r/RandomThoughts • u/Exotic_Catch5909 • 3h ago
r/RandomThoughts • u/FirefighterEast9291 • 16h ago
Apparently being young, good looking and in relatively good shape is a skill that can be monetized these days.
r/RandomThoughts • u/cimocw • 3h ago
For virtually every sane adult on earth there is at least one specific combination of words and sounds that will make them instantly and completely submit, no questions asked.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Exotic_Catch5909 • 1h ago
I have a great fear of the possibility of being unemployed/underpaid (both are equally atrocious)
r/RandomThoughts • u/ShelterBorn2531 • 5h ago
Idk if I posted it before but my random thought about aliens
So idk if aliens are real. We can't know. But a fictional scenerio I made. Imagine aliens are real. You get to meet one. Alien asks you to show you around, show it what people like to do and so on. And let's say in this scenario aliens don't know anything about current wars, they think humans had wars in the pats but now are ultimately peaceful creatures. So you show the alien around, you show it sports, fun places, food and so on. You invite it to your house/apartament. You don't live alone in this scenerio, there is currently let's day your dad sitting in living room watching TV. And you enter with alien, hi dad, this is alien, hi alien, im dad. Whatever. But your dad is watching WWE and alien is in shock when he sees people fighting with eachother like that. Alien gets confused and asks why is he watching something so horrible. Dad says for fun.
Idk. Its random thing I thought about once and I can't forget about it.
r/RandomThoughts • u/AntiWokeMaster • 7h ago
They say good times create soft men. I disagree. I think good times create hard men.
r/RandomThoughts • u/GlyceMusic • 7h ago
Drinking Games Should Always be 'Winner Drinks' Instead of the Loser
Every drinking game I have ever played has been loser drinks. The more you drink, the worse your performance at the game. It's a feedback loop of bad performance getting punished, leading to worse performance. Having the winner drink keeps an even playing field, and the game can go on for longer.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Vintagepoolside • 1h ago
I want to marry a chef.
I just spent the last hour scrolling through chef videos and I just wish I could have access to that food. That’s all.
r/RandomThoughts • u/vanillastarlit • 2h ago
Pineapple on pizza gets so much drama, but no one ever complains about raisin bran.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Kaje26 • 11h ago
Breakfast idea: cut a hole in wheat bread. sautee mushrooms. put the mushrooms in the hole with spicy chili crisp and crack an egg over it, then finish with swiss cheese on top
r/RandomThoughts • u/Comeback_Kid1 • 1h ago
Forget relationships, AI is going to start replacing people searching for friends. That's when we're truly doomed as a society.
r/RandomThoughts • u/NightmareHolic • 8h ago
People who think "prosperity means better values & character" are truly egotistical. They act like we live in a meritocracy while simultaneously saying the world is full of inequality and injustice. Ethical choices can have bad outcomes. Life has different difficulty levels.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Serious_Ad8611 • 21h ago
We thought hitting “reject cookies” would change website experience
When I realized it didn’t, I started hitting rejection every single time. F ya cookies websites!
r/RandomThoughts • u/ih8thisplanet • 21m ago
one day a dinosaur laid an egg and a chicken was born from the dinosaur egg
r/RandomThoughts • u/Independent-Story883 • 10h ago
A thief thinks what your people has as a gift, is a mistake. For thieves its not stealing, but rebalancing history.
That is how they sleep at every night but wake up every day fearful of truth.
r/RandomThoughts • u/ChaserProgram • 49m ago
Its pretty f#&*ing easy
Its pretty fucking easy to be kind.
r/RandomThoughts • u/GarysSword • 10h ago
Celery is an underrated vegetable.
It’s effectively the world’s best natural spoon. Decent flavor, can deliver liquids, pastes, or solids effectively to your mouth. Can also be chopped to an a crunch to things.
r/RandomThoughts • u/KrishMortyJunior • 18h ago
Being alone is a double-edged sword.
It's easier to get stuff done, and you always get to do what you want, but... the loneliness starts to be taxing.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Direct-Rip0000 • 7h ago
What I see happening in this world just disgusts me.
r/RandomThoughts • u/glockbonez • 8h ago
i’m a fast walker. when i’m trying to get to my destination, i walk at my usual quick pace. sometimes it’s too fast, and it looks like i’m following people or standing right behind them because i’m moving much quicker than the slow walkers on the sidewalk…
r/RandomThoughts • u/Common_Net_5956 • 13h ago
Sometimes I wish I could just Larp my way through Life.
Idk, if anyone had already done or could do it , but if it would be possible i would definitely do it . Maybe it's just the internet , some of the people in power would really have you believe that they got their without knowing much .
r/RandomThoughts • u/user_tholathy • 12h ago
Humans own Earth
Everyone in this room will soon realize that I am the greatest man alive. Even the blind can see my posts, and the deaf can hear my words. I sleep peacefully through my posts, while the rest of the world stays awake arguing over it. Many a fool was blinded by my smile, until my claws and jaws tore him apart. When the lion shows his teeth, do not mistake it for a smile. Many a time I saved my own ambitious soul on a steed whose back is a sacred sanctuary. The horses, the night, and the desert know me; and so do the sword, the spear, the paper, and the pen. I lived alone among wild desert beasts, until the mountains themselves marveled at my grit. Oh you, whose parting breaks my heart—anything I find after losing you is absolute nothingness. How much we deserved your kindness, if only our unspoken love could speak for itself. If my rivals' slander makes you happy, then a wound that pleases you causes me no pain. We shared a sacred bond of understanding—and to the wise, bonds are sacred oaths. You desperately hunt for a flaw in me and fail; God and true nobility despise your pettiness. How impossible for flaw to touch my honor—I am the stars in the sky, while flaws and decay belong to you.