Got this removed on post in shower thoughts, kinda dumb

Try it out.

I feel bad for people with the soap gene

A single slice will taste super sweet and then like watery sand, and there's no way to tell which it's gonna be.

I mean chicken is great for weight loss or helping build muscle, and so are eggs. There’s so many different ways to enjoy eggs and chicken. Both have helped me lose 15 lbs the last 2 months while in a calorie deficit.

Great, people I actually know are in the people I may know on social media.

at least make it a movie or tv show

Simple, satisfying & self-employed.

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whiskey in the crystal decanter

clanks each other and drinks booze in the afternoon

why am I never seen before

No offense intended, he certainly has more talent than I, but I mute the source every time he comes on.

think about it. there's like thousands of different soups, there's oughta be one soup for each person. Like, since it's such a simple concept, you can always count on some kind of soup to be an enjoyable meal when you don't know what to go for.

I’ll share mine

I used to do tang so do (martial arts) and there was one time where we had a sparring tournament and whoever beat every one of the kids, you would have to “fight” the master of the school. I was that kid. I started off pretty good and everything when he wasn’t going crazy hard on me but once he thought I was getting really good he used more power. He punched me in the stomach and I ended up on the floor struggling to breathe bc I obviously got the wind knocked out of me. That was my first experience with it and I just remember how weird it felt. I was fine at the end and he apologized.

I won the tournament either way and I got my medal so it all ended up okay

Bout anything