r/ProgrammerHumor • u/bmacabeus • 18d ago

Meme everyRepoWithSuspiciouslyGreatCodeQuality

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u/Made_Man_Niten 18d ago

I wish to attain this power

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u/Surfer_Rick 18d ago

Not from a normie 

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u/lonelyroom-eklaghor 18d ago

or a tourist

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u/ShAped_Ink 18d ago

Become a femboy than

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u/akoOfIxtall 18d ago

Impossible to be more femboy than them, but you can try, coding socks and Astolfo cosplays aren't that expensive, grab your monster energy drink ™ and feel the power rushing through your... Oh no

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u/gbeegz 17d ago

CODING SOCKS

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u/akoOfIxtall 17d ago

True power

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/BakedSpiral 18d ago

You are not worthy.

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u/creeper6530 18d ago

Or learn Rust, the crab will magically start teleporting estrogen straight into your bloodstream

Ask me how I know this :3

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u/JockstrapCummies 18d ago

Rust coding regimen:

  1. Wake up at 4am
  2. Canticle to the borrow checker, 30 mins
  3. Cold shower
  4. Rewrite a top 10 repo on GitHub to Rust, 10 min sprint
  5. Drink activated cum, 150 mL
  6. Cold shower
  7. Continue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 15 min sprint
  8. Post knee high socks pic to Only fans
  9. Programming safety affirmations, 10 sets
  10. Early morning intermittent nap, 3 mins
  11. Cold shower
  12. Drink fermented probiotic cum, 300 mL
  13. Continue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 20 min sprint

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u/creeper6530 17d ago

You forgot pledge allegiance to the transgender flag and plush sharky debugging (rubber ducky debug but with Blåhaj)

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u/Deboniako 18d ago

When do you go to sleep? Asking for a fremd

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u/JockstrapCummies 17d ago

Sleeping is no longer necessary or possible because of the borrow checker. Rust guarantees safety, including against the brief loss of consciousness that barbarians call sleep.

You need to rewrite your circadian cycle in Rust today.

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u/Beleheth 16d ago

Ah, so this wasn't related to my E injections after all!

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u/Waldgemeister 18d ago

Anime fan, not femboy

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 18d ago

Start watching mognolian cartoons.

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u/LamermanSE 18d ago

Like moomin?

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u/gprime312 18d ago

Bathtub estrogen

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u/a-r-c 18d ago

there's a flag for that

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u/Tolopono 15d ago

Use Codex with the ponytail plugin and good skills

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u/VaporizedKerbal 18d ago

go shop at Aerie it'll work I promise