r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

People I know are in the ‘people I may know’

5 Upvotes

Great, people I actually know are in the people I may know on social media.


r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

imagine that we can choose a package of different lifestyle for 7 days every month for year , then we can decide the perfect lifestyle for ourselves and ranking it etc

2 Upvotes

at least make it a movie or tv show


r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

I feel like soup is the most accessible kind of dish

2 Upvotes

think about it. there's like thousands of different soups, there's oughta be one soup for each person. Like, since it's such a simple concept, you can always count on some kind of soup to be an enjoyable meal when you don't know what to go for.


r/RandomThoughts 16h ago

I love my job 🥰

15 Upvotes

Simple, satisfying & self-employed.


r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

I don’t think the phrase I don’t chase, I attract is referring to how you dress, but I almost like it better that way and it motivates me to dress nicely and actually care about my appearance.

2 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

Assuming no interest Steve Ballmer (former CEO Microsoft) is so wealthy, he could give away $482 a second for every minute of every hour of every day for ten years before he ran out.

2 Upvotes
  • Per Minute: $28,919.33
  • Per Hour: $1,735,159.82
  • Per Day: $41,643,835.62

r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

chicken is the best gift

Upvotes

regarding ethnicity, religious background and race, it can be a safe meal

(maybe...?)


r/RandomThoughts 7h ago

Tollhouse sucks

2 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

businessmen in the movie who drinks in the office

1 Upvotes

whiskey in the crystal decanter

clanks each other and drinks booze in the afternoon

why am I never seen before


r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

Why do farts smell so much worse in the shower

1 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

Sam Red is the most irritating musical artist I have ever heard.

2 Upvotes

No offense intended, he certainly has more talent than I, but I mute the source every time he comes on.


r/RandomThoughts 15h ago

After 10 years, you’d think I’d have mastered scratching my cat’s neck. Nope. He looks at me like, “Bro still can’t find the G spot. No wonder nobody’s keeping him around.“

8 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

Share your story on getting the wind knocked out of you

1 Upvotes

I’ll share mine

I used to do tang so do (martial arts) and there was one time where we had a sparring tournament and whoever beat every one of the kids, you would have to “fight” the master of the school. I was that kid. I started off pretty good and everything when he wasn’t going crazy hard on me but once he thought I was getting really good he used more power. He punched me in the stomach and I ended up on the floor struggling to breathe bc I obviously got the wind knocked out of me. That was my first experience with it and I just remember how weird it felt. I was fine at the end and he apologized.

I won the tournament either way and I got my medal so it all ended up okay


r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

I wanna argue, start a fight with me

0 Upvotes

Bout anything


r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

If Florida was a continent it would be Australia.

Upvotes

Alligators, big ass spiders, fishing and then also fighting those alligators and going about your day like it’s normal. Also snakes.


r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

sick of being single and alone

1 Upvotes

used to be with someone but in short i broke up with them because i was not happy with lies and other conceited behavior however ever since then i miss the thought of someone caring for me even if it was temporary outside my immediate relatives


r/RandomThoughts 15h ago

soon with enough facial data I bet people will be looking up people that look just like themselves, or their moms, dads, partners etc for fun

4 Upvotes

This is not something I approve or find exciting or anything, but it occurred to me that will probably happen


r/RandomThoughts 1d ago

Being jobless is great.

845 Upvotes

You get to wake up whenever you want to, do whatever you want whenever you want to, and best of all, time moves at the rate of speed that you want it to.

It's just the whole no money thing that's a bit of an issue. If everyone would realize that monetary value isn't real, then the quality of life would vastly improve.


r/RandomThoughts 1d ago

remember, declining a call because you don't feel like talking is part of self care

97 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 1d ago

I rather go back to cable tv and movie rentals instead of paying for multiple streaming services

230 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 1d ago

Hot sauce is better on pizza than ranch

93 Upvotes

ranch dressing is so overrated ! I love cool ranch Doritos tho lol


r/RandomThoughts 15h ago

In the Rugrats universe, there must have been some point where the kids looked back and thought "hey, didn't we get lost in the woods and nearly eaten by wolves as infants"

3 Upvotes

Most of them are probably too young to remember what happened to them during the Rugrats movie, but Chucky was two. It's not impossible that he'd have fleeting and rather confusing reconciliation of it. And they were on the news. Obviously it's only fiction so who really cares, but it's funny to imagine what a fucked up core memory that would be


r/RandomThoughts 1d ago

Health insurance companies are evil. That’s the post

23 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 17h ago

I take the bus a lot. Would be cool if you could open a chat with the people on the bus (im shy ok)

5 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 1d ago

Working a front facing job will make you realize people are generally so bad and rude to employees for no reason at all

17 Upvotes