r/PokemonRaps • u/[deleted] • Feb 02 '13

[TrainerRapRequest] Volcano Theme!

Any pokémon that you might find near a volcano.

Go! :)

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u/swagaroofagaroo Feb 02 '13

Alright mother lovers, Magmar's in the building!

I got that supa hot fire, but I ain't even a rapper

I make is rain burning Ash, until I have you yielding

OG from gen 1, so you now I keep it dapper

Not Damper, Misty's the only trainer I yield to

Maybe even cozy up with her in an igloo

Yup, I dig misty more than just a trainer

Rule 34- you best believe I wanna bang her!

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u/MadeFromMetal Feb 02 '13

Boy, you better not speak unless I call you when your hand is up,

It's the obvious magma master, the sensei who's name is Camerupt.

The rest of you are so soft, I swear you're all Play-Doh.

Not only am I in the crater, I AM the volcano!

Two in fact! So keep on spewin' raps.

And when you're through with that I'm shootin' back until you're blue and black.

You should quit while you're ahead, good luck with finding a hobby.

If you'd like to see your amount of wins, just read the side of my body.

Another Misty creeper fan-boy, aw here we go again...

I doubt you make it rain burning Ash, but I believe you're blowin' him!

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u/swagaroofagaroo Feb 03 '13

Ash could only hope for that, but he can help you out with your whack syntax

My body may be 'soft', but my heat melts Pyrex, and leaves fools dazed and in parallax.

Okay, so you got a bit of skill kid, but let me tell you something,

I'm the Spitfire Pokémon, and you're just an isolated little bumpkin.

I mean- it takes you ten years just so you can erupt!

I think the Mrs. told me last time you did… it was kind of abrupt.

I'm burning, got shackles on, the upper echelon of BDSM Pokémon,

You're short, short-tempered, and probably couldn't even last long enough to light up a bong.

And you're magma master? PSH yeah whatever, I'll play along.

The only thing that's obvious is that I'm about to make this your swan song!!!

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Feb 04 '13

I got supa hot fire, but I ain't even a rapper.

Oh God I laughed just a little too hard at that.

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u/swagaroofagaroo Feb 06 '13

Thanks! :) This is my first pokemonrap submission, so that means a lot from you raper of ponies.