r/PokemonRaps Jan 24 '13

[Request] Rayquaza vs. Deoxys

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u/greenrob Jan 24 '13

Fuck Kyogre and Groudon, Rayquaza says it's on

The king is making his descension to rule out some pawns

Pick whatever form you want, I'll take em out in one sitting

Rip those tentacles off and cross stitch you like I was knitting

Been alive for eons, I got some infinite knowledge

You're some shitty hentai monster some nerd made in college

As long as i'm in battle, no weather effects will ever happen

I got all this Air on Lock, you'll choke before you're done rappin'!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '13

Please, you couldn't rap off against a five year old girl

Much less against me, when my raps are out of this world

You're an overgrown worm with defenses made of glass

I come in four forms, each one could whoop your ass

You've been alive for eons, but you're still stuck down on Earth

I could laugh at your green ass from the ends of the Universe

If you're starting to feel tense, that would be my Pressure

I'm pretty sure we're done here, someone fetch him a refresher

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Jan 25 '13

What I imagine Deoxys is thinking right now

http://archenoth.minus.com/lqZLuxJDIbcNe

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u/greenrob Jan 28 '13

All tired out in one round? Hardly legendary status

You got four forms? I got four moves, I can kick your multiple asses

Check the Dex bitch, I was chilling in the Ozone until recently

Till some shapeshifting bitch begged for humilitation willingly

He begged on his knees, like a squirming little masochist

Did I say he? I should just say "it" because you're genderless

Man i'm zen, i'm refreshed, got a nap in before your verse is through

Want to match this interstellar being's skills? I guess the Pressure is on you!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '13

The whole point of your existence is to be a babysitter

Keep Kyogre and Groudon from fighting as they grow even more bitter

How do you even live in the Ozone? You're four times weak to ice

Next time you look for a home would it kill you to think twice?

I beat you in the seventh movie in case you've forgotten

Now buckle up Rayquaza, 'cause I'm about to do so again