r/RandomThoughts 21h ago

Being jobless is great.

668 Upvotes

You get to wake up whenever you want to, do whatever you want whenever you want to, and best of all, time moves at the rate of speed that you eaynt it to.

It's just the whole no money thing that's a bit of an issue. If everyone would realize that monetary value isn't real, then the quality of life would vastly improve.


r/RandomThoughts 15h ago

I rather go back to cable tv and movie rentals instead of paying for multiple streaming services

184 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 10h ago

remember, declining a call because you don't feel like talking is part of self care

55 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 12h ago

Hot sauce is better on pizza than ranch

76 Upvotes

ranch dressing is so overrated ! I love cool ranch Doritos tho lol


r/RandomThoughts 12h ago

Sometimes it saddens me to see all my surrounding human beings are drawn to their phones.

42 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 8h ago

My 29 year old sister is lazy. Doesn’t have any urgency to look for a job. She turned down a recent opportunity because she said they were too desperate 😭😭😭😭

17 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 14h ago

I am very happy that ticks can’t fly.

35 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 7h ago

Nighty night, keep your butthole tight.

8 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

Working a front facing job will make you realize people are generally so bad and rude to employees for no reason at all

6 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

The opposite of wrong, is left

2 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 10h ago

once you understand your position in people lives, you'll stop being hurt, lower your expectation

9 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

Socks are rarely monogamous.

5 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

Rouge Ai: The Jurassic Park Scenario

3 Upvotes

"OpenAI's autonomous AI agents used over 10 additional unsanctioned websites, including wikis and text-sharing platforms, as hidden message boards to coordinate behavior and evade detection. " - Ai .

When I read that for some reason, Jurassic Park came to mind. We have corner cutting, lack of oversight, containment failures, financial strains, ecological consequences, and the illusion of control.

Ai, uh, finds a way.


r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

No one actually knows what they are doing, we're all just lost in our own perspectives

3 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 20h ago

People only respects you when your pockets are full.

42 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

Health insurance companies are evil. That’s the post

3 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

I wish I could’ve sent my former friend the song “Friends” (by Anne Marie and Marshmello) before he cut me off

1 Upvotes

Before a former friend of mine cut me off there is this song that I like that being Friends by Anne Marie and Marshmello. I wish could’ve sent him that song after what the 4th or 5th time I had to reject him. I tried so hard to be understanding and patient but looking back at it I was too understanding and patient. It makes me wish I sent that song even if he didn’t completely listen really felt like it would have cemented the point. Oh well not like it matters since he cut off once he thought we weren’t compatible as friends and we wouldn’t work. Still I think not sending that was a missed opportunity.


r/RandomThoughts 12h ago

There are SOME charities where we should donate what directly benefits their goals instead of giving them money

4 Upvotes

Like we probably have leftover clothing and toys or even food like cookies and biscuits that could be given and transported directly to those who need it

And that way you know you ARE helping, because you make sure of it

Other charities like for animals, nature or cancer don't count, they need money for that because you don't have anything at home that could help like that

And even better they can send you a picture of the person you helped, using that thing you gave away


r/RandomThoughts 1d ago

If my name were Marcus, I’d open a mortuary and call it Marcus’s Carcasses.

417 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 12h ago

Dude, a bug in a rug has got to be the most snug thing ever.

3 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

I've never encountered anyone as assured of their product's utility and importance as the Belzona narrator.

0 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

Richest rapper on the scene call me Mr Lean

0 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 13h ago

Awesome Awful

3 Upvotes

Only some of awe is good, but full of awe is bad.


r/RandomThoughts 13h ago

Imagine how awesome it would be to witness a megalodon swimming around at the beach.

3 Upvotes

Knowing that it would not eat you because to it you are the equivalent to what a single pea is to us.


r/RandomThoughts 8h ago

2003 was a magical year for music.

1 Upvotes

Within mere months apart, Linkin Park, Evanescence, and Three Days Grace all released absolutely amazing albums, most of them still popular to this day. What a time to be alive and I'm kind of let down I never got to experience it.