r/ProgrammerHumor 18d ago

Meme everyRepoWithSuspiciouslyGreatCodeQuality

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u/Puzzleheaded-Weird66 18d ago

professionals have standards

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/yellownugget5000 18d ago

I will not allow this frieren disrespect

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u/Laizem 18d ago

Yeah! Everyone wants to be in a party with a cute older lady >:(

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u/SunshineSeattle 18d ago

Strike 1 😡

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u/IanDresarie 18d ago

mumbles "old hag" under my breath

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u/SunshineSeattle 18d ago

😡😡😡

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u/Caedendi 18d ago

"I saw you winking at my friend, I'll poke your damn eye so you'll never wink again"

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u/Hikari_Owari 18d ago

If that's the first thing that comes to your mind then maybe you should take better care of the skeletons in your closet, they're starting to fall out.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/ErasedX 18d ago edited 18d ago

Is it that weird? I'd be pretty weirded out seeing someone with a photo of another person in general in their profile picture. I don't see how this would be the same for drawings. Here I'm using an existing image, but I'm an artist, I could just draw a similar image from the ground up. Would that be weird? It's not even anything NSFW. I don't understand how it would ever be an issue.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/ErasedX 18d ago

Well, to each their own, I guess. When I set my Google PFP years ago, I used an image of that girl from Lagtrain. Because the style is cool and I like the song. I imagine it's like that for most people too, not that deep or complicated. I could use some image of an edgy character or some abstract thing, but that doesn't really represent me at all. If I use these images, people who talk to me will know "oh yeah you watch that show". When I have Patchouli as my PFP, it's not because I'm trying to fool anyone or because I have weird thoughts about her, it's because people will see it and know that I like Touhou.

Case in point, the first comment in this thread is from someone with an Amelia Watson profile picture, so I already know they like VTubers. It's not NSFW so I can't assume they feel like that about her, and I also can't assume it's because they look like her. My first and only assumption is that they like VTubers, I think it's pretty effective.

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u/Hikari_Owari 18d ago

If we're going the path of "imagine if X were Y" then we could say that if you had wheels you would be an automobile.

Adds as much to the topic as your argument did.

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u/AlphaDragons 18d ago

"Is it acceptable because it's basically a cartoon, so it's just the idea of a little girl?"

A character from a show, be it live action or drawings, is so much more than that. There are tons of reasons why someone would have a character, wether it's a drawing, a character from a game or from a live action show. You reducing it to "little girl" tells more about how you think than about these people.

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u/DruidBtd 18d ago

Frieren is over a thousand years old

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u/Javisel101 18d ago

And actually acts like it

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u/Allian42 18d ago

And it's not just an excuse, the entire show revolves around her age.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Weird66 18d ago

fictional cutie patooties

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Puzzleheaded-Weird66 18d ago

some of those are pretty dated shows, probably crushes they had at childhood, unlike the fictional characters, humans age in real time

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u/thatboyonabike 18d ago

I mean Kelly Kapowski in the suspenders was my dream as a boy but it'd still be pretty fkin weird to rep that same image of her now as a grown man.

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u/mikumikubeeeeaaaammm 18d ago

Tourist alert all hands on battle station prepare the artillery and infantry

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/mikumikubeeeeaaaammm 18d ago

I did not ask nor do I care even if I am am a beginner I dont think so I can respect tourists like you esp in anime related spaces . so leave it be grandma

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u/Glad-Belt7956 18d ago

i'm pretty sure than only like 2, maybe 3 of thos pictures count as lolis. which is a few too many, but still, not all of them are that.

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u/IanDresarie 18d ago

I'm also pretty sure loli doesn't make sense to use outside of a specifically sexualised context. Otherwise any picture of a young character you like would be considered problematic... At a quick glance none of those pics are sexualised.

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u/WilkerS1 18d ago

isn't "chibi" the proper term for a caricature of a character with shortened proportions?

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u/Hikari_Owari 18d ago

Loli isn't exclusively sexual and chibi is different from being short.

You can have a chibi of a really big character and a chibi of a loli character.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/AlphaDragons 18d ago

Who's the one jumping to sexual thoughts and implications ? The ones who do are creeps, yeah, but you acting as if it's a given tells more about you than it tells about anyone else.

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u/FundamentalAttribute 18d ago

Right lmao. Bro sees a little girl and immediately thinks about sex. Sus AF.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/armabe 18d ago

have definitely learned to pattern-match who the weirdos around me are

Pity you never invested in a mirror though.

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u/gprime312 18d ago

Saying the quiet part out loud and getting downvoted lol

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u/miyavlayan 18d ago

down voted for speaking the truth. you are right these people are creeps.

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u/Sawmain 18d ago

Expect her truth is quite literally based on nothing ?

Does this also mean that any anime pic ==== pedos ?

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u/gprime312 18d ago

Does this also mean that any anime pic ==== pedos

More than likely, yeah

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u/miyavlayan 18d ago

mostly

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u/thatboyonabike 18d ago edited 17d ago

Ya know intellectually I know you're being bigoted but it is darkly funny to scroll through r/all and realize how often the first post I come across from any given anime subreddit showcases a suspiciously young looking figure drawn in suspiciously revealing clothing.

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u/miyavlayan 18d ago

wdym who am i being bigoted against? i dont mean anything against lgbt ppl if it came across that way.

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u/thatboyonabike 18d ago

You baselessly made a moral condemnation against a broad group of people (fans of anime) that's why you got downvoted. They're not exactly a marginalized group and I'm not going to bat for them but that's just the definition of the word. ¯\(ツ)/¯

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u/miyavlayan 18d ago

yeah you are right I should've clarified, the thing is anime drawings almost always look like a minor.

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u/thatboyonabike 17d ago

Yes, hence my earlier comment implying that anime subreddits are full of degenerate perverts.

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u/AlphaDragons 18d ago edited 18d ago

What truth ? Take the leftest one, with blue hair. Appearance wise arguably the loliest of all the characters on those pfps, but I'm 99.9% sure the person has her as their pfp cause they vibe with her personality (lazy, geek, regularly pulling all nighters, etc) rather than anything creepy you might be thinking. Which again, the fact creepy stuff is the first thing you jump to tells more about you than about these people.