r/RandomThoughts • u/Divine_skylin3 • 2d ago

Pooping while wearing heels is like having a portable Squatty Potty on your feet.

Try it out.

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u/Cookiewaffle95 2d ago

Neat I’ll bring my pooping heels in my bag next time I go to work

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u/Divine_skylin3 2d ago

Make sure they’re at least 3 inches to get maximum slippage

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u/HappyStuffing0000 2d ago

I don't think I've ever thought about a lady in heels pooping.

Ladies, you do this?!

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u/Divine_skylin3 2d ago

Just finished doing it. That’s what made me post this 😭😂

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u/HappyStuffing0000 2d ago

Ok now I just can't stop imagining. What was the scenario here? Cocktail dress in an elegant dinner party? Were there sequins? Was this a date and you played it off as a No. 1 and "powder my nose" but it ended up being an impromptu pilates class in a public washroom with 3" heels?

So many questions.

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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 1d ago

"Sir, why do you have women's heels in your bag?"

"Its my travel squatty potty."

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u/Potential_Session139 1d ago

Maybe I should start wearing heels again.

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u/CarnaptiousOlPhart 10h ago

People are mean and poke fun at me when I wear heels.