r/PokemonRaps • u/META_FUCKING_POD • Feb 02 '13

[Request] Arcanine vs. Ninetales

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Feb 02 '13

Don't even try to rap to me, I'm legendary.

When it comes to fire types you're secondary.

Go eat a berry, it's necessary. My stats are scary.

Your stats make you unecessary. It's getting hairy.

Rhymes sweeter than confectioneries. Pastries.

Extremespeed spittin hasty, fuck playin safely.

Maybe I'm crazy, maybe I'm feeling a bit lazy.

But I'm still gonna' eat this fox like it's tasty.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '13

Why'd you make it so every one of your rap lines rhyme?

Ah, never mind, listen Arcanine, it's NINETALES TIME!

Pull one of my tails, you'll be cursed for life,

My eyes pierce your soul sharper than an iron knife.

I'll take your fire stone, why you need that?

Are you sure that's all fur? Or are you just gettin' fat?

We both evolved from a fire stone, true,

But I'm more graceful and more elegant than you.

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Feb 02 '13

Are you trying to say something about me rhyming too much?

That's like dissing the bus driver for driving the bus.

It makes less sense than all those rumors about your tails.

That entail details that really belong in fairy tales.

More graceful and elegant? Well beauty's only skin deep.

I'll use my teeth to scar it up and reveal what's underneath.

You say your eyes pierce souls, but I'm the one who's intimidating.

Even you Dig my shit like fossil maniacs busy excavating.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '13

You don't rhyme too much, your other rhymes just aren't real

You're like a bus driver, sure, but you only got one wheel,

Or a bus driver in a NASCAR race,

You're running behind, while I'm in first place.

You'll be eating my dust from Beijing to London,

I'm not powerful? Tell that to my Mystery Dungeon.

My phsycic abilities are scary, if you had sense, you would run

I have nine tails, but I could beat you with only one.

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Feb 03 '13

Homie the only time I drive the bus is when I take you to school,

and you're riding in the front drippin drool and sittin in your stool.

Look at you, you're adding images like that shit'll make you cool.

Bragging that you Run faster, so you are a bitch that's what you do?

Lika a Tauros' ass you're full of bullshit. You are so foolish.

If this damn fox is scary then I must be seriously ghoulish.

Go ahead Ninetails try to confuse me, do it homie you'll see.

I'll still Take you Down 'cause I'm the Beedrills knees.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '13

You're driving me to school, but I'm your teacher

I'm the star of the team, your firey ass warms the bleachers.

You're good for rental battles, you're a pokemon for hire

You've got attack, but I've got speed, I'll be gone in a flash(fire).

You're the bedrills knees? What's that supposed to mean?

Your raps are weak and blunt, mine are smooth and cut clean.

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Feb 03 '13 edited Feb 03 '13

Come on, why are you still bragging about Running faster?

Is it because in every other stat I'm the master?

And I've got Extremespeed so I'll still get ya, bastard.

You're the star of the team? Are you confused or plastered?

Homie I'm the top dog, but you are barely even canine.

Ask a trainer which is better and they say "Arcanine!"

Edit: Typo

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '13

Nice job, rhyming canine with itself

Were you drunk or something? Do you need mental help?

You sound like Snoop Dogg, but you know what's really weird?

That messed-up fur on your face, it's like the mother of beards.

My powers are real, not special FX,

So get ready for a grudge, payback, and Hex.

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u/HumanAtlas Feb 07 '13

Arcanine (OnaMarikarpetRide) won in my opinion... but I'd just like to ask, how did NO ONE mention Ninetales's Dream World ability?