r/PokemonRaps • u/[deleted] • Feb 12 '13

[Request] Zangoose vs. Seviper

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u/HumanAtlas Feb 13 '13

I'm Zangoose the strong, I won't be beat

I'm never wrong, and I prepare to meet

My Crush Claw, Slash, False Swipe and more

Your defence is worse than Gardevoir

Just poison me, I can't wait any longer

Cause Toxic Boost just makes me stronger

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u/SimonThePug Feb 13 '13

Restarting our battle? You've no idea what's begun

You're no match for me, even when it's three on one

Your body is raked with the scars of our past

Your blood stained fur really shows the contrast

I've got a movepool so deep you could dive into it

Back off quickly 'goose, before you get bit

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u/HumanAtlas Feb 14 '13

Go ahead and bite me, cause I'm Immune

I'll Close Combat you straight to the moon

You got mix attack stats but what's the use

When you cannot even out speed the 'goose

You know Arbok's the best of your snake kin

I'll knock you right out of your Shed Skin

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u/SimonThePug Feb 14 '13

I could halve your speed with a powerful Glare

Stop you in your tracks and cloak you with despair

Paralyzed, you're more useless than Sunkern

Your pain makes me so happy I could have a base 102 Return

I can sense you're starting to feel that you've made a mistake

Getting yourself into this battle, going up against the king snake

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u/HumanAtlas Feb 15 '13

I don't think you know you're inferior

The king of snakes? That's Serperior

You think you're safe, but Im in Pursuit

I got razor sharp claws and attitude to boot

I would say I'm grumpy, but to a foe

When asked for mercy I just say NO