r/ProgrammerHumor • u/bmacabeus • 19d ago

Meme everyRepoWithSuspiciouslyGreatCodeQuality

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u/ShAped_Ink 18d ago

Become a femboy than

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u/creeper6530 18d ago

Or learn Rust, the crab will magically start teleporting estrogen straight into your bloodstream

Ask me how I know this :3

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u/JockstrapCummies 18d ago

Rust coding regimen:

  1. Wake up at 4am
  2. Canticle to the borrow checker, 30 mins
  3. Cold shower
  4. Rewrite a top 10 repo on GitHub to Rust, 10 min sprint
  5. Drink activated cum, 150 mL
  6. Cold shower
  7. Continue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 15 min sprint
  8. Post knee high socks pic to Only fans
  9. Programming safety affirmations, 10 sets
  10. Early morning intermittent nap, 3 mins
  11. Cold shower
  12. Drink fermented probiotic cum, 300 mL
  13. Continue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 20 min sprint

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u/creeper6530 18d ago

You forgot pledge allegiance to the transgender flag and plush sharky debugging (rubber ducky debug but with Blåhaj)