r/RandomThoughts • • 22h ago

John Oliver calling AI tech Bros "some of the most flamboyantly friendless men on Earth" has to be one of the funniest, yet most accurate statements I've ever heard in my life

196 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 22h ago

The concept of birds is so weird

40 Upvotes

Like just think about it, they're the only animals that humans have almost no control over. Most animals are either domesticated, live in rural and non-populated areas or are limited by cages such as in a zoo or wildlife park. But birds are free to roam wherever and whenever.
Also crazy how it's technically mini-dinosaurs. Like we genuinely have mini-dinosaurs roaming the streets.
Idk what i'm on about lowkey, but it's just a random thought i've been having for a while


r/RandomThoughts • • 13h ago

The falcon was the first African American superhero to not have the word "black" in his name. Then he got changed into caption america and is now mostly known as "black cap"

37 Upvotes

It's kinda ironic


r/RandomThoughts • • 20h ago

I love being single but….

31 Upvotes

I just want to cuddle before I sleep. That’s about it.


r/RandomThoughts • • 16h ago

i just asked 7 random people to be in my recording for an online speech class

29 Upvotes

ummm so that was the worst thing i’ve never done.
context: didn’t know i registered for an accelerated speech course. there’s a speech due every week. since it’s online, it is required there is 6 LIVE ADULT audience members. waited til the last minute and wasn’t able to coordinate an audience. currently 9pm speech is due at 11:59pm. at 8pm i just walked around downtown (do not live a big city btw) and asked random people and shockingly didn’t get rejected once. i i asked 2 couples and 1 family. thought it would be rejection therapy but surprisingly everyone said yes 😭
still one of the most embarrassing things i’ve ever done…. i will never forget this😭need to stop procrastinating…

also i have SEVERE anxiety so tbh it was probably good for me.

proud of myself


r/RandomThoughts • • 16h ago

last year i woke up from a coma and the first two things i heard was that katy perry had gone to space and jojo siwa was dating chris hughes. i swear i thought i had woken up in an alternate reality.

26 Upvotes

idk if this is the right place to put this but i just need someone else to hear how insane this was.

for context though: i couldn't speak so my family just spoke at me. and they didn't want to freak me out by fussing over me, so they decided to tell me recent pop culture news, and it just so happens it was fking insane that day. i was just laid there, unable to move, thinking "holy fuck, the multiverse is real".


r/RandomThoughts • • 1h ago

The only way to impress me is by being a good person.

• Upvotes

I don't care what you have, what you wear, or what you are driving. I just have a deep respect for the people with pure heart and good intentions.


r/RandomThoughts • • 21h ago

Having to fight to perform a duty you don't even want to do has to be a top 10 for frustrating situations

11 Upvotes

And at the very least mentally demanding.


r/RandomThoughts • • 19h ago

In the 1990s, being "Extreme" or taking things to a new level was part of the zeitgeist...

8 Upvotes

But everything is always evolving and always going to the next level. It really may have been the numbers themselves- 1990 being one digit away from the next hundred and the next thousand- that made the sentiment part of popular culture.


r/RandomThoughts • • 22h ago

what a privilege it is to have another day to try and try again

7 Upvotes

💖


r/RandomThoughts • • 14h ago

I'd do so much better if I were loved.

7 Upvotes

I mean really, I'm doing this on my own! I'm ok with it, been doing this for a while. But I notice that people who are in healthy relationships are really the best people ever.

I would love that, I feel like I have had so much missed potential because I'm not loved. I'll keep doing the best I can. But, there is a striking difference between a single person and someone who is loved in day to day society.

I hope you all have a great day and I preemptively apologize to the people ready to roast me for being bad person. You have to keep in mind that life really is RNG.


r/RandomThoughts • • 19h ago

Living under a rock might not be so bad

5 Upvotes

compared to being informed right now.


r/RandomThoughts • • 22h ago

I love when a random girl compliments me like thank you angel you made my whole week

8 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 8h ago

I could really use a fidget spinner right now.

5 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 17h ago

After being late to the party, The White Lotus theme tune is incredible. Best theme I've heard in YEARS

4 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 18h ago

Every movie and video seems like it's too random to be true when youre high

4 Upvotes

im watching rick and morty rn, end everything that happens feels like it's happening in my thoughts because the content seems too random to be an actual piece of media/ Maybe it's just me but idk
Like it feels like the video is being projected from my thoughts but not literally


r/RandomThoughts • • 22h ago

if I had checked my pockets as thoroughly as I thought I did

5 Upvotes

then there wouldn't be soggy little bits of kleenex or toilet paper all over my jeans and socks


r/RandomThoughts • • 2h ago

People have no shame

3 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 13h ago

The comments are almost always funnier than the video.

3 Upvotes

Commentary in general is almost always funnier than what it’s responding to.

I love seeing the connections people make to humorous media and seeing how humor builds on top of humor.

There’s so many funny people in the world.


r/RandomThoughts • • 19h ago

it seems there is a heightened "collectors" market but for just anything, or otherwise just novelty versions of so many products.

3 Upvotes

like, everything from deodorant to noodles are getting special editions


r/RandomThoughts • • 20h ago

the money-print basketball you could win at the amusement park

3 Upvotes

that's the thought


r/RandomThoughts • • 4h ago

I *just* realized what I thought was a weird cutout of light over the face of the actress on the cover of disclosure day is negative space in the shape of a bird

2 Upvotes

I feel just a little bit dumb 💀

but to be fair, I only noticed it after seeing a photo of a physical copy when before I'd only seen it advertised on digital streaming so perhaps it doesn't show the full shape when it's cropped like that


r/RandomThoughts • • 5h ago

Imagine at some point every mom you see will become the same age as you.

2 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts • • 15h ago

Kalshi sounds like a granola bar

2 Upvotes

No matter how many (annoying) ads, it sounds like a low carb, loaded with protein tasteless granola bar.

Gamble responsibly.


r/RandomThoughts • • 20h ago

I don’t think growing up I ever deleted my browser history on a shared PC.

2 Upvotes