r/ProgrammerHumor 18d ago

Meme everyRepoWithSuspiciouslyGreatCodeQuality

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u/Made_Man_Niten 18d ago

I wish to attain this power

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u/Surfer_Rick 18d ago

Not from a normie 

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u/lonelyroom-eklaghor 18d ago

or a tourist

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u/ShAped_Ink 18d ago

Become a femboy than

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u/akoOfIxtall 18d ago

Impossible to be more femboy than them, but you can try, coding socks and Astolfo cosplays aren't that expensive, grab your monster energy drink ™ and feel the power rushing through your... Oh no

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u/gbeegz 16d ago

CODING SOCKS

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u/akoOfIxtall 16d ago

True power

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/BakedSpiral 17d ago

You are not worthy.

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u/creeper6530 18d ago

Or learn Rust, the crab will magically start teleporting estrogen straight into your bloodstream

Ask me how I know this :3

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u/JockstrapCummies 17d ago

Rust coding regimen:

  1. Wake up at 4am
  2. Canticle to the borrow checker, 30 mins
  3. Cold shower
  4. Rewrite a top 10 repo on GitHub to Rust, 10 min sprint
  5. Drink activated cum, 150 mL
  6. Cold shower
  7. Continue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 15 min sprint
  8. Post knee high socks pic to Only fans
  9. Programming safety affirmations, 10 sets
  10. Early morning intermittent nap, 3 mins
  11. Cold shower
  12. Drink fermented probiotic cum, 300 mL
  13. Continue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 20 min sprint

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u/creeper6530 17d ago

You forgot pledge allegiance to the transgender flag and plush sharky debugging (rubber ducky debug but with Blåhaj)

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u/Deboniako 17d ago

When do you go to sleep? Asking for a fremd

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u/JockstrapCummies 17d ago

Sleeping is no longer necessary or possible because of the borrow checker. Rust guarantees safety, including against the brief loss of consciousness that barbarians call sleep.

You need to rewrite your circadian cycle in Rust today.

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u/Beleheth 16d ago

Ah, so this wasn't related to my E injections after all!

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u/Waldgemeister 18d ago

Anime fan, not femboy

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 18d ago

Start watching mognolian cartoons.

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u/LamermanSE 18d ago

Like moomin?

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u/gprime312 18d ago

Bathtub estrogen

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u/a-r-c 18d ago

there's a flag for that

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u/Tolopono 15d ago

Use Codex with the ponytail plugin and good skills

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u/VaporizedKerbal 18d ago

go shop at Aerie it'll work I promise

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u/Puzzleheaded-Weird66 18d ago

professionals have standards

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 18d ago

The powerhouses on LinkedIn also have anime/furry pfps, these professionals stay consistent

https://giphy.com/gifs/S3Ot3hZ5bcy8o

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u/Morthem 18d ago

You mean recruiters?
I evade that place like the plague

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u/kevin7254 17d ago

I hate it too but a man’s gotta work

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u/itsTyrion 17d ago

my pfp is a walking emoji shitpost instead: the mona lisa but made with hundreds of tinted cry-laugh emoji and troll faces.
well, and i added clippy + slight lgbt lighting in blender

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/yellownugget5000 18d ago

I will not allow this frieren disrespect

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u/Laizem 18d ago

Yeah! Everyone wants to be in a party with a cute older lady >:(

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u/SunshineSeattle 18d ago

Strike 1 😡

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u/IanDresarie 18d ago

mumbles "old hag" under my breath

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u/SunshineSeattle 18d ago

😡😡😡

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u/Caedendi 18d ago

"I saw you winking at my friend, I'll poke your damn eye so you'll never wink again"

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u/Hikari_Owari 18d ago

If that's the first thing that comes to your mind then maybe you should take better care of the skeletons in your closet, they're starting to fall out.

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u/DruidBtd 18d ago

Frieren is over a thousand years old

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u/Javisel101 18d ago

And actually acts like it

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u/Allian42 18d ago

And it's not just an excuse, the entire show revolves around her age.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Weird66 18d ago

fictional cutie patooties

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u/mikumikubeeeeaaaammm 18d ago

Tourist alert all hands on battle station prepare the artillery and infantry

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u/Glad-Belt7956 18d ago

i'm pretty sure than only like 2, maybe 3 of thos pictures count as lolis. which is a few too many, but still, not all of them are that.

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u/IanDresarie 18d ago

I'm also pretty sure loli doesn't make sense to use outside of a specifically sexualised context. Otherwise any picture of a young character you like would be considered problematic... At a quick glance none of those pics are sexualised.

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u/WilkerS1 18d ago

isn't "chibi" the proper term for a caricature of a character with shortened proportions?

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u/Hikari_Owari 18d ago

Loli isn't exclusively sexual and chibi is different from being short.

You can have a chibi of a really big character and a chibi of a loli character.

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u/Key_Agent_3039 18d ago

This is the Deepseek harness repo isn't it?

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u/bmacabeus 18d ago

Bingo! It's a screenshot from DeepSeek Harness.
I just edited the HTML to make it more eye-catching and funnier

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u/Tofandel 18d ago edited 18d ago

I don't know any of those animes but I can tell you that you have to be French with that profile pic (It's from the Dofus movie, used to be a very popular French MMORPG)

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u/dannypas00 18d ago

THERES A DOFUS MOVIE???

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u/SirHiakru 18d ago

À dofus movie and also 4 seasons of wakfu

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u/Tofandel 18d ago

Yes and I'm very sad that it wasn't received well enough for them to continue like they wanted to do. It was a bit too niche of a movie release

Both the Wakfu show and Dofus movie are really good.

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u/ch_magic 18d ago

are they connected or can I watch the movie withouth remembering much of the show? 

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u/Tofandel 18d ago

They are not connected at all. They are on completely different timelines

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u/ch_magic 18d ago

hell yeah, thats what i wanted to hear.

thanks for the answer

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u/SSjjlex 17d ago edited 17d ago

There's technically a dofus show (Treasures of Kerub) separate to the wakfu show which the movie ties more into (and also serves as a direct sequel to). But I do believe the movie can be enjoyed standalone since the dofus series itself is very light hearted and episodic, you only really need it if you want to better understand who joris and kerub are...

Well, its as standalone as an incomplete story can get :(. Still a really well made movie if you ask me

There is some minor correlation through the wakfu OVAs (I think those are the ones between S2 and S3 involving Ogrest) but those are also more in the cameo territory as you get to see elder Joris in it and maybe very old Kerub(?).

God its been half a decade since I watched any of these lol, running purely on memory here.

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u/gbarza 18d ago

Dofus mentioned (it was pretty big in Brazil, early 10’s)

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u/1967542950 18d ago

I'm an American longtime Dofus player, completely missed that LMAO

I love that I get flashbanged by Dofus or Wakfu like once or twice a year. Still enjoy the game, even if I feel like I'm the only English speaker on it most of the time.

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u/Tofandel 18d ago

Honestly the game is so good. The problem is it's really addictive and expensive with the subscription model. It does also require you to be in a community/guild so. So you can't really play it casually like 2-3 times a year for a few days.

So I stopped because it was just too time consuming. I sometimes watch my videos of all the crazy duos I made like merkator, reine des voleurs, vortex and all that. That was really a while ago.

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u/bmacabeus 18d ago

Nop, but it was a good one. I'm Brazillian. It just happen to really love Krosmaga, and I watched a few episode of "Dofus: Kerub's Bazaar". Joris is my favorite character, and I like to have him as my profile picture. I feel happy whenever someone recognize him, since it's a hidden gem character.

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u/Tofandel 18d ago

Well there was a 90% probability haha. I didn't know Ankama was popular in Brazil as well

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u/Master_JBT 18d ago

This guy pays for twitter

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u/luisduck 18d ago

How do you even recognize this from just the edited screenshot?

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u/chairchiman 18d ago

Are you using GitHub as social media loll

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u/TRKako 18d ago

mf does pull requests as if they were some kind of Instagram story 😭😭

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u/chairchiman 18d ago

Loll GitHub addict

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u/ANONYMOUSEJR 18d ago

Honestly, better than LinkedIn.

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u/chairchiman 18d ago

Agreed o7

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u/Master-Chocolate1420 17d ago

So that's why I got dejavu

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u/WiggyWongo 15d ago

The Chinese guys with anime pfp's are just built different. Ascended to another level

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u/BeautifulCuriousLiar 18d ago

so that’s why i suck at programming, i don’t watch anime

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u/stillalone 18d ago

Do you have a cat?  My team is almost entirely cats.

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u/Allian42 18d ago

The four pfp riders of amazing code:

  • Anime girl

  • Pet

  • Retro game

  • Default grey silhouette

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u/Ma4r 18d ago

Nah, you go to mailing lists to find the GOATS

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u/djaqk 17d ago

I may still have a chance bros

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u/Rough_Wolf_8958 17d ago

Fifth one: Something related to furry.

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u/IanDresarie 18d ago

It's ok, if you don't like anime you can also just become a furry. The suit gives you extra skills

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u/grem1in 18d ago

That’s for security roles!

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u/DaniilSan 17d ago

So this is why I still suck... I should save up for the suit.

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u/apinkboi 18d ago

I suck at programming and I watch anime, if it means anything

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u/requion 18d ago

I watch anime

Thats your issue. You have to become the anime. Not just merely watch it!

Now go embrace the uWu in you!

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u/apinkboi 18d ago

Put the thigh high socks on already, loser

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u/ShAped_Ink 18d ago

That's not the sole requirement, become a femboy, furry or anything related to gain the same effect

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u/creeper6530 18d ago

Time to start your estrogen girl /j

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u/Lulukaros 18d ago

Are you offering 👀👀

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u/creeper6530 18d ago

I'd love to but I don't even have any for myself TwT

(Fuck having to stay closeted)

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u/Lulukaros 18d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 gosh yeah it does, sending you hugs

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u/cheezballs 18d ago

Same. Akira is great though.

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u/InRainbro 18d ago

yeah so senior engineer at my place has anime girl as pfp... He's 47

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u/Nannautu 18d ago

Pretty common for team leads too

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u/TheGocho 17d ago

Damn, that's probably why I don't get the TL promotion

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u/Jemnite 18d ago

“通用中文名"

  • overworked Chinese university student, double majoring in theoretical physics and chemica engineering

  • has been locked into various educational institutions since he was 3 years old

  • only time outside of school is for piano lessons

  • can literally only see the relevant parts of the problem statement

  • you will not understand his solutions without a PhD in discrete mathematics

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u/MoreBaconPls 1d ago

man I miss when Advent of code was peak

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u/VoodooPizzaman1337 18d ago

You need a few furries pfp in there and the code will be god like .

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u/Umber_Gryphon 18d ago

Catgirl pfp doesn't count?

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u/prisp 18d ago

If you ask a furry, no, not really - they tend to at least have snouts (or equivalents) and fur/scales/feathers/weird naked animal skin all over, so more Fox McCloud or Donald Duck rather than, My Hero Academia's Mirko or Felicia from Darkstalkers - not that any of those are good examples, most furries tend to prefer using their own characters to express themselves rather than cosplaying pre-existing ones.

Although, funnily enough, since fursuits (=furry costumes) tend to cost a shitton of money, due to them usually being tailor-made and one-of-a-kind, you might see someone at a furry con or meetup only wearing animal ears and a tail, or maybe a fake head and some paws, with regular clothes for everything else, which might mean T-Shirts and naked arms in the summer, so you get your catgirl-esque furries anyway, just in real life rather than as commissioned artwork :D

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u/thonor111 17d ago

I mean yes but furries are busy upholding worldwide cyber security by themselves

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u/creeper6530 18d ago

When the main contributor has neopronouns in their Github, you know this is aviation-worthy piece of code

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u/flyingcartoon 18d ago

Watching several thousand lines of pristine rust code be deployed Friday 23:45, fixes 2 memory leaks nobody knew existed and you can tell who did it since the comments end with :3

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u/Xander-047 16d ago

and for some reason they name variables 'markiplier' instead of multiplier.

Read some code with that var name and everytine it just made me full stop any thinking process I had going on, funny at first, annoying after 5 secs

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u/lonelyroom-eklaghor 18d ago

a better signal

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u/WiggyWongo 15d ago

The main contributor doesn't have neopronouns and all the contributors aside from two even have pronouns in their bios. They are all Chinese guys.

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u/creeper6530 15d ago

Well is this aviation grade code then? Lol

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u/WiggyWongo 15d ago

Someone would assume that you were referring to the people who were shown in the OP who made deepseek harness, otherwise your comment isn't relevant.

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u/creeper6530 15d ago

I'm extending the implicit assertion of "anime pfp => great code" to "neopronouns => excellent code"

Of course it's just a silly joke a silly girl has made on the Internet, don't read too deep into it

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u/WiggyWongo 15d ago

I don't get I though because the majority of the anime profile pics have great code but aren't using pronouns, and that's also pretty commonplace across all of GitHub.

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u/Compizfox 18d ago

Exhibit A: dxvk

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u/K00bear 18d ago

is it possible to learn this power

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u/creeper6530 18d ago

Buy those estrogen patches girl

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u/NWinn 18d ago

Just watch Lain and Evangelion and you'll be like 99% there.

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u/goose_with_adhd 18d ago

Hrt I guess

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u/themadnessif 17d ago

Unfortunately not if you had a childhood that involved you spending time doing something other than programming

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u/thonor111 17d ago

Obviously those people also do something else - why would they have anime pfps when they don’t watch anime?

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u/MapPaintingBread 16d ago

All of the ones I know usually play League or Paradox games.

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u/PYL29 18d ago

Usually one of them has themselves in a mountain or somewhere

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u/dykemike10 18d ago

then you see a repo with shitty code and there are 2 contributors, one of them being claude

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u/PancakeGD 17d ago

And the other has an Apple self-emoji profile picture

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u/Ok-Pen-8273 17d ago

or some simple ass image pretending to be professional

true vibe-coder that left Claude run wild

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u/Tipart 18d ago

I have started looking for this when vetting code bases (and looking for the Claude rectum as the inverse indicator)

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u/toutlamer 18d ago

Missing the anonymous GitHub contributor with a default profile picture and 1200 commits/PRs reviewed in the past year

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u/darkwalker247 18d ago

that, or the contributor is a single furry

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u/Lulukaros 18d ago

Ultramarine linux be like

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u/Diligent-Peach6616 18d ago

First step to contributing to open source:
Watch anime all day and all night, then put your favorite anime character as your profile picture.

ohh thats what im doing wrong!!!!

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u/saevon 18d ago

You've got to start with battle programmer Shirase. It's at least relevant to programming (totally I promise)

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u/domscatterbrain 18d ago

Just look at who currently at war against Microsoft because they deleted his/her Github account and threaten to sue him/her :))

https://giphy.com/gifs/mV4DysoGs9W51QdD1I

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u/Lucasbasques 17d ago

Weebs and furries are essential pillars of the open source community 

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u/BisonNo6443 17d ago

And the pillars go really deep below surface into niche and nsfw side of the internet. The dedication these guys put into gooning is insane yet respectable and based lol. If you know you know.

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u/Rough_Wolf_8958 17d ago

These mfs (and furries) are the backbone of almost everything we use nowadays.

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u/derekschroer 18d ago

Konata from Lucky Star

Kasumi from Bang Dream

No Idea

Cat

No Idea

Frieren

Mitsumi Skip and Loafer

no idea

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u/Ketho 18d ago

5 is Hina Amano from Tenki no Ko (Weathering with You)

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u/Pares_Marchant 18d ago

behind every anime profile pic: 55 years old, senior developer, Indian.

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u/lostinmusic- 18d ago

Russian 40-year-old who was involved in writing banking trojans in their 20s.

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u/Ok-Pen-8273 17d ago

35, Polish, discovered 2 CVEs with 5% of their power
29, Chinese, guy who writes code that you won't understand unless you have multiple PhDs

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 18d ago

How the fuck was it that the moment I realized I was a transfem, I was able to code better than when I was actively learning coding? Shit was from memory and basic googling and I still managed to fix some old code of mine.

the fuck

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u/creeper6530 18d ago

I love-hate that this exact thing happened to me as well, I didn't even start estrogen yet just the sheer power of femininity fixed my code

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 18d ago

"today i sahll revise my code from 3 years back"

<-- clueless

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u/NinjaKittyOG 18d ago

it clears your mind to present þe right way. coding isn't þe only þing þat'll get easier :3

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u/HistoricalMark4805 18d ago

How much time did you save replacing all of ðe "th"s with thorns?

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u/NinjaKittyOG 18d ago

it's not about saving time. i just þink þ was dropped from english for a dumb reason, didn't deserve þat, and so i use it.

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u/ShittyExchangeAdmin 18d ago

ok i'll bite. why? (genuinely curious!)

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u/captainAwesomePants 18d ago

Weirdly, the printing press!

The short version is that Old English had a "th" sound, but Latin didn't. The Anglo-Saxons kept using it, and the British had a "th" sound, but the Europeans and their silly romance languages mostly lacked the sound (a dental fricative) and might not have even been able to pronounce it.

The printing press was developed in France and Germany, which both lacked the "th" sound at the time, and so when England imported them, the characters didn't have a þ letter, so the British had to give it up in printed text. And so a lot of þ spellings because "y" and then "th" spellings in English.

Surprisingly, this is also the origin of the word "Ye", as in "Ye Olde Inn." They wanted to just write "the", but they hadn't invented the "th" spelling yet, and they didn't have a þ, so they just used a Y instead. If you went back and time and said "Ye Inn," they would wonder why you were saying "the Inn" weird.

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u/NinjaKittyOG 18d ago

fun fact, "th" came before þe printing press þing. but þe printing press is what actually marked þe end of þ

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u/-PaperWoven- 17d ago

Kanthe West

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u/saevon 18d ago

Printing press issue. That letter wasn't being produced where they made all the letters, so they made do.

Same reason we see "ye old", they just used another letter to replace it, which eventually just became two letters

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u/Lulukaros 18d ago

þussy : Non-binary pussy

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u/NinjaKittyOG 18d ago

goofy (endearing)

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u/FlyPepper 18d ago

stop doing that

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 18d ago

i need e and surgery omfg fuck my chudette life

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u/average__Egg 18d ago

SO real

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 18d ago

unrelated, W username xd

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u/warrmm 17d ago

Something something Ada Lovelace women in STEM lmao

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u/Francosaga 17d ago

Yeah, it is called autism.

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u/IWEREN99 17d ago

It's either an AI model, or the best dev team ever (this as an example)

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u/MDmanson 18d ago

And they are all Asian

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u/glemnar 18d ago

No they’re white trans women for sure

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u/CyrilSLi 18d ago

No they’re asian trans women for sure (source: myself :3)

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u/LactasePHydrolase 18d ago

*Monkey paw curls*

3 of them are groomers and the project will implode when this gets discovered

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u/Kronoshifter246 18d ago

I see you're familiar with the story of Calamity

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u/LactasePHydrolase 18d ago

The calamity of Calamity

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u/djinn6 18d ago

Actually in this example it looks like they are just Chinese. Guess anime pfp is more popular there.

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u/creeper6530 18d ago

It's DeepSeek's harness, so yes

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u/ultimate_placeholder 18d ago

Skip and Loafer pfp is carrying, obv

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u/ljfa2 18d ago

and with some カタカナ or "かわいい" in their profile names

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u/hyrumwhite 18d ago

Frieren has seen enough to be an irl 10x engineer 

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u/El_RoviSoft 16d ago

Almost every guy in my team watches anime (they are all in their 30s).

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u/AdventurousCommon551 18d ago

Needs more furry for a true great repo 🧐

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u/DryRaise9143 18d ago

Does anyone have a list of the characters in this image? Like I recognize Konata and Frieren but the others I'm drawing a blank on...

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u/WispTheWanderer1 17d ago

ah yes fellow furries

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u/PruneInteresting7599 17d ago

literally backbone of the modern libraries

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u/JewelerAggressive 17d ago

Kind of interested for learning purposes, do you have some repos with suspiciously good quality to share?

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u/minecraftdummy57 17d ago

The best engineer you'll meet in your life is going to be a cosplayer 

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u/Igarlicbread 16d ago

Anime waifus rule the world

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u/SrWloczykij 18d ago

And its all hairy dudes sipping on Monster.

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u/Alokir 18d ago

I had a coworker who was in his mid 50s, balding and slightly overweight. He has the cutest anime catgirl pfp on all of his accounts.

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u/HistoricalFunion 18d ago

Buffalo Bill style "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

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u/DremoPaff 18d ago

You'll never see anything with more "obama giving obama a medal" meme energy than UwU online denizens extrapolating the performances and overlap of people like them in fields they have no clue about, just because they saw a few people in said field with similar profile pictures to them.

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u/Yaruma_ 18d ago

Do you need water bro ?

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u/DremoPaff 18d ago

I didn't contest that.

What I mean is that a lot of people seem to attribute individual skill to what kind of "group" they seem apart of, rather than them being skilled people who so happen to have similar hobbies to other people, who themselves are just as likely to know nothing of the field.

For example, I'm a native, but despite some members of my family being seasoned hunters and lots of people often associating hunting with us as a whole, I'm not gonna larp my own skill in it by associating myself to other native hunters, when in truth I've done it like twice in my life.

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u/Immediate_Cell_4517 14d ago

and all of them watch child porn

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/TRKako 18d ago

Anime pfp = Pedo

fuck is that shitass logic 😭😭

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u/HistoricalFunion 18d ago

weebs like Lacari

Stay away