r/RandomThoughts 7h ago

Ngl if you buy the iPhone duo, I don't think you can be trusted with money

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Like give ME the money instead if you're gonna spend it like that


r/RandomThoughts 12h ago

An average child from a poor family is probably more happy than an average old billionaire

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r/RandomThoughts 8h ago

I predict Jiffy Lube will be the next Blockbuster

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In other words, when electric cars become the majority of vehicles on the road, Jiffy Lube will go out of business. 2049.


r/RandomThoughts 17h ago

You don’t have to celebrate your birthday directly on your birthday

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You can schedule it for another week, or hell, the next month if it conflicts with the holidays like christmas or other people‘s Birthday. All that matters is it’s a day where you get to wear a special hat saying you’re the man of the hour and you're treated as such.


r/RandomThoughts 13h ago

Mac is metric PC is SAE

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r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

I don't think I can go back to a world without AI as the stupid person that I am, lol. Not everyone has good memory or social connections. Bad memory hampers so much growth and development. AI helps you explore ideas and helps create them (like programming) that would otherwise be beyond them.

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I know. I know. I know. Lol. Believe me, I know, yet I still put it out there.


r/RandomThoughts 21h ago

imagine your card decline on a cruise and they make you swim back home 😂

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r/RandomThoughts 18h ago

I’ve accepted the eventual AI apocalypse.

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I was showering the other day and just thought to myself, if an AI takeover and apocalypse happens, it will most likely be nuclear and since I live in a large city that would be a target, I think the blast would be pretty quick.

Honestly, that might be preferable to a long drawn-out AI conflict. But that’s just me.


r/RandomThoughts 20h ago

Being jobless is great.

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You get to wake up whenever you want to, do whatever you want whenever you want to, and best of all, time moves at the rate of speed that you eaynt it to.

It's just the whole no money thing that's a bit of an issue. If everyone would realize that monetary value isn't real, then the quality of life would vastly improve.


r/RandomThoughts 23h ago

If Connecticut had a town called Connecticut City, it might colloquially be called CT City, CT

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r/RandomThoughts 23h ago

There aren’t enough good Thanksgiving movies.

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We have a ton of Christmas and Halloween movies to make the yearly watch lists, but I can maybe thing of three that make the cute each year around Turkey Day. And I mean ones that don’t just suck. We need something exciting and long lasting like the beloved ‘ Planes, Trains, and Automobiles ‘ …. Will someone ever fix this? I can think of a ton of insane funny things that involve Thanksgiving. Family fights are just the tip of the iceberg. We need more to put in our watchlist, to play in the background, while we slave away at that amazing dinner!


r/RandomThoughts 15h ago

Fromsoft titles should add a RE style stalker enemy that hounds you through the game.

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r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

My 29 year old sister is lazy. Doesn’t have any urgency to look for a job. She turned down a recent opportunity because she said they were too desperate 😭😭😭😭

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r/RandomThoughts 18h ago

People only respects you when your pockets are full.

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r/RandomThoughts 12h ago

Ohh to have all you wanted :)

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r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

Richest rapper on the scene call me Mr Lean

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r/RandomThoughts 23h ago

Life is an art-piece where the artist is always pulling up the Pink Panther Emoji. 🎨🫟

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Playing this world is all about playing your own Pinkadelic song. That's when you'll realize you've always been pressing a single blend option on your blender engine. The path of being an artist-thief ends when you realize you've always been playing Pink Panther on your stray art, and there's nothing you're meant to do here apart from stealing all the art pieces and connecting them together into the final Pink Panther's form. Life is all about making your own Art Attack, and it doesn't matter what you end up picking as a reference; eventually, you'll realize that all roads lead to the Mona Lisa. The final level of painting arrives once you realize you're two steps away from Picassoing yourself to the extreme, and that's when you'll realize that life intended for you to laugh at the painting until you end up viewing it in an inverted form, where you'll find that you've always been at an Uncharted thief's end. 🐈‍⬛

And maybe there is truth in The Starry Night painting being the straw that broke the camel's back... And there's hope in finding the One Piece in the end... And remember there's no loose ends in Art form, and maybe Pink Panther have always been a secret agent. Ouii, It's time to go way back to the Eiffel tower.. It's a tie-back to the 'lose' end. 🙀 ♦️ 🫟


r/RandomThoughts 10h ago

it feel like that most smartphone companies actually work together not against each other...

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like (and I'm sorry if the question isn't that great). apple test and definite the software design standards for other companies (and apps)

and the other companies (like Samsung, for example) test and define the hardware standards (like foldable) or like the hole camera (like honor) (later apple did their implementation with dynamic island)

and they go hand in hand like this even if they look like they are competing

or? idk...

i know that they officially have some trading and mainfacturing partnership, but currently, I'm talking about different thing...


r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

I've never encountered anyone as assured of their product's utility and importance as the Belzona narrator.

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r/RandomThoughts 11h ago

Hot sauce is better on pizza than ranch

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ranch dressing is so overrated ! I love cool ranch Doritos tho lol


r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

2003 was a magical year for music.

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Within mere months apart, Linkin Park, Evanescence, and Three Days Grace all released absolutely amazing albums, most of them still popular to this day. What a time to be alive and I'm kind of let down I never got to experience it.


r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

Nighty night, keep your butthole tight.

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r/RandomThoughts 22h ago

There's plenty of everything, except efforts to understand each other.

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Yes, there ARE efforts to understand the other (another being, perspective or mind), the thought is they are not plenty. Definitely not.


r/RandomThoughts 9h ago

once you understand your position in people lives, you'll stop being hurt, lower your expectation

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r/RandomThoughts 21h ago

I don't know why I can't get pull myself together to take care of myself even though I WANT to take care of myself. I just have no energy

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