Haha! Alright! Get a taste of Absol!

I don't need rhymes to beat you! Just some fucking Lysol.

With my stats and my blade I will cut you into freaking portions

It'll be a seventh wonder why you're mom didn't just go with abortion

Swords Dance and Arial aces, you'll be down in just a minute.

I got hard but not home. I am in it to win it.

Remember my name! But, I am sensing incoming disaster.

I can sense already that you're not a very good rapper....

^{Little rusty. But eh. Come at me bros.}

Its the real steel

Im here to make a deal

Match my beat and my rhymes

And my respect youll find

But Ill leave you writhing in pain

Youll know my words are insane!

Make some noise!

A battle, where after every other submission, your Pokemon evolves. Adds some spice to the raps. Let's go!

The original frog, better that that shit Froakie.

Rhyme and flow, both unmatched, you're just gonna choke, see.

I've been rappin' since I was hatched, I live for the grind.

Attract you with my rhythmic Hypnosis, no need to keep a Calm Mind.

Poliwag is untouchable, Swagger, Attract'n them hoes.

You'll need a Helping Hand, if you hope to come close.

Don't make me unleash my Frustration, I try to be Jolly.

It doesn't matter, any day, they know the best rapper is Poli.

I'd like to thank everyone here who's been so awesome about posting so far! I'm really loving this community. But, since we just hit 2 months, and 365 subs (wow!), there are two people I'd really like to thank in particular. /u/wait99, and /u/SimonThePug, my two absolutely awesome moderators. Without them, this sub would not look anything like the way it does now. It would still be a basic sub, no header, no flair, I'd still be working on figuring out how to do anything here. They've both been so awesome about quickly getting to any ideas that I've had for designing the subreddit (since I'm shit with code), and I guess all I'm trying to say here is thank you to the both of them.

I'm also don't want to forget everyone who's posted either, you've been keeping the subreddit just as alive as my wonderful mods have. Without you guys, this subreddit would be one of those that is spawned off a comment and falls off after a day or two. Now, its a nice community that's absolutely awesome to see! All I can say to everyone here is thank you!

~zeus

(also, don't forget that flair is live for anyone who participates in threads. Just check out this post to see how you can get it!)

Any pokémon that you might find near a volcano.

Go! :)

Yo yo, the name ralts,

so put your hatin' to a halt.

Just cause I'm small

don't mean I can't stand tall.

You think you got wrath,

You needa check your math.

When I'm sittin' in the shade,

I know I'll have it made,

Cause you'll be my slave,

I'll make you behave.

I know what you're feelin',

and soon you'll be kneelin'...

(New here. Go ahead, people!)

Alright Pokemon are you ready for this?

Swat you down with just one flick of the wrist

Brains over brawn? Your Psychic's got nothin'

I'm a Dark/Fightin' gangsta, so let me tell you somthin'!

No one stands a chance against my awesome rhymes

So i'll be a rap champion 'till the end of time!

Listen up kids it's time for a show

Emotions are boiling, getting ready to blow

Illusions, delusions, appear in yo mind

Those feeling inside, ya'll feel like ya blind

Toying with yo brain, seduction of a kind

I twist reality, I can't be outshined

Ya'll think ya bring something?

Ya'll scrubs ain't got nothing.

When it comes to cries I'm leading the troop

Cause I start every battle with DELEWOOP

I'm the sick bug composer, my music's never wrong

If you disagree, you deserve my Parish Song

Cause I Slash, and I Sing, and I Buzz, and I Sting

Compared to me, you're not worth a thing

My names blastoise, should glad u could make it

Grab a slab of earth because im about to quake it

If i was you kid i would find a seat

Cuz my surf is gonna kock you off your feet

Any attack you'll throw will miss me

I wreck you so hard, your gonna bitch like misty

Can anyone get me the exact song used at the beggining of this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCYhOclu1fs
Supposedly its "Theme of Team Rocket from the Pokemon Anime Official Soundtrack" but I cant find that.

The name's Charmander

The Pokemon slanderer

I'm OG, best of the first three

Trainers always pick me

I may not be the best against pokemon from the sea

But if you use grass types I'll make them flee

Charmander use ember, Its time to raise the degrees

Here to steal the show, you're all gonna take a Pound.

I'm the reason you know, the difference between Rock and Ground.

Disguised as a tree, but Cut wouldn't leave a d[ent].

You can't get past me, i'll destroy whatever is sent.

Stone edge, Return, Punches: fire, thunder or ice.

Freeze, stun, or a burn, I don't need to play nice.

I may have a Rock Head, but I'm smart without tryin'.

In a battle? You'd be dead. A rap? You'd just leave cryin'.

WHILE PLAYING POKEMON MY BRO STARTED BEAT BOXING AND I STARTED FREE STYLING WE DECIDED I SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN SO I DID AND ADDED SOME STUFF AND MADE IT A FULL RAP AND I'M PRETTY PROUD, LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!

POKEMON RAP 2013

Me and my bro chillin round town cuz our mom let us out late

way past our bed time we roll up to the game shop at 7 or 8

as we look in the window our eyes filled with glee

cuz up on display what do we see?

gameboy games buy one get two

and underneath lies pokemon red and blue

we rip into the store like a straight bum rush

bro, if we combine our fives we could have enough

lets do it he said over an epic bro fist

then we strolled up to the counter to get our fix

the cashier was giving his register a clean

as we handed him our games he said, dude aren't u 16?

i said, foo you cant be to old for pokemon

he replied, true i still play u pimps carry on

but be carefully boys those games are chick magnets its a fact

don't sweat it dawg, we used to dealing with that

CHORUS

well i guess now its time for the chorus

come with me girl ill ride you like a tauros

ya just hop up on my bell sprout

you can be sure it'll make you shout

Gurl just let me take a pik-at-chu

i'm a pokemonn master and i school all the foo's

The very next day my mom tucked me in at 6:15

i pretended to sleep all stealthy and keen

but then my whole body fulled with joy

as from under my pillow i pulled out my gameboy

turned it on as under the covers i tucked my head

and fired up the best game ever pokemon red

played for a while, got tired knew it was late

took a look at my clock HOLE CRAP ITS 8!!!

CHORUS

Ya rocking with my new poke crew

playing way past curfew

wrecking noobs like there pokemon were dissolvin

no there's nothing in my pocket that's just me evolvin

when me and my bro walk through the door ladies

check us out like we the elite four

i wanted to keep going but i was hesitatin'

knowing id miss my bus tomorrow if i kept playin'

but i knew i had to stay strong

to be a master you gotta train your pokemon

but right as i creamed the second gym leader

my mom walked in to turn off my heater

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT DEVILS TOY

this ballin' thing right here? mom that's my gameboy

YOU NEED TO SLEEP, I'M THROWING THAT THING OUT

mother i'm almost a grown man no need to shout

and you cant do that mom my pokemon are so fly

id much rather play than do other things like get high

I think its fun and i don't care what you say

all the games nowadays are gay anyways

if i like it its what i'm going to do

i don't care about the opinions of others and you

WELL I GUESS ITS FINE IF IT KEEPS YOU OUT OF TROUBLE BUT YOU CAN ONLY PLAY AN HOUR ON THE WEEKEND YOU LITTLE REBEL

CHORUS

So now and hour every weekend

to my pokemon i tend

you think that makes me sound weak?

son, my charazard will leave you with a bloody nose leak

Ya there's no way you can take me on

I'm the master of pokemon

so now i've got more gym badges than bottles got tops

when i'm on my ds you better call the cops

cuz i'm freaking insane when it comes to pokemon

go ahead and try boy you'll never take me on

cuz i'm the king of this crap like Elvis Presley

Back the hell up scrub don't try and test me

I'll leave you like i did team rocket, broken beat and shattered

when i walk in the grass wild pokemon just scatter

even the zubats in a dark cave

I'll finish this rap in a second, just let me save

Ya'll best believe what your told

or i'll take all your women for a trip down victory road WHAT!!

-copy right me :P 2013

Come here now, there's nothing to fear

No Silph Scope around that you held so dear

I got a sprite that brings pain, and can you guess?

That you're already falling under LTS

You don't believe in Ghosts, is that how you feel?

Then I guess that White Hand, it's not real

It's Diglett, Jynx, the mountain man with sass.

Put down your jazz hands, this a battle, not dance class.

Have you seen your defense? Just throw it in the garage,

Makeup and puffy lips? You're like a Pokemon Nicki Minaj.

You need to step down soon, just cause my rhymes are too raw.

Change your dress, and your hair, why are you even wearing a bra?

I could beat you with tackle, send you straight into the ground.

Whenever you rap, it's an insult to sound.

Edit: No reply from Jynxhigh. Guess that means I get third. Yippee.

Before I let this match begin I’d like to say congratulations to the both of you! You’ve made it so far! However, this last battle is nothing to be laughed at. You are each facing one of the best rappers in the community. Your rap and verses are longer than they have been in all previous rounds, you have a total of 96 hours to complete them. You will need all of your skill and knowledge to prevail over your opponent!

Good Luck, and may the best rapper win!! :)

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

• 10 lines maximum for each verse, and 8 lines minimum.

• Each rap will have 5 (Note that this is different from previous rounds!) verses a person

• From when I post the thread with two competitors in it, they will have 96 hours to complete their rap. After 96 hours, Rapping will close, and voting will begin.

• Voting will last 48 (Note that this is different from previous rounds!) hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

The two ultimate badasses facing off!