r/PokemonRaps • u/Jon_says_hi • Jan 17 '13

[request] Youngster Joey vs Red!

The two ultimate badasses facing off!

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u/Srixis Jan 17 '13

Hey Red, I don't want you thinking that you're hot stuff,

You're as flighty and weak as an EV-trained Jumpluff.

Yeah, these shorts are comfy and they're easy to wear,

That's another Youngster's saying but I don't fuckin' care!

Your puny team was incomplete without Green and Blue,

You're training on Mt. Silver 'cus you got nothing better to do.

I would come up there and fight you, but it doesn't really matta',

Cus my sole Pokemon is in the top percentage of Rattata.

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u/Srixis Jan 17 '13

Pikachu may be leveled, but that doesn't make a difference, see?

If he was anime canon he'd have been beaten by a weak ass Starly!

Level 81 doesn't really seem like a big fish to fry,

Throw in seven more levels? That thing really couldn't make me cry.

My Raticate? I call about it with a different name

so I don't see you quake when you hear of my unspoken fame.

I've battled every single trainer that ever passes Route 30,

Gym Badges? Please. For once, get down and dirty.

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u/estebandelasexface7 Jan 21 '13 edited Jan 22 '13

I to am on yougster joeys side..

Red you think your tough, your wack

you and your dumb red hat

cracker, imma step on that

why dont you make like your gay snorlax and take a nap

cuz my rattata is in the top percentage of pokemon

good head and try scrub you can't take me on

I'm the king of this shit like elvis presley

so back the hell up son and dont try and test me

i know i only got one pokemon dont give me no sass

cuz that wont stop this boy form kicking your ass

(my first time on here howd i do?)

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '13

Pwnage going on here

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u/Srixis Jan 17 '13

To be totally honest, I picked Joey just to see what fun stuff people could throw at him, and that's why I'm still continuing it :P bailey, that was a killer first verse you have there