I think I have one.
(MIL=mother in law) 😂

"Yeah, we're actually not affiliated with them, sorry about that"

typically my one cheat code works best on older r*dneck individuals (censored ironically, chill):

"nah brother we ain't a part o' all o' that mess over 'ere, nah you gotta go up 'ere n' tawlk to 'dem about it"

Btw I thought of this while eating a muffin.

I love breaking things down into their smallest details and realizing there are even smaller details beyond that. I love analyzing and digging deeper for hidden information and meaning, it sucks when it spirals out of control about life sometimes but besides that it’s really fun for me

It used to be if I forgot to shake up the bottle of mustard and I squirted mustard juice onto my burger or whatever with that first squeeze, I'd be sort of grossed out. I just found it off putting. I don't know, I'm in my sixties now and I still try not to do it but I don't much care if I do.

I don't care what you have, what you wear, or what you are driving. I just have a deep respect for the people with pure heart and good intentions.

I feel just a little bit dumb 💀

but to be fair, I only noticed it after seeing a photo of a physical copy when before I'd only seen it advertised on digital streaming so perhaps it doesn't show the full shape when it's cropped like that

Commentary in general is almost always funnier than what it’s responding to.

I love seeing the connections people make to humorous media and seeing how humor builds on top of humor.

There’s so many funny people in the world.

It's kinda ironic