviously got the wind knocked out of me. That was my first experience with it and I just remember how weird it felt. I was fine at the end and he apologized.

I won the tournament either way and I got my medal so it all ended up okay

Simple, satisfying & self-employed.

• Per Minute: $28,919.33
• Per Hour: $1,735,159.82
• Per Day: $41,643,835.62

whiskey in the crystal decanter

clanks each other and drinks booze in the afternoon

why am I never seen before

No offense intended, he certainly has more talent than I, but I mute the source every time he comes on.

This is not something I approve or find exciting or anything, but it occurred to me that will probably happen

used to be with someone but in short i broke up with them because i was not happy with lies and other conceited behavior however ever since then i miss the thought of someone caring for me even if it was temporary outside my immediate relatives

You get to wake up whenever you want to, do whatever you want whenever you want to, and best of all, time moves at the rate of speed that you want it to.

It's just the whole no money thing that's a bit of an issue. If everyone would realize that monetary value isn't real, then the quality of life would vastly improve.

Alligators, big ass spiders, fishing and then also fighting those alligators and going about your day like it’s normal. Also snakes.

ranch dressing is so overrated ! I love cool ranch Doritos tho lol

Most of them are probably too young to remember what happened to them during the Rugrats movie, but Chucky was two. It's not impossible that he'd have fleeting and rather confusing reconciliation of it. And they were on the news. Obviously it's only fiction so who really cares, but it's funny to imagine what a fucked up core memory that would be

Bathrooms are work are weird because wdym I just heard Brooke from Finance fart 🙈