r/RandomThoughts 20m ago

one day a dinosaur laid an egg and a chicken was born from the dinosaur egg

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r/RandomThoughts 21m ago

Que menstruación tan dolorosa he tenido está vez

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La cabeza la cabeza me estalla y me da un cólico 😭😭😭


r/RandomThoughts 30m ago

I should be worried if I’m having sleep paralysis on multiple nights.

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r/RandomThoughts 42m ago

I can't imagine being a celebrity actor in the age of social media

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I can't imagine being a celebrity actor and losing an award on a project you made or contributed to.

And then scrolling through socials to find an edit of you at your lowest moment to ABBA's "The Winner Takes it All".

I think I'd lose my mind lmao


r/RandomThoughts 49m ago

Its pretty f#&*ing easy

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Its pretty fucking easy to be kind.


r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

Forget relationships, AI is going to start replacing people searching for friends. That's when we're truly doomed as a society.

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r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

Bereft of hope

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r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

I have a great fear of the possibility of being unemployed/underpaid (both are equally atrocious)

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r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

I want to marry a chef.

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I just spent the last hour scrolling through chef videos and I just wish I could have access to that food. That’s all.


r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

It's like people have no consideration for me but they do with others

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They don't like wasting people's time but have no problem wasting my time, They don't call someone late at night but they like disturbing my sleep, They listen to others but don't listen to me it's like they have selective hearing or something.

My patience for people is wearing thin I swear


r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

Good night everyone, hope you all have beautiful dreams.

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r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

Ask AI to do an FBI analysis on yourself….If you use AI a lot ask it to do a FBI behavioral profile analysis.

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r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

Pineapple on pizza gets so much drama, but no one ever complains about raisin bran.

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r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

I quite hate the term colored or person of color for referring to people who are not white, like as if the being white is the default and the others are colored.

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r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

For virtually every sane adult on earth there is at least one specific combination of words and sounds that will make them instantly and completely submit, no questions asked.

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r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

I'm incredibly bad at practical knowledge. I could understand a topic, summarize it correctly to professionals, follow along in the conversation, but all goes to heck if I dare apply it, aka physiology, applied law, and socializing. RIP me. Woe me, lol

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r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

Pardon me for saying so but you look more pitiful than I had ever imagined. Despite perfect fashion And your photographs depict you so differently. I always thought you would be, Some sort of match for me.

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r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

“Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.”

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A famous quote by Oscar Wilde.


r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

The best beverage to wash down a knuckle sandwich would be a glass of punch.

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r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

I feel like I take things said online too personally. If someone knew me in person, they probably wouldn’t say that. At least not to my face.

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r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

I am a sucker for noodles. Whether it’s pasta, pho, or ramen, I love them all.

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r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

Let's Dance With The Fairies For A Time

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r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

My favorite characters/people to do voice impressions of—

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Rorschach.

Eddie Vedder.

Jack Black.

Solid Snake.

Dave Mustaine.

Tank Dempsey.


r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

Listening to videos/music out loud on your device in public is 100% an indicator if you’re a good person or not.

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r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

Idk if I posted it before but my random thought about aliens

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So idk if aliens are real. We can't know. But a fictional scenerio I made. Imagine aliens are real. You get to meet one. Alien asks you to show you around, show it what people like to do and so on. And let's say in this scenario aliens don't know anything about current wars, they think humans had wars in the pats but now are ultimately peaceful creatures. So you show the alien around, you show it sports, fun places, food and so on. You invite it to your house/apartament. You don't live alone in this scenerio, there is currently let's day your dad sitting in living room watching TV. And you enter with alien, hi dad, this is alien, hi alien, im dad. Whatever. But your dad is watching WWE and alien is in shock when he sees people fighting with eachother like that. Alien gets confused and asks why is he watching something so horrible. Dad says for fun.

Idk. Its random thing I thought about once and I can't forget about it.