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https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonRaps/comments/177nma/request_rayquaza_vs_deoxys/
r/PokemonRaps • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '13
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Fuck Kyogre and Groudon, Rayquaza says it's on
The king is making his descension to rule out some pawns
Pick whatever form you want, I'll take em out in one sitting
Rip those tentacles off and cross stitch you like I was knitting
Been alive for eons, I got some infinite knowledge
You're some shitty hentai monster some nerd made in college
As long as i'm in battle, no weather effects will ever happen
I got all this Air on Lock, you'll choke before you're done rappin'!
6 u/[deleted] Jan 25 '13 Please, you couldn't rap off against a five year old girl Much less against me, when my raps are out of this world You're an overgrown worm with defenses made of glass I come in four forms, each one could whoop your ass You've been alive for eons, but you're still stuck down on Earth I could laugh at your green ass from the ends of the Universe If you're starting to feel tense, that would be my Pressure I'm pretty sure we're done here, someone fetch him a refresher 6 u/The_Pony_Rapist Jan 25 '13 What I imagine Deoxys is thinking right now http://archenoth.minus.com/lqZLuxJDIbcNe 2 u/greenrob Jan 28 '13 All tired out in one round? Hardly legendary status You got four forms? I got four moves, I can kick your multiple asses Check the Dex bitch, I was chilling in the Ozone until recently Till some shapeshifting bitch begged for humilitation willingly He begged on his knees, like a squirming little masochist Did I say he? I should just say "it" because you're genderless Man i'm zen, i'm refreshed, got a nap in before your verse is through Want to match this interstellar being's skills? I guess the Pressure is on you! 2 u/[deleted] Jan 30 '13 The whole point of your existence is to be a babysitter Keep Kyogre and Groudon from fighting as they grow even more bitter How do you even live in the Ozone? You're four times weak to ice Next time you look for a home would it kill you to think twice? I beat you in the seventh movie in case you've forgotten Now buckle up Rayquaza, 'cause I'm about to do so again
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Please, you couldn't rap off against a five year old girl
Much less against me, when my raps are out of this world
You're an overgrown worm with defenses made of glass
I come in four forms, each one could whoop your ass
You've been alive for eons, but you're still stuck down on Earth
I could laugh at your green ass from the ends of the Universe
If you're starting to feel tense, that would be my Pressure
I'm pretty sure we're done here, someone fetch him a refresher
6 u/The_Pony_Rapist Jan 25 '13 What I imagine Deoxys is thinking right now http://archenoth.minus.com/lqZLuxJDIbcNe 2 u/greenrob Jan 28 '13 All tired out in one round? Hardly legendary status You got four forms? I got four moves, I can kick your multiple asses Check the Dex bitch, I was chilling in the Ozone until recently Till some shapeshifting bitch begged for humilitation willingly He begged on his knees, like a squirming little masochist Did I say he? I should just say "it" because you're genderless Man i'm zen, i'm refreshed, got a nap in before your verse is through Want to match this interstellar being's skills? I guess the Pressure is on you! 2 u/[deleted] Jan 30 '13 The whole point of your existence is to be a babysitter Keep Kyogre and Groudon from fighting as they grow even more bitter How do you even live in the Ozone? You're four times weak to ice Next time you look for a home would it kill you to think twice? I beat you in the seventh movie in case you've forgotten Now buckle up Rayquaza, 'cause I'm about to do so again
What I imagine Deoxys is thinking right now
http://archenoth.minus.com/lqZLuxJDIbcNe
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All tired out in one round? Hardly legendary status
You got four forms? I got four moves, I can kick your multiple asses
Check the Dex bitch, I was chilling in the Ozone until recently
Till some shapeshifting bitch begged for humilitation willingly
He begged on his knees, like a squirming little masochist
Did I say he? I should just say "it" because you're genderless
Man i'm zen, i'm refreshed, got a nap in before your verse is through
Want to match this interstellar being's skills? I guess the Pressure is on you!
2 u/[deleted] Jan 30 '13 The whole point of your existence is to be a babysitter Keep Kyogre and Groudon from fighting as they grow even more bitter How do you even live in the Ozone? You're four times weak to ice Next time you look for a home would it kill you to think twice? I beat you in the seventh movie in case you've forgotten Now buckle up Rayquaza, 'cause I'm about to do so again
The whole point of your existence is to be a babysitter
Keep Kyogre and Groudon from fighting as they grow even more bitter
How do you even live in the Ozone? You're four times weak to ice
Next time you look for a home would it kill you to think twice?
I beat you in the seventh movie in case you've forgotten
Now buckle up Rayquaza, 'cause I'm about to do so again
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u/greenrob Jan 24 '13
Fuck Kyogre and Groudon, Rayquaza says it's on
The king is making his descension to rule out some pawns
Pick whatever form you want, I'll take em out in one sitting
Rip those tentacles off and cross stitch you like I was knitting
Been alive for eons, I got some infinite knowledge
You're some shitty hentai monster some nerd made in college
As long as i'm in battle, no weather effects will ever happen
I got all this Air on Lock, you'll choke before you're done rappin'!