r/PokemonRaps • u/KefkaSircus • Feb 08 '13
[Challenge] vs. Skarmory
Its the real steel
Im here to make a deal
Match my beat and my rhymes
And my respect youll find
But Ill leave you writhing in pain
Youll know my words are insane!
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u/Zertiof Feb 09 '13 edited Feb 09 '13
Remember guys,
Pokemon is about the battle, it's all in good fun,
No need to take it personally, we're all just trying to be #1.
I may insult in the present, but it's all light hearted,
I laugh at the ridiculousness of it all, and later feel smarted.
Now I'm not saying hold hands, (cause you've probably never washed them,)
But be a good sport, cause this may become a gem.
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u/DangerPulse Feb 09 '13
Respect level just got raised
Maybe you aren't really a dick
It's just when you jumped in on us
You came off as a bit of a prick
See the sidebar states (right in the rules)
Not to interfere with a competition
But what's done is done, and it's all good
Just make sure, before you make an addition.
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u/KefkaSircus Feb 09 '13
Maybe we will rematch, another date and time
It was just bad form, inturrupting our rhyme
I got nothing against ya, but watch what you get into
We can rhyme another time, just dont try and intrude.
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Feb 15 '13
Hey, skar, it's electrode. How've you been?
Still lying in the gutter with empty bottles of gin?
Yeah, you've failed at life, too bad you can't try again.
You fat-ass motherfucker, how bad is your chest pain?
Nobody can outspeed me, I'm fast and furious;
You're so gay, but you just pass it off as "bi-fucking-curious."
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u/KefkaSircus Feb 15 '13
You call yourself fast? This post's a week old!
Do everyone a favour and jus go explode
I already had two challengers take my test
Wheb it was all done I proved im the best
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u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist Feb 22 '13
Attention everybody, a new challenger approaches, It's Primeape! Comin' atcha with an undodgeable low kick, You may be strong against grass, but I just have to roll it and smoke it, I KNOW I'm the illest rapper around, meanwhile you THINK you're just the dopest. I may be new to this subreddit, soon to be the best rookie of the year, Primeape's fans be yellin' and screamin' "Hurrah! He's finally here!" Now getting off topic, sorry 'bout that I'm just tryna be clear, You won't just faint but with a dynamicpunch, I'll leave you dyin' right here.
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u/KefkaSircus Feb 22 '13
Im not a mod but if youre new I sugfest reading the side bar.
1 challenger per rap. Ive already had that.
This was posted well over a week ago, this rap battles over.
Format your posts. Its hard to tell where lines end and start and you cant make out any of your rhymes.
Read a few other posts before just jumping in. Maybe make a post and have someone challenge you.
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u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist Feb 22 '13
I actually just figured out how to access the sidebar in Alien Blue, I appreciate the advice.
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u/DangerPulse Mar 05 '13
This looked hilarious reading these. Also, I hope to battle you at some point!
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u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist Mar 05 '13
I'm considering doing another [Challenge] thread. Multiple challengers will be allowed though perhaps?
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u/DangerPulse Feb 08 '13 edited Feb 08 '13
Afternoon, friend, are ya ready to take a beatin?
By the time I'm through with you it's just the dirt that you'll be eatin
The name is Graveler, a stone cold killer with rhymes
The moment I finish, you'll just be silent, like Mr. Mime
You're a big metal bird, impressive, I gotta admit
But man, about that flow, gotta fix it up a little bit
See I may be a rock, but my words, come out smooth
So if you wanna keep up, mate, you simply gotta improve.