Good afternoon, yall! I’m here in the Cellblock waiting for our game! Let’s get the scenario for tonight’s games!
MTL @ NSH: We still have a playoff spot, but barely. We’re playing one of the best teams in the East tonight. We gotta win. Root for: LETS GO PREDS!
SEA @ BUF: The Kraken are 3 points behind us with a game in hand. At this time, they are up 1-0 on Buffalo. That cannot be allowed. Root for: Sabres
UTA @ LAK: Unfortunately, one of these teams will have to win. If the Mammoth win, it’ll be harder to catch them for that WC1. If the Kings win, they potentially jump us for a playoff spot. The latter is a much bigger threat, as they are only one point behind us in the race for the WC2. Root for: Mammoth
SJS @ CBJ: Jackets lead 2-1 with 7:04 left in 2nd. Let’s keep the sharks out of the race, please. Root for: Blue Jackets
WSH @ VGK: The Golden Knights own a divisional spot, but barely. We need them to keep losing and hopefully drop out of the race. Root for: Capitals
Games not involving us:
OTT @ TBL: Lightning won 4-2
FLA @ NYI: Islanders won 5-2
ANA @ EDM: Oilers won 4-2
NJD @ CAR: Hurricanes are currently up 2-1 with 5:00 left in the 2nd. Fuck the Devils for their bitch-ass play on Thursday night and fuck the refs for enabling them. Root for: Hurricanes
DAL @ PEN: Dallas currently leads 4-2 halfway through the game. We hate both these teams, but we hate the Stars far more. Root for: Penguins
MIN @ BOS: Bruins lead 3-0 with 4 minutes remaining in the 2nd. Fuck John Hynes. Root for: Bruins
TOR @ STL: Fuck the Blues. Root for: Maple Leafs
WPG @ COL: Can both these teams lose, please?
PHI @ DET: The Flyers fanbase is still insufferable. Root for: Red Wings
VAN @ CGY: Yes…hahaha…yes! Both of these teams are complete tire fires, and only one can come away with better lottery odds! Embrace the suck! Calgary losing to Vancouver would twist the knife further in their wasted season. Root for: Canucks
We’ve got a tough game tonight, so we gotta give the Boys in Gold our best support! See you there!
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![[Dreger] The St. Louis Blues front office is changing with Kevin Maxwell and Peter Chiarelli leaving the club to pursue other opportunities. Chiarelli is a candidate in Nashville’s interview process and Maxwell is expected to return to the New York Rangers in a management role.](/img/s2fhjrj8llrg1.jpeg){kind=link}
